Things that are quicker than our team

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

the post office queue on giro day

 

[Rustyblade]

Tectonic plates?

 

[dingledog]

A sloth, snail pace would be a 100%improvement etc etc

 

[Small Mendonca]

The formation of fossil fuels e.g. coal which takes place over millions of years as plants decompose and compact.

 

[Rodley]

Slowest team in Blades history?

 

[oaklandrdblade]

Slowest team in Blades history?

Similar pace to Robbo's team I'd say. But it's not just that they are physically so slow they seem to be incapable of quick thought too which is just as important.

 

[alcoblade]

A pissed up snail?
A tortoise on weed?

Forte seems to have some, but we are painfully slow and non athletic as a team. Mid table beckons.

UTB

 

[Jon Bon]

The formation of fossil fuels e.g. coal which takes place over millions of years as plants decompose and compact.

I like the fact that, not only have you thought of one of the few things on this earth that are actually slower than the team, you've also included explanatory notes.

 

[Large Mendonca]

The pizza that is making it's way through my lower intestine.

 

[cahill]

paint drying. Economic recovery. The donkey I backed in last years Derby

 

[Hartley Hare]

A slug with a bad leg?

 

[Rodley]

Slower than an asthmatic ant carrying heavy shopping?

 

[Kev Gee]

A corpse?