Swizzler makes national press

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I can see the Crab stitching Swizzler up and pocketing everything for himself.
Hope I'm wrong, but been told he's quite shellfish

 

[Rusty view]

He's probably more Diego than Harry anyway. Let him go.

He'll soon have sun stroke

 

[Kenilworth]

That's in tomorrows sport. Underneath my wife is half zebra.

I'd like to think she earned those stripes

 

[stringjunior]

Now then The Crab. Whats all this bullshit you're spouting? Clearly it was me, with my connections to Chinese Dave, who convinced the National Press to run this story, in an effort to get Jerry Cheung some kudos and S24SU some publicity . Foxy and I were scheming all night trying to find the best way possible to do this.

During a last minute call to SwissBlade on his Vertu Gold Plated cell phone he agreed that his comment could be used in exchange for a penthouse suite in Jerry Cheung's (AKA Chinese Dave's) new tower block, a life time supply of fortune cookies and a quick go on Kelly Brook. Foxy couldn't promise any of these, but did have a poster of Kelly from his bedroom wall c.1989 which he offered Swiss. He agreed and the contract was signed.

As a result of this S24SU has had almost eleventyseventyfourteen click throughs from various websites including tesco.com, porhub.xxx and narrowboatweekly.net. Revenue from ads has increased 10 fold to 11p a month.

Crab Industries? Pah!

 

[flashinblade1889]

Although that isn't the full story.

My PR company promised a Full page article on the back of 3 national papers, a movie deal, Strictly Come Dancing, a TV series on Channel 5 and a go on Kelly Brook.

Can I have a signed pic please Swiss?

 

[SwissBlade]

Can I have a signed pic please Swiss?

Image rights don't allow me to sign anything, but foxy's doing a run of "I met Swizzler TShirts" with my avatar on them

 

[stringjunior]

Image rights don't allow me to sign anything, but foxy's doing a run of "I met Swizzler TShirts" with my avatar on them

cough #teamswizzler cough

On a half and half scarf obvs

 

[Blade56]

It's about so much more..... Yeh, income from his arf-n-arf sales ont Sunddi

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

How disappointing. I fully expected something lurid, slightly sordid involving one of Kardashians.

 

[Maidenhead]

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In today's i paper

He's obviously contacted them with his quote the media whore

Although that isn't the full story.

My PR company promised a Full page article on the back of 3 national papers, a movie deal, Strictly Come Dancing, a TV series on Channel 5 and a go on Kelly Brook.

You will have to do much better than one shitty little quote if you want to become a serious contender to take the "media whore" title off Greenwich Blade

 

[SwissBlade]

It's about so much more..... Yeh, income from his arf-n-arf sales ont Sunddi

They've quoted me out of context, cutting and pasting little bits to form the sentence they wanted

Which paper was it stringjunior

#teamswizzler

 

[stringjunior]

They've quoted me out of context, cutting and pasting little bits to form the sentence they wanted

Which paper was it stringjunior

#teamswizzler

The i

 

[SwissBlade]

The i

is that an actual newspaper?

 

[stringjunior]

It is. Owned by the Independent

 

[silverfox]

Image rights don't allow me to sign anything, but foxy's doing a run of "I met Swizzler TShirts" with my avatar on them

I have the rights on " I kicked Swiss T Shirts"

 

[Large Mendonca]

I have the rights on " I kicked Swiss T Shirts"

Think you've "mowed down" all of us at some point SF

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Thanks mattbianco1 stringjunior Thats the shittest quote they could've taken from that post, let alone this week.

What about my post in Barney's changing room thread "who's cock would you look at?"

That's in LYDON 's paper.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

cough #teamswizzler cough

On a half and half scarf obvs

Swizzer is on the half and half T shirt hunt as I type.

 

[Good Pinch Of Snuff]

Thanks mattbianco1 stringjunior Thats the shittest quote they could've taken from that post, let alone this week.

What about my post in Barney's changing room thread "who's cock would you look at?"

Hope you said Jamal since Eels gone.

 

[Bladebri]

No, but they've known each other since they were nippers.

He a hermit by day

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

He a hermit by day

And goes back into his shell at night.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Now i know how my ex birds felt...

Nicknamed you "the keyhole surgeon" so I hear.

 

[boo radley]

Although that isn't the full story.

My PR company promised a Full page article on the back of 3 national papers, a movie deal, Strictly Come Dancing, a TV series on Channel 5 and a go on Kelly Brook.

Everyone, don't be fooled by the persona above.
He may appear confident but he so indecisive.
Take the first sentence. Not the full story. He means he only told them half.
He even got offered a ticket but his reply was "Ooh I don't know, I'm half way round the world and only half way through my shift. Also the only transport to the airport is a halftrack and what with Ryanair cancelling half their flights and I think because we have only half our strikers fit....."
And he went on and on.
It is simply the Myth of Swiss.

 

[Foxy]

a life time supply of fortune cookies and a quick go on Kelly Brook. Foxy couldn't promise any of these, but did have a poster of Kelly from his bedroom wall c.1989 which he offered Swiss. He agreed and the contract was signed

Kelly was 10 years old in 89!

 

[SwissBlade]

Everyone, don't be fooled by the persona above.
He may appear confident but he so indecisive.
Take the first sentence. Not the full story. He means he only told them half.
He even got offered a ticket but his reply was "Ooh I don't know, I'm half way round the world and only half way through my shift. Also the only transport to the airport is a halftrack and what with Ryanair cancelling half their flights and I think because we have only half our strikers fit....."
And he went on and on.
It is simply the Myth of Swiss.

See you in court!

 

[The Crab]

Now then The Crab. Whats all this bullshit you're spouting? Clearly it was me, with my connections to Chinese Dave, who convinced the National Press to run this story, in an effort to get Jerry Cheung some kudos and S24SU some publicity . Foxy and I were scheming all night trying to find the best way possible to do this.

During a last minute call to SwissBlade on his Vertu Gold Plated cell phone he agreed that his comment could be used in exchange for a penthouse suite in Jerry Cheung's (AKA Chinese Dave's) new tower block, a life time supply of fortune cookies and a quick go on Kelly Brook. Foxy couldn't promise any of these, but did have a poster of Kelly from his bedroom wall c.1989 which he offered Swiss. He agreed and the contract was signed.

As a result of this S24SU has had almost eleventyseventyfourteen click throughs from various websites including tesco.com, porhub.xxx and narrowboatweekly.net. Revenue from ads has increased 10 fold to 11p a month.

Crab Industries? Pah!

Clearly we have some sort of Coca Cola / Pepsi thing going on

 

[diode_blade]

Clearly we have some sort of Coca Cola / Pepsi thing going on

Fizzing hell.....

 

[stringjunior]

Kelly was 10 years old in 89!

Was that the only thing you could find that was inaccurate in my post?

 

[SwissBlade]

Was that the only thing you could find that was inaccurate in my post?

I need a new agency.

 

[stringjunior]

I need a new agency.

Oh . And it was all going so well.....