Super League Hokey Cokey

[St Albans Blade]

You put your whole club in
Your whole club out
In, out, in, out
But when it comes to nowt

You do the chokey-chokey
And a turnaround
Super League’s a roundabout!

Oh, Arsenal, Tottenham, Juvé
UEFA’s going to win through Fair Play
You’re going to have to see things our way
Fans first, (so) clubs last, rah, rah, rah!

 

[dazzlingblade]

You put your whole club in
Your whole club out
In, out, in, out
But when it comes to nowt

You do the chokey-chokey
And a turnaround
Super League’s a roundabout!

Oh, Arsenal, Tottenham, Juvé
UEFA’s going to win through Fair Play
You’re going to have to see things our way
Fans first, (so) clubs last, rah, rah, rah!

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[pommpey]

Laughing my bollocks off at them cunts.

They all thought that taking their multi-billion dollar business into an elite level structure closed off to anyone who couldn't afford to join would just be swallowed down as acceptable after some initial objections. And the explanation:

"We're doing it to save football"

Fuck off. In fact, fuck off and die, wishfully of some debilitating disorder which renders them helpless, hopeless and dignity-free, evacuating their bowels regularly into their underpants so their relatives and carers have the distasteful yet wholesomely deserved task of changing their clothes at least five times a day, cursing their actions as they wipe caramac-coloured shit off their hands and digging it out of their fingernails with their Mont Blanc pens. If this doesn't happen, I hope every single blood-letting, venal, shark-eyed cock-licking bastards involved in this scheme has a protracted shit within the next 24 hours and it consists of a barbed-wire wrapped hedgehog pulling a vinegar-soaked rag attached to a heavyweight bowling ball which is carefully sized to initiate multiple damaging splits and tears in the old hoop as it is passed.

Now that Man City and Chelsea have heard football fans speak, feared their wrath and soiled their own collective shift, the rest of the shady cuntflaps left looking at each other can just back the fuck down and remember which set of fans put them where they are, and they aint Korean, Singaporean, Chinese, Indian or fucking Qatari. They wear the club badge of the city of community they represent. If they want to chase the Chinese dollar, fuck off and build a team over there and take your mardy-arsed, shitty-attituded, theatrically-diving, cat-masturbating, grossly-overpaid players with you, you despicable, greedy fucking bastards.

European Super League with teams like Spurs and Arsenal? Suck my shiny, fat, veiny, pretty-gross-to-even-look-at-let-alone-put-in-your-mouth plums and hum Greasy Chip Butty. Twice.

pommpey

STOP PRESS: All English teams have withdrawn now. But they are still cunts.

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

When HRH bought into our club, I'm sure I read somewhere that he was a big baseball fan ? and would have preferred to buy a Baseball club, but the rules in the USA don't allow overseas owners'

Now we know why.......

 

[munksyb]

Just seen the very eloquent interview with John Barnes ,
I didn’t realise how well he can assess this sort of stuff
He was excellent, I hope he’s listened to by the FA

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

You put your whole club in
Your whole club out
In, out, in, out
But when it comes to nowt

You do the chokey-chokey
And a turnaround
Super League’s a roundabout!

Oh, Arsenal, Tottenham, Juvé
UEFA’s going to win through Fair Play
You’re going to have to see things our way
Fans first, (so) clubs last, rah, rah, rah!

Was even doing all the movements when I read this!

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Laughing my bollocks off at them cunts.

They all thought that taking their multi-billion dollar business into an elite level structure closed off to anyone who couldn't afford to join would just be swallowed down as acceptable after some initial objections. And the explanation:

"We're doing it to save football"

Fuck off. In fact, fuck off and die, wishfully of some debilitating disorder which renders them helpless, hopeless and dignity-free, evacuating their bowels regularly into their underpants so their relatives and carers have the distasteful yet wholesomely deserved task of changing their clothes at least five times a day, cursing their actions as they wipe caramac-coloured shit off their hands and digging it out of their fingernails with their Mont Blanc pens. If this doesn't happen, I hope every single blood-letting, venal, shark-eyed cock-licking bastards involved in this scheme has a protracted shit within the next 24 hours and it consists of a barbed-wire wrapped hedgehog pulling a vinegar-soaked rag attached to a heavyweight bowling ball which is carefully sized to initiate multiple damaging splits and tears in the old hoop as it is passed.

