Things you wont hear in the commentary sunday

[Russ]

On the bench for Sheffield United it’s Mark Duffy AKA the bounce slayer.

 

[djbaldken]

Cannon wheels away after completing his hat trick....

more likely you'll hear 'Cannon is wheeled away off the pitch after completely missing a third open goal'

 

[ekke287]

And here's today's special guest Madelaine McCann

Jesus. You’d like Antony Jesselnik.

 

[Rusty view]

"This game would have sold out if it wasn't for those horrible away fans chucking piss on the lower tier"

 

[Cheeky Blade]

‘The old lady could do with a lick of paint…and a legitimate safety certificate’

 

[Chris the Blade]

It's so lovely to see red and blue all around the ground and not a bad word spoken.

 

[HillStreet Blade]

more likely you'll hear 'Cannon is wheeled away off the pitch after completely missing a third open goal'

Getting into the positions to miss 3 open goals would be a big improvement on what he has show so far.

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

"As we enter minute 61 and it's a long ball over the top which Campbell chases like a prime Usain Bolt. That man really is a top physical specimen"

 

[10-0 win]

Ukakis secondhalf hat trick seals victory for the blades.

 

[JOEYDEE]

Lovely to see United fans donating all their spare change down to the lower tier fans to add to their clubs coffers...