Things you wont hear in the commentary sunday

[Richeee]

As per the thread title...i'll start you off with a couple..." since going 1-0 up Wilder is really going for this one..i make that Uniteds 40th attempt on goal.....welcome to Hillsborough today for todays match its a 40001 crowd i wonder who the 1 is, its Dephjon Chansiri in his usual seat.....

 

[raimond]

"There's some real quality on show here".

 

[ekke287]

“Bannan’s hair is looking amazing”

 

[Jan Age]

That’s some lovely free flowing attacking football from Sheffield United

 

[Bladedog]

Got to admire the blades shoot on sight tactic.

 

[billyblademan]

"I'm not saying Michael Cooper is the best keeper in the league...but he's in the top one"

 

[SwissBlade]

“Wednesday fans really are a pleasant bunch. Everyone’s second favourite team.”

 

[SwissBlade]

“Tom Cannon really is a fine right back.”

“Bamford, Peck, Blaster, Campbell, Davies and Seriki just look at peak fitness”

 

[Kenilworth]

Sheffield United’s defending at set plays is exemplary

 

[FredZeppelin]

"Godfrey.....runs back and tackles to regain possession.......he plays a lovely ball inside to Bindon.....ball into midfield to Matos, who turns his man and slide's a pass to Barry.....he ghost's past a defender........cross-field pass over to Ogbene.......Ogbene uses his electric pace.....powers past the defender to the byline and crosses deep to the far post......it's a good header down by Ings ..... to CANNON!!!!!.........who smash's the half volley into the Wednesday net in front of a half-empty Kop.

United lead 1-0 in the first minute! No reaction from Wilder on the bench as the United fans celebrate wildly on their feet in the lovely Upper West Stand as gentle applause breaks out from the home fans on three sides of this traditional, historic ground.

A fantastic attacking move!

The Sheffield clubs..... lighting up the Championship .....with the promise of more goals to come! It's a real privilege to be here to see this"!

utb

 

[derfblade.3]

Who put the ball in Uniteds net..........

 

[mattbianco1]

"And it's back-to-back victories for Sheffield United at Hillsborough. They're unbeaten here in 4 games and unbeaten against Wednesday in 7 games stretching back to February 2012!"

 

[SwissBlade]

"Godfrey.....runs back and tackles to regain possession.......he plays a lovely ball inside to Bindon.....ball into midfield to Matos, who turns his man and slide's a pass to Barry.....he ghost's past a defender........cross-field pass over to Ogbene.......Ogbene uses his electric pace.....powers past the defender to the byline and crosses deep to the far post......it's a good header down by Ings ..... to CANNON!!!!!.........who smash's the half volley into the Wednesday net in front of a half-empty Kop.

United lead 1-0 in the first minute! No reaction from Wilder on the bench as the United fans celebrate wildly on their feet in the lovely Upper West Stand as gentle applause breaks out from the home fans on three sides of this traditional, historic ground.

A fantastic attacking move!

The Sheffield clubs..... lighting up the Championship .....with the promise of more goals to come! It's a real privilege to be here to see this"!

utb

“Sheffield Uniteds new AI model has made great use of the loan system this season”

 

[BerksBlade]

"That's a stunning long-range strike from Peck"
"Cannon out-muscled the defender easily there"

 

[Nedski]

That was an impressive burst of pace from Mcguinness

Burrows positioning was perfect when breaking down the Wednesday attack

Peck whipped that corner in with real pace and accuracy

United's attackers have kept the Wednesday keeper busy all afternoon

United are playing with some real intensity, causing problems all over the pitch

The entire Walton family are here watching the game

 

[RedandWhite]

"United look like scoring"

 

[Broomhall Blade]

Hillsborough really does look tired, the lack of investment in it is embarrassing.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Cannon wheels away after completing his hat trick....

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Davies and Shackleton seem to have collided and are both out for the count.

No, wait, we are likely to hear that one.

 

[bladesmanluke]

Gus Hamer's name

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

United fans in the way end are applauding their Wednesday counterparts in the way of support following their successful campaign to oust the Thai businessman.

 

[Varkanoid]

A win today and the Blades are in an auto spot for promotion.

 

[Zeblades34]

Sheffield United play it forward

 

[shorehamview]

"That roof looks lovely."

 

[Whiston Blade]

"This is a steel city derby for the ages"
"free flowing football"

What we will hear; "how great the Wednesday fans are", and that the club is a "sleeping giant".

 

[Rodley]

“People refer to Wednesday as a big club, but they haven’t managed an average home attendance over 30,000 since the 1960s.”

 

[Sean Thornton]

“All this grand old stadium needs to be brought back to its former glory is free grants, tax payers money and a return to fifty thousand average attendances……”

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Bannon leaps above the United defence to head in the Owl's 5th goal much to the delight of Wednesday’s new owner Elon Musk as he enjoys a pie in the stand.

 

[Zeblades34]

Barry Bannan with a beautiful head of hair in midfield today

 

[Sean Thornton]

And today’s match ball sponsor is the Turkish Discount Hair Transplant Company, who, as we have seen, provide a successful service……….