CONFIRMED Tom Cannon signs until 2029, with a year option

[ISZA ⚔️]

Delay is they are trying to hire a real old canon for him to sit on in the photo shoot.

AI will sort that.

 

[Yogi]

Delay is they are trying to hire a real old canon for him to sit on in the photo shoot.

If he’s not dressed like captain blade cancel the deal

 

[YES Blade]

AI will sort that.

Al Knill? Is there anything this management team can’t do?

 

[CrookesBlade]

They’d planned to hold the photo shoot in The Cannon on Castle Street but they arrived to find it’s been turned into flats.

 

[FredZeppelin]

Not holding out much hope that this will be a good signing as we've not even reached the tits at the 100 page mark yet.

Surely we should be holding out for 150 page striker at least with this new found wealth?

Bloody United, always on the cheap.

utb

 

[mattbianco1]

Not holding out much hope that this will be a good signing as we've not even reached the tits at the 100 page mark yet.

Surely we should be holding out for 150 page striker at least with this new found wealth?

Bloody United, always on the cheap.

utb

 

[Jimmy Fleck]

3pm?

 

[Blade56]

What time is the announcement?

Fingers crossed its today

Tomorrow , imminently….

Said all along this smells of someone holding out for better deal/offer. All announcements have been “Southampton have agreed fee”. My guess is now they know what Southampton will accept he’s touting himself around other clubs. Not getting off to a good start if what looks like a duck, quacks like a duck turns out to be a feckin mongooses.

 

[Tom Bott]

Patting the badge and photos outside the bogs

Entering through the door labelled EXIT ?

 

[Torrix1889]

Said all along this smells of someone holding out for better deal/offer. All announcements have been “Southampton have agreed fee”. My guess is now they know what Southampton will accept he’s touting himself around other clubs. Not getting off to a good start if what looks like a duck, quacks like a duck turns out to be a feckin mongooses.

Southampton?

 

[Tom Bott]

Said all along this smells of someone holding out for better deal/offer. All announcements have been “Southampton have agreed fee”.

If we're negotiating with Southampton , there could be a major stumbling block.

 

[Blade56]

Southampton?

If we're negotiating with Southampton , there could be a major stumbling block.

I can’t spell Leicester

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

Said all along this smells of someone holding out for better deal/offer. All announcements have been “Southampton have agreed fee”. My guess is now they know what Southampton will accept he’s touting himself around other clubs. Not getting off to a good start if what looks like a duck, quacks like a duck turns out to be a feckin mongooses.

No it doesn't

 

[bornablade]

They’d planned to hold the photo shoot in The Cannon on Castle Street but they arrived to find it’s been turned into flats.

Photographer put his camera down and it got nicked.

He was able to buy it back across the road in the Hen and Chickens an hour later.

 

[Sheffsteel]

Said all along this smells of someone holding out for better deal/offer. All announcements have been “Southampton have agreed fee”. My guess is now they know what Southampton will accept he’s touting himself around other clubs. Not getting off to a good start if what looks like a duck, quacks like a duck turns out to be a feckin mongooses.

Think we’re already paying over the odds…..if another club wants to pay more….then good luck to em.

Also wouldn’t surprise me if this deal has already been signed, done and dusted
But Wilder knows the next match is Friday night, so players needs to be registered before 12 noon on the Thursday.
So there’s no rush to announce anything…..Wilder will want to keep Hull City guessing, their manager won’t have a clue who’s playing for us.

My only concern regards news of Cannon is that you would expect him to be training with his new team asap
And if he was down at training ground or in Sheffield, then you would expect some news to filter through on social media.
Its always been fairly quiet on the Cannon front, which is quite unusual. You would expect a journalist to get a comment from him.

 

[Shadota]

Said all along this smells of someone holding out for better deal/offer. All announcements have been “Southampton have agreed fee”. My guess is now they know what Southampton will accept he’s touting himself around other clubs. Not getting off to a good start if what looks like a duck, quacks like a duck turns out to be a feckin mongooses.

Wouldn't be an S2 thread without someone making up an unproven scenario just so they can express anger about it

 

[Sean Thornton]

They’d planned to hold the photo shoot in The Cannon on Castle Street but they arrived to find it’s been turned into flats.

Flats? Imagine if that was 40 years ago and you found out the loud knocking on your door was Lol Knight wanting a drink at 3.00am

 

[Sean Thornton]

Think we’re already paying over the odds…..if another club wants to pay more….then good luck to em.

Also wouldn’t surprise me if this deal has already been signed, done and dusted
But Wilder knows the next match is Friday night, so players needs to be registered before 12 noon on the Thursday.
So there’s no rush to announce anything…..Wilder will want to keep Hull City guessing, their manager won’t have a clue who’s playing for us.

My only concern regards news of Cannon is that you would expect him to be training with his new team asap
And if he was down at training ground or in Sheffield, then you would expect some news to filter through on social media.
Its always been fairly quiet on the Cannon front, which is quite unusual. You would expect a journalist to get a comment from him.

Well that’s every base covered again……

 

[Lower Drop Blade]

Nixon said it's done

 

[Sheffsteel]

Well that’s every base covered again……

Yeh this one is bit strange due to the lack of news or even rumours. All options have validity.
When it’s eventually announced you can bet he’ll say we are a massive club and it was an easy and quick decision to join us.
We desperately need players in for Fridays game, even if he starts on the bench.

 

[Lower Drop Blade]

Get green tick on

 

[MojoMuffin]

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

They’d planned to hold the photo shoot in The Cannon on Castle Street but they arrived to find it’s been turned into flats.

Then they went down the Wicker to find The Big Gun similarly unavailable.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

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What the hell's a "package deal"? We sending him out to Tenerife for the photoshoot?

 

[Keen Blade]

Has he got the wrong balls and failed his cannon medical

There is a test to see if he can stack them up properly on a bass monkey and we are waiting for the ambient temperature to fall

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Presuming as this is on Nixon's Patreon he's not expecting the announcement to be imminent, even though it's seemingly a done deal.

 

[Sheffsteel]

What the hell's a "package deal"? We sending him out to Tenerife for the photoshoot?

Ha ha yeh
It means it will potentially could cost us £13 million, which is less than the reported £15 million potential offer from Sunderland.

However ours was more attractive because it’s guaranteed £10 million purchase + £3 million of clauses/ bonuses.
Where as the Sunderland offer was just a loan….and only pay the £15 million if were promoted to the PL this season, otherwise he’s back at Leicester.

 

[Bell4]

Wouldn't be an S2 thread without someone making up an unproven scenario just so they can express anger about it

WHAT THE FK DO YOU MEAN - WHAT YOU GETTING AT FFS

 

[Keen Blade]

What’s the link with a cathedral staff member?

Trust you to come up with a salacious reference to sitting on a man of the cloth

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Ha ha yeh
It means it will potentially could cost us £13 million, which is less than the reported £15 million potential offer from Sunderland.

However ours was more attractive because it’s guaranteed £10 million purchase + £3 million of clauses/ bonuses.
Where as the Sunderland offer was just a loan….and only pay the £15 million if were promoted to the PL this season, otherwise he’s back at Leicester.

Very well explained and genuinely useful, what on earth are you doing in this thread?