Things you wont hear in the commentary sunday

[Russ]

On the bench for Sheffield United it’s Mark Duffy AKA the bounce slayer.

 

[djbaldken]

Cannon wheels away after completing his hat trick....

more likely you'll hear 'Cannon is wheeled away off the pitch after completely missing a third open goal'

 

[ekke287]

And here's today's special guest Madelaine McCann

Jesus. You’d like Antony Jesselnik.

 

[Rusty view]

"This game would have sold out if it wasn't for those horrible away fans chucking piss on the lower tier"

 

[Cheeky Blade]

‘The old lady could do with a lick of paint…and a legitimate safety certificate’

 

[Chris the Blade]

It's so lovely to see red and blue all around the ground and not a bad word spoken.

 

[HillStreet Blade]

more likely you'll hear 'Cannon is wheeled away off the pitch after completely missing a third open goal'

Getting into the positions to miss 3 open goals would be a big improvement on what he has show so far.

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

"As we enter minute 61 and it's a long ball over the top which Campbell chases like a prime Usain Bolt. That man really is a top physical specimen"

 

[10-0 win]

Ukakis secondhalf hat trick seals victory for the blades.

 

[JOEYDEE]

Lovely to see United fans donating all their spare change down to the lower tier fans to add to their clubs coffers...

 

[mattbianco1]

"And it's back-to-back victories for Sheffield United at Hillsborough. They're unbeaten here in 4 games and unbeaten against Wednesday in 7 games stretching back to February 2012!"

Yeah, I'm shit at this

 

[VictoryBlade]

That's it, its over & its Cannon that fires United to a derby day victory with his 2nd goal of the game.

Nearly

 

[DifferentClass]

Think that falls into the "spice dream" category...

Fuck me, the spice works!

 

[Blademan89]

Nearly

Reverse psychology, Tom can thank me later.

 

[sufc323]

Can’t believe a Tom Cannon goal was a more likely outcome than Pissmoor Owl not wearing soiled joggers

 

[Nedski]

Jesus. You’d like Antony Jesselnik.

I've only recently discovered this guy. He's a bit hit and miss but when he hits he hits hard! His favourite porn star in the bar joke is my personal favourite.

 

[SRBlade]

"Sheff Wed with an effort on target"

 

[radio]

who put the ball in United's net

 

[Melbourne Blade]

I've only recently discovered this guy. He's a bit hit and miss but when he hits he hits hard! His favourite porn star in the bar joke is my personal favourite.

You heard the one about his neighbours kid falling out of a tree? Probably his greatest ever joke imho.

 

[WorcBlade]

It would be heart warming to see the Wednesday fans staying to the bitter end it’s a shame about the fire drill just after Cannon’s goal