Total shit show.

[Bl4desutd]

You fancy me innit.

 

[Freddie]

He slithered out of the back door but buzzing he's back , fickle I wrote the book lads

Shut the fuck up about the fucking back door. Boring boring boring repetitive shit.

 

[1888to1889]

Bringing back the poisonous back door dwarf.
Unbelievable.

(Sent from Morrisons bogs. Belper.)

Stop in Belper Morrison’s bog and have a shit for rest of season weather you for Wilder or not back our fucking club you turd


See what I did there turd it around comedy at its best so anyway fuck off

 

[knowsnowt]

Stop in Belper Morrison’s bog and have a shit for rest of season weather you for Wilder or not back our fucking club you turd


See what I did there turd it around comedy at its best so anyway fuck off

Fanks mum. Be home soon. Wrap up warm.

 

[knowsnowt]

Shut the fuck up about the fucking back door. Boring boring boring repetitive shit.

Never tried it but if it caused you trauma it's your own fault. Not mine.

 

[Lower Drop Blade]

Shut the fuck up about the fucking back door. Boring boring boring repetitive shit.

Aye back door son

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Shut the fuck up about the fucking back door. Boring boring boring repetitive shit.

Bit harsh - you know where the door is!

 

[Bladepicker]

(Sent from Morrisons bogs. Belper.)

I know someone who got sucked off in the disabled one by a checkout girl who does the self serve. True story!

 

[metalblade]

Dwarf?

Wilder is 5ft 11".

He was referring to cock size

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I know someone who got sucked off in the disabled one by a checkout girl who does the self serve. True story!

The Belper one? What shift is she on? Asking for a friend.

 

[Cyprus Blade]

I was shocked when I heard Wilder had been appointed.

1)because of what happened the last 18 months of his last spell and a total shit show to rival the current one.
2)because the same personalities are involved who obviously didn't see eye to eye then, so did something change?
3)because of the way he "spunked money" and the transfer legacy he left behind,
4)because of his poor managerial record since he went
5)because he seems like a busted flush with no Plan B tactically
6)because he will play the same system PH ended up playing which obviously is not working.

Having given him an 18 months contract I think he is as likely to take us to division one as anything else unfortunately. I will support the club with all my might but I cannot help feeling this is a desperate and disastrous gamble. I suspect there is a beer-off just outside Gillingham which has just placed an extra order for Peroni for the trip home on January 6th. Unfortunately lightning doesn't strike twice that often.

UTB

 

[Bell4]

I know someone who got sucked off in the disabled one by a checkout girl who does the self serve. True story!

I wasn’t the check out girl it was the cabbage stacker and it was regular trap 3 - bloody Chinese whispers

 

[Bladepicker]

The Belper one? What shift is she on? Asking for a friend.

This was a few years ago, I suspect she no longer works there.