The burning question

[Santos]

A very big maybe though santos.

Is it? name me 5 managers who have made it clear they don't like Blackwell

1. Warnock....

 

[Linz]

Is it? name me 5 managers who have made it clear they don't like Blackwell

1. Warnock....

And is that one so clear cut? Blackwell stayed at Warnock's house when he first got the job didn't he?

 

[SwissBlade]

And is that one so clear cut? Blackwell stayed at Warnock's house when he first got the job didn't he?

They fell out when Blackie went to Leeds, but have since made up.

 

[Linz]

Does it really matter how he greets another manager?

Think yourselves lucky you didn't see what I witnessed in the stands last Monday night, it appears this love-in is catching...

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As Phil Brown bounded down the steps towards his target, Alan Irvine couldn't help but pucker up in anticipation.

"No one greets me the special way that Browny does" Irvine thought, as Brown's skin, the colour of Ronseal, illuminated in the glow of Bramall Lane's floodlights. It's on nights like this that true romance occurs.

All of a sudden, Brown was upon him, his fake tan smelling faintly of biscuits. "Is that your headset sticking in me" Irvine drawled in his Scottish brogue, "or are you just pleased to see me?"

The pair passionately embraced, breaking off only to see Kevin Blackwell and Chris Hughton doing the same on the touchline. The Football Managers' Meeting was going to be fun this Christmas.

It was while they were distracted by the diversion on the touchline that the predatory Alan Knill, sensing his opportunity, crept down the stairs of the stand and interrupted Irvine and Brown's clinch by a cheeky pinch on their bottoms.

"Evening gents, room for one more?"....

To be continued (never)...*

*This post is 100% made up. It might feed some of the strange perversions it appears some have about men hugging though.

I do now feel slightly ill and corrupted.

Although I have discovered that Phil Brown shares a birthday with me.

 

[Darthblade]

Any chance you could do another one of these made up "dialogues", but change the characters for two girls please !! ;-)

 

[Asaba/Djaffo]

Touchline embraces would come more interesting If Hope Powell ever got a job in the mens game.