Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Tyler Durden]

Glyns Todgers- How a retired footballer embarked on a new career as a sex-toy salesman.

 

[Silverware]

Blades - Minute by minute. Inspired by the critically acclaimed Norwegian ‘Slow’ TV movement, Roger and Jan Aage take fans of endurance television on a compelling 70 hour journey through Sheffield United’s entire 2015/16 League One campaign. The entertainment concludes with the unhurried protagonists receiving a satisfyingly low-key response to their endeavours.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Paynter and Greavsie

Useless tosser Billy talks about packing hampers with ex kit man John

 

[Tyler Durden]

Shaneless- Blades fans and players struggle to come to terms with Nicholsons departure to Tranmere in 2002.

 

[TJB.]

'Kenny's Paddy' - friends and family of SUFC 'keeper Paddy Kenny talk through his spectacular tantrum after being given his strict dietary requirements for the 06/07 Premiership season.

 

[borbokis]

"How's me Kozluk?" - Summer styling tips from former polish under 21 prankster Rob Kozluk

 

[Sean Thornton]

Sherlock

After ruling out everything else and realising that all that's left, however bizarre, must be the truth, Kevin McCabe reveals to fans that the two Nigel's signings "haven't been good enough" !

 

[Deaneandagana]

Ebbrell's half hour - hosted by our very own expert John, who investigates the latest scams and non-performances in the world of professional sport.

 

[The Crab]

Masterchef with James Wallace and Marcus Williams - In this episode, Wallace indulges his love of desserts by tucking into a Tiramasu, but tears a Hamstring whilst lifting the spoon up. Chef Marcus showcases his English Classic, Headless Chicken.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Geordie Shaw- How Paul Shaw made a remarkable comeback at 42 to single handedly lead Newcastle United to promotion in the 2017/18 season.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares

Michael Higdon comes to dinner

 

[TJB.]

'Fill Jagielka' - Jags takes on the UK's biggest and best eating challenges, one city at a time.

 

[Jehovah]

Fuck you Mcnulty

One man's hatred of a Scottish footballer and his determination to destroy his face.

Starring Nigel Clough.

Rated 18.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Game Of Dones- Educational feature on how to adapt to being played as fucking left winger when you clearly aren't one.

 

[Sean Thornton]

It's a knockout

Marlon King goes head to head with a nineteen year old female challenger, live from a nightclub.

 

[borbokis]

"To Uhlenbeek" Gus recounts his awful trip to Hull whilst playing for Sheffield United in 2001.

"I had bought a trombone by mistake on ebay and the traffic on the M18 was a nightmare." Said Gus of his journey

 

[borbokis]

"Markers Mark" Former Bramall Lane Favourite Nicky Marker attempts to open his own distillery

 

[Barney]

Back to Normal - This uplifting film takes us on the journey of the Sheffield United teams emotions, when following fellow teammate Michael Higdon's departure, the clubs nutrition plan was finally able to be spread equally again.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Ertls- A toxic waste leak at Bramall Lane causes havok for Sheffield Uniteds squad size during the 2010/11 season.

 

[Rodley]

Scougall's Frugal Cagoules.

Diminutive Scotsman takes a look at entry level rain-wear.

Entry level.

That has killed me.

 

[Deaneandagana]

Time Commanders, where historical battles are recreated by key military advisors and their special guests, this week Dr Aryeh Nusbacher and his team featuring Simon Tracey, George Santos, Patrick Suffo & Keith Curle attempt to reenact the Battle of Bramall Lane, using the latest computer simulated software.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Coarse Fishing in Sheffield waters with "Don" Hutchison and Chris "Porter"

 

[Sean Thornton]

"Beat" the clock

On his return to the Blades, can James steal a living until the end of the season before someone realises he's fucking useless and his legs have gone?

 

[Rodley]

On yer Todd - Mark Todd documentary about homelessness

The Cryan Game - remake of famous gender-bending psychological thriller. A thrilling twist at the end reveals that Colin Cryan unexpectedly has a fanny rather than a knob.

I'm dying here. Brilliant.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Two Fat Bladies- Baxter and Higdon host their very own cookery programme......and Jose has a surprising ingredient to give your sauce that extra kick....

 

[Sean Thornton]

Coarse Fishing in Sheffield waters with "Don" Hutchison and Chris "Porter"

And Wayne Allison?

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Ian Rush is going to start writing a book about all his success during his time at Bramall Lane.

He'll call it "In A Rush"

Because it won't take him long to write and he's on a tight deadline ....

 

[forever_blade]

'Long, Hard & Peski's Brady'- George Long showcases his fine keeping skills in this fly-on-the-wall one-off documentary featuring former-Blade Paul Peschisolido's other half Karren Brady. (18+)

 

[BushBlade]

Mission Impossible. A Loose Women style talk show with Danny Wilson, Nigel Clough and Nigel Adkins.

 

[BushBlade]

Countdown. With Chris Wilder.