Pinchy
Blade, not Bladey.
In your dreams, perhaps.
Back here down on Planet Earth no bugger would waste their time asking you anything as they already know the answer:
"Tufty says......Monty useless.....Done runaround....Hoofwaffe.....Diplodicus Dave.......S2 hoofers........."
Have I missed anything?
Loads. Not only that, you've included one that's not mine. raul will tell you. He's an avid collector of my work...