Things to do during pre season to keep you entertained

[SteveBlade]

1. Book time off work to watch highlights of every game on repeat for the next four months.

2. Get your partner to sport a Chris Wilder mask during intercourse.

2.5. Find an extra and get them to wear an Alan Knill mask. Double the fun.

3. If you're an artistic individual, do some erotic drawings of your favourite Blades players.

4. Legally change your name to 'Chralan Knilder'.

5. Stalk the players as they go about their lives.

6. If you have a baby due, name them the Bladeyest name you can think of.

7. Take a hacking course and use your skills to hack PornHub, relacing every video with Blades goals. This will not only benefit you, but it will give everyone who uses the site added satisfaction and our fanbase will increase by more than 50 million.

8. Send nude photos of yourself to Blades players and staff to let them know how much you appreciate their efforts.

9. Send detailed notes of your deepest desires to Blades players and staff. This will let them know that they are trusted amongst their fans.

10. Wander around with two of the largest kitchen knives you can find and scream 'BLADES!!!!' as loud as you can in the face of pedestrians. This will help expand our fan base.

Please add your own.

 

[SwissBlade]

1. Book time off work to watch highlights of every game on repeat for the next four months.

2. Get your partner to sport a chris wilder mask during intercourse.

2.5. Find an extra and get them to wear an alan knill mask. Double the fun.

3. If you're an artistic individual, do some erotic drawings of you're favourite Blades players.

4. legally change your name to 'Chralan Knilder'.

5. Stalk the players as they go about their lives.

6. If you have a baby due, name them the Bladeyest name you can think of.

7. Take a hacking course and use your skills to hack PornHub, relacing every video with Blades goals. This will not only benefit you, but it will give everyone who uses the site added satisfaction and our fanbase will increase by more than 50 million.

8. Send nude photos of yourself to Blades players and staff to let them know how much you appreciate their efforts.

9. Send detailed notes of your deepest desires to Blades players and staff. This will let them know that they are trusted amongst their fans.

10. Wander around with two of the largest kitchen knives you can find and scream 'BLADES!!!!' as loud as you can in the face of pedestrians. This will help expand our fan base.

Please add your own.

Ok, 1-8 done.

 

[I should coco]

Please add your own.

11-Spend less time on forums and consider getting a life?

Just sayin', like.......

 

[SteveBlade]

11-Spend less time on forums and consider getting a life?

Just sayin', like.......

Never

 

[Rodley]

 

[SB_90]

11-Spend less time on forums and consider getting a life?

Just sayin', like.......

12 - learn how to take a joke

 

[I should coco]

12 - learn how to take a joke

13 - Read an 'Irony for beginners' manual

Just sayin' like

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

14. Design endless variations of possible new home and away kits.

15. Get you friends to put up weird and wacky transfer targets and award a prize to the one who gets the most WUEDP's from Max!

 

[snootyfenooty]

16. Start a new Ched thread

 

[Yoonited]

17. Spend pointless hours trying to satisfy your obsession with the Blades by creating anagrams of players names in an attempt to engender a chuckle and be disappointed with the lack of vowels to play with. Ah well time for a few more beers.It is the weekend with only a mild interest in whatever footy is left
Iron Man Keefer
Smash A Birch
Phil Brasyl
Olle Nacker
Ciril Shrewd

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Holy Mother of God, is this what we have to put up with for three months?

 

[bartman]

Doesn't everyone just watch porn to pass the time away before the season starts ?

 

[LenTednTony]

18. Start thinking of all the reasons why we shouldn't have released McNulty and Scoogs as they are DEFINITELY Champions League quality players.

 

[Snowman]

Holy Mother of God, is this what we have to put up with for three months?

No, I shall be introducing further fun shortly.

 

[Small Mendonca]

19. Play forum football

https://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?threads/forum-football-4-5-6-or-7-a-side-sunday-7th-may.55058/

 

[Tezza1889]

Watch lots of South Park....

It's what I'm doing...

 

[Tyler Durden]

Set off a few flares at the tennis.

 

[Silent Blade]

Watching Cricket and playing Chess (I will be playing in a chess tournament at Lund , Sweden in July)

 

[Bladesman]

20. Find time to complain about the Desso and how the money should have been better spent

 

[WhiteHawk]

Talk about cricket in the shoutbox, or just keep joining in with the conversation by saying cricket is shit.

 

[McGrath]

21. Laugh at Wednesday

 

[Harry's Game]

Get your lass to wear your Sharp Blades shirt in bed and convince her it's by no means weird or pervy.

 

[bornablade]

Settle down with a few beers and watch a re-run of the 'Laying of the Desso' from 3 years ago. What a summer.

Spoiler Alert. I missed the last episode so no-one go and spoil it by telling me the ending.

 

[I should coco]

Doesn't everyone just watch porn to pass the time away before the season starts ?

22 - Complain that this post should be on the 'watching porn' thread

 

[broomhillblade]

I went out and bought a copy of The Times today, to see me through the weekend.

Weird!

 

[I should coco]

There will be a free pyro with every programme which will include detailed instructions on how to launch the fucker to ensure it always hits a child,old woman,wheelchair user or muslim,(see flob thread).

SELF OPINIONATED WANKER POST

Murdoch shitrag, so I prefer the Torygraph or even the Gruniad.

MORE REASONABLE, LESS WANKER POST

A good way of whiling away a Saturday. Ideally the paper may have been taken down the pub at dinner but you can't always have everything.

LOOK AT ME, WANKER POST

In Stratford upon Avon for the weekend. A bit of shopping, plenty of walking and a few historic hosteleries visited.

Of course, it's not quite Vietnam.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Set off a few flares at the tennis.

Interesting fact about that actually:

Every single flare thrown at a tennis match hits Cliff Richard.

 

[Blade58]

Fart, belch, booze and generally be merry.

Last closed season it was fart, belch, booze and fkin sulk

 

[derfblade.3]

23..

 

[CopenhagenBlade]

Interesting fact about that actually:

Every single flare thrown at a tennis match hits Cliff Richard.

Isn't he on the run?