The ultimate bottle jobs

[Scarebus]

Last 6 form table. That's some serious bottling from the top 2.

 

[BladeTillIDie]

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Last 6 form table. That's some serious bottling from the top 2.

That is fucking awful. Don't deserve to go up.

 

[Bladesman]

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Last 6 form table. That's some serious bottling from the top 2.

To be fair some teams do have a bit of a wobble at this time of year. I think West Brom will still make the top two but Leeds are known for chucking it away.

 

[N20 Blade]

Any half decent striker should see them over the line. They create a lot of chances but Bamford is poor.

Sharp
Adams
Bowen
+ others

My qpr mate said they’re a good team that creates chances but as you say Bamford is a liability that could cost them promotion. If he’s the great manager everyone says he is then why hasn’t he addressed the bleedin obvious? If they don’t up blame must be apportioned accordingly.
Also, what struck me watching the wba game last night was what a horrible and tough division it is, in some respects the premier league has been easier for us which sounds contradictory but that’s how I see it. Some of the games last season were such battles that we had to come through and there are eight more games.
Any teams getting relegated this season will struggle to bounce back, I’d fear for Norwich or Bournemouth especially, they could well plummet. With the latter the time away from the championship similar to stoke makes the transition harder.

 

[Balham]

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Last 6 form table. That's some serious bottling from the top 2.

Our worst run of form last season over 6 games still saw us get 6 points: W1 D3 L2*
Derby 2-1 United
United 1-1 Stoke
United 4-2 Wigan
Forest 1-0 United
United 0-0 Them
Rotherham 2-2 United

*I'm counting Wednesday's 0-0 win at Bramall Lane as a draw

Norwich's worst 6 game spells came twice over 8 games: W1 D4 L1 (7 points)
Bristol C 2-2 Norwich
Blackburn 0-1 Norwich
Norwich 3-3 Forest
Norwich 3-4 Derby
Brentford 1-1 Norwich
West Brom 1-1 Norwich
Norwich 3-1 Birmingham
Norwich 2-2 United

The basic premise is that if Leeds and West Brom manage to get up this season they'll have done so despite having worse runs that either us or Norwich did last season.

 

[SUFC Guy]

This thread title sounds like something that Amazon Prime Video could release

Oh, hang on a minute...

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

What’s the world coming too? How can anyone in their right mind even consider wanting that pile of shit to be promoted. All I can think is they must be of a much younger generation than me, no excuse though.
Fuck leeds.

 

[SUFC Guy]

Fk the Weeds and Fk the Pigs

I'd much prefer.

1. Swansea
2. Brizzle City
Play off winner: Millwall


21 Dingles

22 Luton
23 Wigan
24 Pigs

So to summarise, 3 'weak' teams to go up (apologies to them but that can only help us next season). Dingles to survive and the grunters to get their 39 point deduction and finish rock bottom.

Awesome!

UTMB

 

[Beans]

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Last 6 form table. That's some serious bottling from the top 2.

And both their wins were against Birmingham, who, as you can see, are also shite.

 

[Balham]

And both their wins were against Birmingham, who, as you can see, are also shite.

On that, both us and Norwich last season faced Forest and Derby in our worst runs. We got a total of 1 point between us from the four games and that point was earned by Norwich in a 3-3 draw with goals the 94th and 98th minutes.

 

[Beans]

On that, both us and Norwich last season faced Forest and Derby in our worst runs. We got a total of 1 point between us from the four games and that point was earned by Norwich in a 3-3 draw with goals the 94th and 98th minutes.

True, although Derby made the playoff final and Forest only lost 2 of their first 20 games, which covered the time that we lost to them. I think Birmingham are objectively bobar.

 

[S5_Blade]

This thread title sounds like something that Amazon Prime Video could release

Oh, hang on a minute...

Hopefully they bottle it again and make a sequel

 

[tincan]

Fk the Weeds and Fk the Pigs

I'd much prefer.

1. Swansea
2. Brizzle City
Play off winner: Millwall


21 Dingles

22 Luton
23 Wigan
24 Pigs

So to summarise, 3 'weak' teams to go up (apologies to them but that can only help us next season). Dingles to survive and the grunters to get their 39 point deduction and finish rock bottom.

Awesome!

UTMB

Why would you want to drive to 3 dumps though? I would much prefer 3 Yorkshire teams up, far more piss ups and piss takes possible ,less chance of a 200mile death drive on a friday night and keeping more dosh in the pocket and not spending it Sheik Mansours petrol

 

[SUFC Guy]

Why would you want to drive to 3 dumps though? I would much prefer 3 Yorkshire teams up, far more piss ups and piss takes possible ,less chance of a 200mile death drive on a friday night and keeping more dosh in the pocket and not spending it Sheik Mansours petrol

My whole thought process is that we stay the top team in Yorkshire while staying in the Prem. Can't stand Weeds or Wendy so want them to have ZERO success. The weaker the bottom of the Prem the more likely we stop there longer.

Just my own personal preferences

 

[Sparky]

Working in Leeds with a load of Leeds fans has been fantastic these past two seasons. Most Monday mornings has them diving for cover.

 

[Bladesman]

If you think it will be insufferable when Liverpool clinch the title just imagine the media wanking off over Leeds getting promoted. Not just national media, local media will be knoshing them off as well.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

This thread title sounds like something that Amazon Prime Video could release

Oh, hang on a minute...

This thread title sounds like the shoutbox on the evening of the Millwall match last season....

 

[BushBlade]

Teams I don’t want promoted. In order

Pigs
Leeds
Wednesday
Forest
Pigs