Suggest A Shit Song feat. Blades Past & Present

[dazzlingblade]

stancliffe, its me, fathy, come home

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ooh Aah who bought that fookaaar

For Deanie.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful team in the world?
And if you did, it's United, United...

 

[dazzlingblade]

I don't know no shame
I feel no pain
I can't see the flame
But I do know Men-don-ca
I do know Men-don-ca
I do know Men-don-ca

 

[SandyMcBlade]

I know a man that'll get on your nerves
get on your nerves
get on your nerves
I know a man that'll get on your nerves.
etc. etc..

 

[TJB.]

I know a man that'll get on your nerves
get on your nerves
get on your nerves
I know a man that'll get on your nerves

Nigel fucking Adkiiiiiiins

 

[Sothall_Blade]

“Out in the Fields” by Gary MOORE
“Kiss Me” by Stephen “Tin Tin” DUFFY
“Hmmm Bop” by HANSON
“Rama Lama Ding Dong” by Rocky SHARP and The Replays
“Reet Petite” by Jackie WILSON
“Glad all over” by The Dave CLARKE Five
“Don’t cry out loud” by Elkie BROOKS
"Walk on the wild side" by LOU REED

"Mary's Prayer" by DANNY WILSON

 

[SandyMcBlade]

Nigel fucking Adkiiiiiiins

No seriously.
I just thought after I'd posted that, What a good song to sing to the oppositions fans when Billy scores his usual goal.

We know a man that will get on your nerves,
get on your nerves
get on your nerves.
We know a man that will get on your nerves
get on your nerves
get on your nerves......ect. ect.

 

[tomtheblade]

To Nirvana's 'Smells like teen spirit'

Shoreham boys shout
We're more dangerous
Kick the pigs out
Entertains us!

We've got Couttsey
Fleck and Duffy
Billy Sharp and
Then there's Tufty
Yeah!

*der der der der der der*
Blades!

 

[dazzlingblade]

You got a franz carr
Is it fast enough so we can fly away
We gotta make a decision
put in a crap cross or run it out of play

 

[BLADES1988]

An Ode to Connor Sammon -

Iron Man (If he was as rusty as Connor Sammon)

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
why should we even care?

And then the rest of the song......

 

[elgoog44]

it could be Rotterdam (Or Any Where) ode to Simonsens penalty ball.

The day we caught (the promotion) train
"Now we've found Chris wilder don't you want days like these, Like day we caught the promotion train.. Oh la.."

the drugs don't work - a song for Baxter

Endeavour - for shit bag Adkins

Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice (Billy Sharp)

Broken man - for James Wallace

Meet Me Half way - to the cock stain that is Dean Hammond and his pay off!

 

[Newbury Blade]

Badge-r (Cream).

 

[stringjunior]

When he plays we don't lose
When he plays we don't loooooooose
His name is Jake Wright
And when he plays we don't lose

Oi! That's my idea

When he plays we don't lose
When he plays we don't loooooooose
His name is Jake Wright
And when he plays we don't lose

Oi. That's my idea!!

when he plays we don't lose
when he plays we don't looooooose
we've got Jake Wright
when he plays we don't lose.

 

[Sean Thornton]

You got a franz carr
Is it fast enough so we can fly away
We gotta make a decision
put in a crap cross or run it out of play

Qualitaaaaayyy. Have a like Sir.

 

[ChezVegasBlade]

Moore, Moore, Moore,
How do you like him,
How do you like him

Andrea True Connection

 

[Sean Thornton]

Scougs Holt Reedy etc etc

"We represent the lollipop guild , the lollipop guild , the lollipop guild"

 

[BigBed]

Surely, by now, this thread should've changed to..... "SUGGEST A SHIT SONG, BY BLADES FAN'S PRESENT".

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Don't go breaking my Veart.

Elton and Kiki Dee's lesser known B-side paying homage to former Blade, Carl.

 

[torridon]

We had joy we had fun,
We had Currie in the sun,
Then they built the South Stand
And it all went a bit bobar if I'm honest

 

[wesleysnipesmen]

No one runs like John Fleck
No one shoots like John Fleck
No one picks out a pass to Paul Coutts like John Fleck
No one heads like John Fleck
No one scores like John Fleck
No one puts your defence on their arse like John Fleck

Just have to hope no one realises its in the tune of a Disney song

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Jostein Flo,
Jostein Flooooooo,
Dunt play for us anymore!
Jostein Flo,
Jostein Flooooooo,
Went away and slammed the door!

I don't care
How the piggies play
Let the Blades march on
League one never bothered me anyway

 

[Chief_Froley]

I would try and give a valid reason for bringing this thread back up but honestly, it's been a slow day at work and I'm bored as shit.

And I guess that's why they call him Paul Coutts
Time's on his hands while he plays that ball through
Came from the Highlands, plays like no other
Was up for transfer, now he's recovered
And I guess that's why they call him Paul Coutts

 

[Chief_Froley]

He stick his right foot in
Right foot out
In, out, in, out, he kicks you all about
His name is Ebanks-Landell and he'll Fucking knock you out
Thats what he's all about
Woooooah Ethan Ebanks-Landell!
Woooooah Ethan Ebanks-Landell!
Woooooah....

 

[SandyMcBlade]

But was expecting -
I guess that's why they call him Paul Coutts
time on his hands because he never shoots ...

 

[Chief_Froley]

But was expecting -
I guess that's why they call him Paul Coutts
time on his hands because he never shoots ...

You had to suggest a better lyric just after the time expired for me to edit my post didn't you?

Bastard!

 

[blades95]

Hello, I've waited here for you
Michael Tonge

 

[Kenilworth]

I don't know no shame
I feel no pain
I can't see the flame
But I do know Men-don-ca
I do know Men-don-ca
I do know Men-don-ca

Small Mendonca or Large Mendonca ?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Moore, Moore, Moore,
How do you like him,
How do you like him

Andrea True Connection

Already being sung CVB.

 

[TJB.]

You look so calm when on the ball
They've got their backs against the wall
When they're up against you
Oh Samir Carruthers

And when your horse came fourth or fifth
You filled a pint pot full of piss
What a silly thing to do
Oh Samir Carruthers