Now that Man City and Chelsea have heard football fans speak, feared their wrath and soiled their own collective shift, the rest of the shady cuntflaps left looking at each other can just back the fuck down and remember which set of fans put them where they are, and they aint Korean, Singaporean, Chinese, Indian or fucking Qatari. They wear the club badge of the city of community they represent. If they want to chase the Chinese dollar, fuck off and build a team over there and take your mardy-arsed, shitty-attituded, theatrically-diving, cat-masturbating, grossly-overpaid players with you, you despicable, greedy fucking bastards.

European Super League with teams like Spurs and Arsenal? Suck my shiny, fat, veiny, pretty-gross-to-even-look-at-let-alone-put-in-your-mouth plums and hum Greasy Chip Butty. Twice.

pommpey

STOP PRESS: All English teams have withdrawn now. But they are still cunts.

So, taking a stab in the dark here, you don't care either way then...?

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Laughing my bollocks off at them cunts.

They all thought that taking their multi-billion dollar business into an elite level structure closed off to anyone who couldn't afford to join would just be swallowed down as acceptable after some initial objections. And the explanation:

"We're doing it to save football"

Fuck off. In fact, fuck off and die, wishfully of some debilitating disorder which renders them helpless, hopeless and dignity-free, evacuating their bowels regularly into their underpants so their relatives and carers have the distasteful yet wholesomely deserved task of changing their clothes at least five times a day, cursing their actions as they wipe caramac-coloured shit off their hands and digging it out of their fingernails with their Mont Blanc pens. If this doesn't happen, I hope every single blood-letting, venal, shark-eyed cock-licking bastards involved in this scheme has a protracted shit within the next 24 hours and it consists of a barbed-wire wrapped hedgehog pulling a vinegar-soaked rag attached to a heavyweight bowling ball which is carefully sized to initiate multiple damaging splits and tears in the old hoop as it is passed.

Now that Man City and Chelsea have heard football fans speak, feared their wrath and soiled their own collective shift, the rest of the shady cuntflaps left looking at each other can just back the fuck down and remember which set of fans put them where they are, and they aint Korean, Singaporean, Chinese, Indian or fucking Qatari. They wear the club badge of the city of community they represent. If they want to chase the Chinese dollar, fuck off and build a team over there and take your mardy-arsed, shitty-attituded, theatrically-diving, cat-masturbating, grossly-overpaid players with you, you despicable, greedy fucking bastards.

European Super League with teams like Spurs and Arsenal? Suck my shiny, fat, veiny, pretty-gross-to-even-look-at-let-alone-put-in-your-mouth plums and hum Greasy Chip Butty. Twice.

pommpey

STOP PRESS: All English teams have withdrawn now. But they are still cunts.

Theyve been wanking cats off as well?! Tha bastards!

 

[steve26272]

Laughing my bollocks off at them cunts.

They all thought that taking their multi-billion dollar business into an elite level structure closed off to anyone who couldn't afford to join would just be swallowed down as acceptable after some initial objections. And the explanation:

"We're doing it to save football"

Fuck off. In fact, fuck off and die, wishfully of some debilitating disorder which renders them helpless, hopeless and dignity-free, evacuating their bowels regularly into their underpants so their relatives and carers have the distasteful yet wholesomely deserved task of changing their clothes at least five times a day, cursing their actions as they wipe caramac-coloured shit off their hands and digging it out of their fingernails with their Mont Blanc pens. If this doesn't happen, I hope every single blood-letting, venal, shark-eyed cock-licking bastards involved in this scheme has a protracted shit within the next 24 hours and it consists of a barbed-wire wrapped hedgehog pulling a vinegar-soaked rag attached to a heavyweight bowling ball which is carefully sized to initiate multiple damaging splits and tears in the old hoop as it is passed.

Now that Man City and Chelsea have heard football fans speak, feared their wrath and soiled their own collective shift, the rest of the shady cuntflaps left looking at each other can just back the fuck down and remember which set of fans put them where they are, and they aint Korean, Singaporean, Chinese, Indian or fucking Qatari. They wear the club badge of the city of community they represent. If they want to chase the Chinese dollar, fuck off and build a team over there and take your mardy-arsed, shitty-attituded, theatrically-diving, cat-masturbating, grossly-overpaid players with you, you despicable, greedy fucking bastards.

