The Pinchy Hoofometer

[blade too long]

hoiks decimal points are called bouits, many a professor has been heard atOakwell asking for minor adjustments to a good old hoik , give it some bouit , apparenty there are thutty or fawty buits in a hoik

A hoik can clear a full ginnel , just short of a snickett

 

[shorehamview]

Isn't that binary for 'Fuck a copper!'...?

No. This is though.

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110000 01110000 01100101 01110010

Check it if you like.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

No. This is though.

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110000 01110000 01100101 01110010

Check it if you like.

01110101 01110000 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101100 01100001 01100100 01100101 01110011

 

[DronnieBlade]

Possession of the football is nine tenths of the law. But not ten tenths !!.

Which is why modern teams work so bloody hard to retain it and when they don't have it, to press hard and get it back.

Not at all sure where so called hoof fits in to any of this.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Possession of the football is nine tenths of the law. But not ten tenths !!.

Which is why modern teams work so bloody hard to retain it and when they don't have it, to press hard and get it back.

Not at all sure where so called hoof fits in to any of this.

You have to get it back more

 

[Pinchy]

Possession of the football is nine tenths of the law. But not ten tenths !!.

Which is why modern teams work so bloody hard to retain it and when they don't have it, to press hard and get it back.

Not at all sure where so called hoof fits in to any of this.

Precisely. It doesn't! Bury have just put another nail in its coffin.

 

[oldblade]

Precisely. It doesn't! Bury have just put another nail in its coffin.

Can you put a nail in a coffin of something that never existed in the first place?

 

[Trigger Blade]

This one:-

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http://www.htfc-world.com/reports/Sheffutd2/sheffutd170301.htm

I spent hours and hours reading HTFC Worldmatch reports going back over ten years, most of which didn't involve us at all. It's good to know it's still going and I've just read the 2012 Play Off Final report, which wasn't as painful as I'd expected. The bloke deserved promotion for his dedication to the Udders cause.