Suggest A Shit Song feat. Blades Past & Present

[Crouchy]

I'm slightly surprised that no-one has yet mentioned:

Ike & Tina Turner - Cutbush City Limits.

 

[Sean Thornton]

You look so calm when on the ball
They've got their backs against the wall
When they're up against you
Oh Samir Carruthers

And when your horse came fourth or fifth
You filled a pint pot full of piss
What a silly thing to do
Oh Samir Carruthers

Can't get a YouTube clip up of much motown but there's a video at the bottom of this Discogs page - hopefully - of Stevie Wonders incredible "If you really love me"

Not really much of a lyricist but I'm sure someone could do something with the spoken bit then just jumping around mayhem when the chorus comes in.


https://www.discogs.com/Stevie-Wond...e-Think-Of-Me-As-Your-Soldier/release/4941431


If it could take off, all you need are sunglasses!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Can't get a YouTube clip up of much motown but there's a video at the bottom of this Discogs page - hopefully - of Stevie Wonders incredible "If you really love me"

Not really much of a lyricist but I'm sure someone could do something with the spoken bit then just jumping around mayhem when the chorus comes in.


https://www.discogs.com/Stevie-Wond...e-Think-Of-Me-As-Your-Soldier/release/4941431


If it could take off, all you need are sunglasses!

Actually this is the wrong thread

 

[TJB.]

Can't get a YouTube clip up of much motown but there's a video at the bottom of this Discogs page - hopefully - of Stevie Wonders incredible "If you really love me"

Not really much of a lyricist but I'm sure someone could do something with the spoken bit then just jumping around mayhem when the chorus comes in.


https://www.discogs.com/Stevie-Wond...e-Think-Of-Me-As-Your-Soldier/release/4941431


If it could take off, all you need are sunglasses!

Ooooh we love you, Mark Duffy
Ooh ah tell thiiiii

Summet like that.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ooooh we love you, Mark Duffy
Ooh ah tell thiiiii

Summet like that.

No. Just the spoken bit. Jesus

 

[Chief_Froley]

Been looking back and I found another shit song I posted ages ago. I definitely need to stop putting on the first thing that comes into my head.

Carruthers,
Carruthers,
SamirCarruthers SamirCarruthers-Sa-
-mirCarru-
-thersSamirCarruthers
Samir Carruthers,
Carruthers,
SamirCarruthers SamirCarruthersSa...

 

[Chief_Froley]

One man failed to lift
Failed to lift Mike Higdon
One man and a forklift truck failed to lift Mike Higdon!
Two men failed to lift...

 

[BushBlade]

Actually this is the wrong thread

Yeah but it's a good tune so who cares. I've got it on an old cassette of a mate (sadly no longer with us) DJing. He pitched it up slightly and it sounds even better a touch faster. (I have a theory that all old turntables played a bit fast anyway and producers knew this, if you listen to any remastered CD of stuff you had on vinyl it always seems to sound slightly slower, similarly vinyl played on DJ decks set at the true speed with the strobe sounds a bit slow).

 

[Sean Thornton]

Yeah but it's a good tune so who cares. I've got it on an old cassette of a mate (sadly no longer with us) DJing. He pitched it up slightly and it sounds even better a touch faster. (I have a theory that all old turntables played a bit fast anyway and producers knew this, if you listen to any remastered CD of stuff you had on vinyl it always seems to sound slightly slower, similarly vinyl played on DJ decks set at the true speed with the strobe sounds a bit slow).

Always +1. Makes everything better.

As you say though, great song.

 

[Valleyblade]

Ooohh eck - John fleck, i said ooh eck John Fleck.

 

[Bladepicker]

O'Shea, O'Shea, my Jay O'Shea-Shea, he's O'Shea O'Sheh my Jay O'Shea-Shea...

 

[dazzlingblade]

cos your smeetsness

is your weakness

oooooo axel do do do. do be do be do

 

[SandyMcBlade]

One Billy Sharp,
there's only one Billy Sharp
one Billy Shar-arp
there's only one Billy Shar-arp.

I like to call this one -
The one billy Sharp song.......

 

[BJEMBA95]

A few song titles:

Spackman Bitch Up: The Prodigy

Since You Deane Gone: Foreigner

Agana Make You a Star: David Essex

Under My Al Sabella… ella, ella, eh, eh eh: Rihanna

Me and You and a Dog Named Slew: Lobo

Currie - Cliff Richard

Webber or Not The World Gets Better - Luther Vandross

Coutts Like a Knife: Bryan Adams

One Littlejohn Victory: Rush

What Have You Done For Me Lately: Janet Jackson

Littlejohn on t’ Wing: Jimi Hendrix

Fjortoft You: Justin Bieber

Where’s Captain Cork? Spizzenergy

Get a Little Woodhouse in Your Soul: They Might Be Giants

McCall And All The Heroes: It Bites

Anything by The Grateful Dearden

 

[Chief_Froley]

With new signings starting to come in I thought I'd revive this thread. Who knows, if enough shit songs get chucked around something might stick...

CHED! (Wooooooooo!)
CHED!...

 

[Chief_Froley]

Super-canada-stylistic-Peschisolido-cious
Even though the size of him was something quite atrocious...

 

[Chief_Froley]

Play-off ball to Simonsen,
Commencing countdown engines on...



...This is Simonsen to Play-off ball,
I'm aiming for the goal,
But you're floating in the most-a-peculiar wa-ay,
And I've fucked it up again at Wem-ber-la-aaaaay!




If no bugger else is gonna contribute to this thread I will take it on myself to keep it going until the end of time!

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Couttsy eating pies with Freeman

 

[Grappler]

Ndlovu
one shot
put that ball in the net
and it will be alright.....

 

[Grappler]

The all time classic, written by the Stones, and inspired (if the rumours are true) by that legend of football, film and TV.........

Monty
Monty
No one can say you never tried...........

 

[RealMcCoy]

One man failed to lift
Failed to lift Mike Higdon
One man and a forklift truck failed to lift Mike Higdon!
Two men failed to lift...

Stop that! Couldn't stop laughing. Tears laughing.

 

[LenTednTony]

Billy Sharp, not my lover. He's just a guy who scores thirty goals. All in one season.

To the toon of Billie Jean

 

[Chief_Froley]

Sha-la laaa la la la la la (SA-MIR!)
Sha-la laaa la la la la la (SA-MIR!)
Sha-la laaa la la la la la

Sam Cartuthers'll piss on you!