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Well-Known Member
What an absolutely appalling service, I've now been on the phone to the ticket office for twenty five minutes, in that time I have gone from being caller number 4 to caller number 2. I can only assume that the callers ahead of me are buying forty tickets each, in different parts of the ground using separate credit card details for each one.
Or possibly there is only one person answering the phone, but even one person surely can't take ten minutes to deal with each customer? Finally got my ticket after forty minutes, my transaction took three minutes twenty three seconds to complete and they wanted to charge me £1 booking fee, ha after forty minutes on hold they should give you the bloody ticket and pick you up from home!
Ticket Office Speak.
'All our operators are currently busy please hold and we will answer your call as soon as possible'.... 'Well when we say busy, we didn't actually say they're busy answering the phone, just busy'
'To help us deal with your enquiry more efficiently please have your customer number ready'.......'Look you're going to be getting a bit fed up now, why not go and find your membership number?'
'Please continue to hold, your call is important to us and will be answered as soon as possible'.......'We've only got one operator on today, she's not very good on the phone, is currently assisting to mark out the pitch and also has the shits'
We are currently experiencing very high call volumes, please continue to hold.....'She's just on the shitter and then they're doing the penalty box and she'll be right with you'
Your call is in a queue and will be answered as soon as possible.......'Are you still there?'
Or possibly there is only one person answering the phone, but even one person surely can't take ten minutes to deal with each customer? Finally got my ticket after forty minutes, my transaction took three minutes twenty three seconds to complete and they wanted to charge me £1 booking fee, ha after forty minutes on hold they should give you the bloody ticket and pick you up from home!
Ticket Office Speak.
'All our operators are currently busy please hold and we will answer your call as soon as possible'.... 'Well when we say busy, we didn't actually say they're busy answering the phone, just busy'
'To help us deal with your enquiry more efficiently please have your customer number ready'.......'Look you're going to be getting a bit fed up now, why not go and find your membership number?'
'Please continue to hold, your call is important to us and will be answered as soon as possible'.......'We've only got one operator on today, she's not very good on the phone, is currently assisting to mark out the pitch and also has the shits'
We are currently experiencing very high call volumes, please continue to hold.....'She's just on the shitter and then they're doing the penalty box and she'll be right with you'
Your call is in a queue and will be answered as soon as possible.......'Are you still there?'