Things you wont hear in the commentary sunday

[sufc323]

"Pitsmoor Owl in the crowd there, a really intelligent, clean looking gentleman and wearing fresh clothes free of piss stains"

 

[ScottBlade]

"Tremendous show of respect there by the Wednesday fans as Chris Wilder makes his way to the dugout."

 

[elgoog44]

Like watching prime Brazil in Stereo, both teams knocking the ball around with the grace of a gazelle, pure football!!

 

[Sean Thornton]

“And there’s Neil from Owlstalk, on his knees in front of the preferred bidder, giving him his usual warm welcome to the club”

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

‘welcome to the friendly derby’

 

[Badger Blade]

"Excellent pace and anticipation from McGuinness to sprint across and block a goalbound shot from Max Lowe. Ball breaks to Peck...a defence-splitting forward ball into the path of Bamford, who shows the Wednesday defence a clean pair of heels... he's round the goalkeeper....and its in! A slick move of fantastic quality to put the Blades in front, inside the first five minutes, and they don't look like resting on that lead either."

 

[The Crab]

"Pitsmoor Owl in the crowd there, a really intelligent, clean looking gentleman and wearing fresh clothes free of piss stains"

Pitsmoor Owl, one of the more unique fans out there. We’re not allowed to say special anymore

 

[Kenilworth]

And it’s now 2-0 to the home side with Max Lowe slotting home after another mistake by McGuinness. It’s tough on McGuinness after putting the ball into his own net in the first half.

Oh, sorry, my bad. This thread is supposed to things the commentators don’t say

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

And here's today's special guest Madelaine McCann

 

[Cappy]

Look at the smile on that home fan in the bottom tier. He is absolutely delighted that he’s covered in piss

 

[Brian Deane]

The early ball has caught out the Wednesday defence .........

United lead the steel city derby.......

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Sheffield United need an injection of pace up front, if only they had a peak Wayne Allison.

Barry Bannan is struggling as his hair keeps going into his eyes.

Look at the crowd, there's some lovely young ladies from Burngreave in today.

Neil Shipperley is in the crowd today to cheer on this Blades victory, I've not seen him this excited since he was thrashing his draught excluder in his van.

 

[Cassius Kray]

Frogspawn

 

[FredZeppelin]

"and it's over to Rob Statton now for a more balanced view of the position Wednesday find themselves in".

utb

 

[JustLookin]

“a quality goal from a quality player”

 

[Lane Ender]

Campbell is winning everything in the air

 

[Melbourne Blade]

"You can see from the smiles on the home fans faces they've all got perfectly aligned, full sets of teeth".

 

[Davalon]

The Leppings Lane end really is a disgrace and any self-respecting club would have knocked it down decades ago

 

[Rodley]

“And let’s not forget those long suffering W*dn*sday fans, who deserve so much better - just ask Kasey Palmer, the family of Bradley Lowery or West Brom supporters”

 

[Lower Drop Blade]

Sheffield football is blessed with two great teams

 

[I should coco]

“All this grand old stadium needs to be brought back to its former glory is free grants, tax payers money and a return to fifty thousand average attendances……”

Poor old Bert McGee. Much as he tried, the mean old FA, never gave Wednesday their deserved share of compensation following the Hillsborough Disaster.

 

[Blademan89]

That's it, its over & its Cannon that fires United to a derby day victory with his 2nd goal of the game.

 

[NAP]

And those who were singing ‘you’re going down with the Wednesday’ were silenced by the Blades storming second half performance

 

[DifferentClass]

That's it, its over & its Cannon that fires United to a derby day victory with his 2nd goal of the game.

Think that falls into the "spice dream" category...

 

[Cheets]

"The Blades fans all in their seats 30 minutes before kick-off having had a smooth, hassle-free journey to Hillsborough"

 

[DifferentClass]

"The Blades fans all in their seats 30 minutes before kick-off having had a smooth, hassle-free journey to Hillsborough"

"God bless South Yorkshire Police for being so dilligent".

 

[Zero dark thirty]

And here's today's special guest Madelaine McCann

Bit naughty that.

 

[DifferentClass]

Bit naughty that.

Naughty, naughty, verrrrrryyy naaaaaughtyyyyyyyy...

 

[Zero dark thirty]

Naughty, naughty, verrrrrryyy naaaaaughtyyyyyyyy...

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