European Super League with teams like Spurs and Arsenal? Suck my shiny, fat, veiny, pretty-gross-to-even-look-at-let-alone-put-in-your-mouth plums and hum Greasy Chip Butty. Twice.

pommpey

STOP PRESS: All English teams have withdrawn now. But they are still cunts.

Will be interesting to see what happens now they have U turned

Its like youve been married for many years, but a younger wealthy bird takes your eye and you take her out for romantic evenings, plotting your soon to be new rich life

Your missus finds out so you agree to back off and return to the marital home

What torture and torment would Mrs Pomp bestow upon you?

Hope they get some form of retribution, but somehow I think they wont.

 

[jono_t2000]

Will be interesting to see what happens now they have U turned

Its like youve been married for many years, but a younger wealthy bird takes your eye and you take her out for romantic evenings, plotting your soon to be new rich life

Your missus finds out so you agree to back off and return to the marital home

What torture and torment would Mrs Pomp bestow upon you?

Hope they get some form of retribution, but somehow I think they wont.

U can come back into the house but ur sleeping on the couch... oh and no more VAR favourable decisions going ur way

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

This is not the first attempt to form a break away big money league, and it certainly wont be the last........

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Will be interesting to see what happens now they have U turned

Its like youve been married for many years, but a younger wealthy bird takes your eye and you take her out for romantic evenings, plotting your soon to be new rich life

Your missus finds out so you agree to back off and return to the marital home

What torture and torment would Mrs Pomp bestow upon you?

Hope they get some form of retribution, but somehow I think they wont.

In Coronation Street, Tyrone

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Maybe the ESL is not such a bad idea after all

 

[Greystones Blade]

Maybe it’s just a ploy to get UEFA to increase the places for English clubs from 4 to 6 so that the big 6 have a 95% chance of a guaranteed income each year. And maybe the Spanish & Italian clubs are after increased places too? The losers would be the smaller East European countries. We’ll see.

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Laughing my bollocks off at them cunts.

They all thought that taking their multi-billion dollar business into an elite level structure closed off to anyone who couldn't afford to join would just be swallowed down as acceptable after some initial objections. And the explanation:

"We're doing it to save football"

Fuck off. In fact, fuck off and die, wishfully of some debilitating disorder which renders them helpless, hopeless and dignity-free, evacuating their bowels regularly into their underpants so their relatives and carers have the distasteful yet wholesomely deserved task of changing their clothes at least five times a day, cursing their actions as they wipe caramac-coloured shit off their hands and digging it out of their fingernails with their Mont Blanc pens. If this doesn't happen, I hope every single blood-letting, venal, shark-eyed cock-licking bastards involved in this scheme has a protracted shit within the next 24 hours and it consists of a barbed-wire wrapped hedgehog pulling a vinegar-soaked rag attached to a heavyweight bowling ball which is carefully sized to initiate multiple damaging splits and tears in the old hoop as it is passed.

Now that Man City and Chelsea have heard football fans speak, feared their wrath and soiled their own collective shift, the rest of the shady cuntflaps left looking at each other can just back the fuck down and remember which set of fans put them where they are, and they aint Korean, Singaporean, Chinese, Indian or fucking Qatari. They wear the club badge of the city of community they represent. If they want to chase the Chinese dollar, fuck off and build a team over there and take your mardy-arsed, shitty-attituded, theatrically-diving, cat-masturbating, grossly-overpaid players with you, you despicable, greedy fucking bastards.

European Super League with teams like Spurs and Arsenal? Suck my shiny, fat, veiny, pretty-gross-to-even-look-at-let-alone-put-in-your-mouth plums and hum Greasy Chip Butty. Twice.

pommpey

STOP PRESS: All English teams have withdrawn now. But they are still cunts.

Like for the STOP PRESS bit. Didn't enjoy the description of your balls one bit.

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

Couldn't see it making a world of difference to most teams personally, the top six have so much money to play with their already in a league of their own anyway......

 

[The Vicar]

STOP PRESS: All English teams have withdrawn now. But they are still cunts.

Whilst you have eulogised over the issue with language I could never put into print, I cannot but agree with you more than 100%.

