Today's updates from Wilder

[GrayBlade]

When did we wheel and deal before?

I dunno, when didn’t we? A quiet word in somebody’s ear and all that.

I’m not on about doing up an old banger and selling it for profit by the way.

 

[I should coco]

Look at that sly smile...

The little snidey squirrel bastards deserve to get run over, giving it large like that in the middle of the road.

Whatever happened to "keep looking and listening as you cross the road"?

 

[LJBlade]

I dunno, when didn’t we? A quiet word in somebody’s ear and all that.

I’m not on about doing up an old banger and selling it for profit by the way.

Good point. You made it sound like us 'wheeling and dealing' was something new and that it isn't something that all (or most at least) clubs do.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

The little snidey squirrel bastards deserve to get run over, giving it large like that in the middle of the road.

Whatever happened to "keep looking and listening as you cross the road"?

Wasn't that Green Cross Code Man?

 

[Pinchy]

A very good point.

The 'Ched is Innocent' campaign wouldn't have been as loud either, if he'd been our reserve goalie.

Just saying, like......

What if he was a former semi-professional, non-league, reserve goalie?...

 

[Barney]

I agree with all of this

 

[GrayBlade]

Good point. You made it sound like us 'wheeling and dealing' was something new and that it isn't something that all (or most at least) clubs do.

Just as long as the deal is a good one I don’t mind if we wheel.

 

[Pinchy]

Does anyone know the age of consent for a unicorn?

And if I took it to the match would it count in att........ oh I can’t be bothered. I’m bored of myself.

Does anyone know if you can get a “cry of a baby unicorn” ring-tone for a Nokia 3100?

 

[Pinchy]

It's Groundhog day!

If you read this, you will automatically be taken back to post #1 until you have learnt the whole thread off by heart.

It’s worthy of repetition though, isn’t it?


Isn’t it?


Isn’t it?

 

[I should coco]

What if he was a former semi-professional, non-league, reserve goalie?...

I'd have driven him and Jean Hackett to HMP Slade.

 

[LJBlade]

Just as long as the deal is a good one I don’t mind if we wheel.

I assumed you were being negative when you said that you hoped we didn't have to wheel and deal. My mistake. As I said, just about every club has to wheel and deal, very few clubs have an unlimited budget.

 

[I should coco]

Wasn't that Green Cross Code Man

Nah, he was done for kiddy fiddling and they replaced him with a spare Fireman Sam puppet called 'Barry the lollipop man'.

Sadly he was sacked for touching up several of the the yummy mummys.

Now the kids just get given an app that tells them when they've been run over and alerts the ambulance service.

 

[Harrisblade]

Does anyone know if you can get a “cry of a baby unicorn” ring-tone for a Nokia 3100?

Ask Sean T, he's probably got recordings of the noises the bastards make before he flogs sells the little buggers

 

[BushBlade]

Nah, he was done for kiddy fiddling and they replaced him with a spare Fireman Sam puppet called 'Barry the lollipop man'.

Sadly he was sacked for touching up several of the the yummy mummys.

Now the kids just get given an app that tells them when they've been run over and alerts the ambulance service.

You do realise the Green Cross Code man also played Darth Vader in the good Star Wars films (but voiced by James Earl Jones). The force better be strong in you or you're fucked.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Nah, he was done for kiddy fiddling and they replaced him with a spare Fireman Sam puppet called 'Barry the lollipop man'.

Sadly he was sacked for touching up several of the the yummy mummys.

Now the kids just get given an app that tells them when they've been run over and alerts the ambulance service.

Well you learn something new everyday, I thought he had gone on to star in Star Wars not star in a prequel to Operation Yewtree

 

[BushBlade]

Ask Sean T, he's probably got recordings of the noises the bastards make before he flogs sells the little buggers

Apparently he 'blinds' them first and I don't mean in a Peter Shaffer 'Equus' way, more of a 'good shot sir'.

 

[Bladesman]

We're doomed!

 

[Tunstall Fred]

We're doomed!

Most likely

 

[Pinchy]

Nah, he was done for kiddy fiddling and they replaced him with a spare Fireman Sam puppet called 'Barry the lollipop man'.

Sadly he was sacked for touching up several of the the yummy mummys.

Now the kids just get given an app that tells them when they've been run over and alerts the ambulance service.

...and ‘specialist’ solicitors to chase the ambulance. It’s a one-stop shop.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ask Sean T, he's probably got recordings of the noises the bastards make before he flogs sells the little buggers

Recordings? Look mate, it was all for research for a book I'm writing, okay.......

 

[Pierre's PC]

Quite bizarrely and off topic the kids have made me put ‘My Little Pony’ the movie on. It’s shit before you all rush out and watch it.

Are you going to be a Broney now

 

[super_pig]

'is that cockney rhyming slang?' (...back on the grass/pain in the arse.)

nah it’s that damned horn

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

So can Basham, and Leonard. I'd rather have a specialist there though. Riley could also cover LWB.

I'd rather have a specialist there though

 

[I should coco]

You do realise the Green Cross Code man also played Darth Vader in the good Star Wars films (but voiced by James Earl Jones). The force better be strong in you or you're fucked.

I was not talking about the actor David Prowse who has suffered from arthritis since 13 and has had many health problems since then. For the avoidance of doubt from you nudge-nudge dirty minded sods, I was not implying he had done anything remotely wrong.

I was a bit knobbed off when the Green Cross Code turned up as I'd been a fully paid up member of the Tufty club. Suddenly a character in a dodgy green suit turns up and starts befriending small children. At the same time, we had Charlie and his cat telling us not to talk to strangers. Talk about mixed messages!

 

[Ricky]

I'd rather have a specialist there though

He plays both right and left side naturally.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Are you going to be a Broney now

I spent most of the film browsing on here, it was bad.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

I was not talking about the actor David Prowse who has suffered from arthritis since 13 and has had many health problems since then. For the avoidance of doubt from you nudge-nudge dirty minded sods, I was not implying he had done anything remotely wrong.

I was a bit knobbed off when the Green Cross Code turned up as I'd been a fully paid up member of the Tufty club. Suddenly a character in a dodgy green suit turns up and starts befriending small children. At the same time, we had Charlie and his cat telling us not to talk to strangers. Talk about mixed messages!

What about that pair Joe and Petunia,waving at a drowning man instead of calling for the lifeguard

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

The Tufty lies go on. It’s clearly Lenny or bust for him. Not sure of the logic of that or why he should pretend he has other targets when in fact he hasn’t, but since the Great Conor Coady Hoax you really can’t rely on a single word the man says.

Here’s a covert photo, taken at Shirecliffe, of him plotting his latest scam with his back-room gang. Look at that sly smile...

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I don't know what you're on to compare Wilder to a cartoon bunny, but I think I may want to try some.

 

[Blade56]

got one.. pain in the arse

You're not using it properly

 

[I should coco]

I don't know what you're on to compare Wilder to a cartoon bunny, but I think I may want to try some.

"If you know your history..." and all that.

You youngsters never had the benefit of the TuftyClub, did you?