GreasyChipBeattie
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I can see the Crab stitching Swizzler up and pocketing everything for himself.
Hope I'm wrong, but been told he's quite shellfish
Hope I'm wrong, but been told he's quite shellfish
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He's probably more Diego than Harry anyway. Let him go.
I'd like to think she earned those stripesThat's in tomorrows sport. Underneath my wife is half zebra.
Can I have a signed pic please Swiss?Although that isn't the full story.
My PR company promised a Full page article on the back of 3 national papers, a movie deal, Strictly Come Dancing, a TV series on Channel 5 and a go on Kelly Brook.
Image rights don't allow me to sign anything, but foxy's doing a run of "I met Swizzler TShirts" with my avatar on themCan I have a signed pic please Swiss?
cough #teamswizzler coughImage rights don't allow me to sign anything, but foxy's doing a run of "I met Swizzler TShirts" with my avatar on them
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In today's i paper
He's obviously contacted them with his quote the media whore
Although that isn't the full story.
My PR company promised a Full page article on the back of 3 national papers, a movie deal, Strictly Come Dancing, a TV series on Channel 5 and a go on Kelly Brook.
They've quoted me out of context, cutting and pasting little bits to form the sentence they wantedIt's about so much more..... Yeh, income from his arf-n-arf sales ont Sunddi
The iThey've quoted me out of context, cutting and pasting little bits to form the sentence they wanted
Which paper was it stringjunior
#teamswizzler
is that an actual newspaper?The i
I have the rights on " I kicked Swiss T Shirts"Image rights don't allow me to sign anything, but foxy's doing a run of "I met Swizzler TShirts" with my avatar on them
Think you've "mowed down" all of us at some point SFI have the rights on " I kicked Swiss T Shirts"
Thanks mattbianco1 stringjunior Thats the shittest quote they could've taken from that post, let alone this week.
What about my post in Barney's changing room thread "who's cock would you look at?"
cough #teamswizzler cough
On a half and half scarf obvs
Hope you said Jamal since Eels gone.Thanks mattbianco1 stringjunior Thats the shittest quote they could've taken from that post, let alone this week.
What about my post in Barney's changing room thread "who's cock would you look at?"
He a hermit by dayNo, but they've known each other since they were nippers.
And goes back into his shell at night.He a hermit by day
Nicknamed you "the keyhole surgeon" so I hear.Now i know how my ex birds felt...
Everyone, don't be fooled by the persona above.Although that isn't the full story.
My PR company promised a Full page article on the back of 3 national papers, a movie deal, Strictly Come Dancing, a TV series on Channel 5 and a go on Kelly Brook.
a life time supply of fortune cookies and a quick go on Kelly Brook. Foxy couldn't promise any of these, but did have a poster of Kelly from his bedroom wall c.1989 which he offered Swiss. He agreed and the contract was signed
See you in court!Everyone, don't be fooled by the persona above.
He may appear confident but he so indecisive.
Take the first sentence. Not the full story. He means he only told them half.
He even got offered a ticket but his reply was "Ooh I don't know, I'm half way round the world and only half way through my shift. Also the only transport to the airport is a halftrack and what with Ryanair cancelling half their flights and I think because we have only half our strikers fit....."
And he went on and on.
It is simply the Myth of Swiss.
Now then The Crab. Whats all this bullshit you're spouting? Clearly it was me, with my connections to Chinese Dave, who convinced the National Press to run this story, in an effort to get Jerry Cheung some kudos and S24SU some publicity . Foxy and I were scheming all night trying to find the best way possible to do this.
During a last minute call to SwissBlade on his Vertu Gold Plated cell phone he agreed that his comment could be used in exchange for a penthouse suite in Jerry Cheung's (AKA Chinese Dave's) new tower block, a life time supply of fortune cookies and a quick go on Kelly Brook. Foxy couldn't promise any of these, but did have a poster of Kelly from his bedroom wall c.1989 which he offered Swiss. He agreed and the contract was signed.
As a result of this S24SU has had almost eleventyseventyfourteen click throughs from various websites including tesco.com, porhub.xxx and narrowboatweekly.net. Revenue from ads has increased 10 fold to 11p a month.
Crab Industries? Pah!
Fizzing hell.....Clearly we have some sort of Coca Cola / Pepsi thing going on
Was that the only thing you could find that was inaccurate in my post?Kelly was 10 years old in 89!
I need a new agency.Was that the only thing you could find that was inaccurate in my post?
Oh . And it was all going so well.....I need a new agency.
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