Even relegation looks better today!

UTB

MTLBWY

 

[blackydog]

In Coronation Street, Tyrone
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Maybe the ESL is not such a bad idea after all

I prefer Fizz.

 

[Varkanoid]

What made me laugh was that Arsenal fan guy some Youtuber or whatever on Radio 1 yesterday saying something has to be done because "Young People" dont watch Football anymore and its in slow decline !

Tell that to all the U18 Grass Root footballers up and down the country, Boys AND Girls !

Doesnt matter now the whole ESL thing has collapsed and wont be happening.

This Super League thing is nothing new it rears its head every decade and then whimpers away when the money men lose their arguement. I think this year its the closest its been to happening, on paper at least and once again its a massive fail.

Sod off Yanks ! Leave our Football (not bloody Soccer) game alone !

 

[PurpleRain]

Time to launch the World United League. We will take the 3.5 billion sponsor contract. Already 5 of the world’s finest under contract

 

[Saudi Blade]

As a Saudi and most importantly as a football fan am disgusted at this proposal for so called "Super League"!

The Prince was one of the first few who opposed it, though.

What Sheffield United owner Prince Abdullah said about controversial plans for 'Super League'

What Sheffield United owner Prince Abdullah said about controversial plans for 'Super League'

www.thestar.co.uk

 

[Heely bottoms underpants]

To be honest Spurs throwing their hat into the ring for this ESL nonsense is the equivalent to me walking into the Crucible Theatre and putting 50p down on the side of the table.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

What properly pissed me off were the "Earn It" slogan on the T Shirt. As if that is the case in this country since 1992.

Fuck off "Bought It" is more accurate.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

What properly pissed me off were the "Earn It" slogan on the T Shirt. As if that is the case in this country since 1992.

Fuck off "Bought It" is more accurate.

“Bought It” on the front. “Sucked It Dry” on the back.

 

[MobileBlade]

To be honest Spurs throwing their hat into the ring for this ESL nonsense is the equivalent to me walking into the Crucible Theatre and putting 50p down on the side of the table.

Post in thread 'European Super League' https://www.s24su.com/forum/threads/european-super-league.67321/post-3272111

 

[Heely bottoms underpants]

Post in thread 'European Super League' https://www.s24su.com/forum/threads/european-super-league.67321/post-3272111

I knew I read it somewhere

 

[Numpty's Dusty Ruts.]

Laughing my bollocks off at them cunts.

They all thought that taking their multi-billion dollar business into an elite level structure closed off to anyone who couldn't afford to join would just be swallowed down as acceptable after some initial objections. And the explanation:

"We're doing it to save football"

Fuck off. In fact, fuck off and die, wishfully of some debilitating disorder which renders them helpless, hopeless and dignity-free, evacuating their bowels regularly into their underpants so their relatives and carers have the distasteful yet wholesomely deserved task of changing their clothes at least five times a day, cursing their actions as they wipe caramac-coloured shit off their hands and digging it out of their fingernails with their Mont Blanc pens. If this doesn't happen, I hope every single blood-letting, venal, shark-eyed cock-licking bastards involved in this scheme has a protracted shit within the next 24 hours and it consists of a barbed-wire wrapped hedgehog pulling a vinegar-soaked rag attached to a heavyweight bowling ball which is carefully sized to initiate multiple damaging splits and tears in the old hoop as it is passed.

Now that Man City and Chelsea have heard football fans speak, feared their wrath and soiled their own collective shift, the rest of the shady cuntflaps left looking at each other can just back the fuck down and remember which set of fans put them where they are, and they aint Korean, Singaporean, Chinese, Indian or fucking Qatari. They wear the club badge of the city of community they represent. If they want to chase the Chinese dollar, fuck off and build a team over there and take your mardy-arsed, shitty-attituded, theatrically-diving, cat-masturbating, grossly-overpaid players with you, you despicable, greedy fucking bastards.

European Super League with teams like Spurs and Arsenal? Suck my shiny, fat, veiny, pretty-gross-to-even-look-at-let-alone-put-in-your-mouth plums and hum Greasy Chip Butty. Twice.

pommpey

STOP PRESS: All English teams have withdrawn now. But they are still cunts.

Not keen on ESL then Pommps? Good to see you back to your old self- agree with every single expletive!!