Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[1danewhitehouse]

Ally McBeal.... Starring Stefan Scougall as Ally McBeal.

 

[BushBlade]

Dave Bassett Football Manager. Basically, exactly the same as Mike Bassett Football Manager but with Harry instead of Ricky Tomlinson.
England play 44fucking2.

 

[The Crab]

Today's feature film is" In Bruges". On a mission to get another contract out of us, Connor aims his car at Brussels to meet Kevin, and misses.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Hao Hai's Dong- An intimate documentary exploring one mans struggle with impotence.

Carls Bad Shores- Carl travels around the UK studying the effects of coastal erosion on maritime communities.

Axels Sweets- A Belgian remake of Open All Hours charting the hilarious adventures of Axel and "G-g-g Gysbrechts"

 

[elgoog44]

Ramble in the bramble, you host for this prime time BBC 2 show, Nigel Adkins rambles in the bramble about positivity and Endeavour's to take us through the Yorkshire dales and ends up far far away from Bramall lane.....

Derek's top Geary - car show with Host del Geary

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Enjoying this. Makes a change from the usual 'shitshow featuring current Blades'.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Bob's burgers. After being released by Sheffield United, Bob Harris opens his own burger van.

 

[TJB.]

'Pacifism, You Fucking Mug' with Vinnie Jones

 

[Tyler Durden]

Darius' Bender Son- What happens to a family when your child announces he wants to be a transvestite?

 

[Sothall_Blade]

Ndlovu in a cold climate - Your jovial host Peter is challenged to live off the land in the Alaskan Tundra. With hilarious consequences.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Cain and Ablett - in which Bob Cain and Gary Ablett take a jocular look at stories from the Dead Sea Scrolls

 

[Blade for Sale]

Wally Downes.....
Viewers are encouraged to nominate drinks to be necked by an intellectually challenged borderline psychopath.

 

[secretchief]

Robert Page's Book of the Week.

Youth Hostelling with Vinny Jones

 

[TJB.]

9 pages in 3 hours and nobody's even been sacked.

Well done people keep 'em coming!

My favourite so far...

Animals for dyslexics with Connor Sammon and Glenn Cockerill.
Simon Lappin produces a version for the French.

 

[Sothall_Blade]

Lowry on Lowry - Shane and his special guests Brian and Michael debate whether LS really did just paint cats and dogs and matchstalk men in boots and clogs.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Blackman/Whiteman- A straight-to-video biopic of Michael Jackson starring two 3rd Division footballers.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

My Cousin Vinnie - Madcap stories from the almost insane relative of Anthony Stokes


(You had to be on here at the time)

 

[The Crab]

Walking with Dinosaurs - An entralling CGI look at the lumbering shithouse that was known as the Hammondasaurus. Marvel at the glacial pace in which it moves, and the vicious but poorly timed tackles, one of which started in the later years of the Jurassic period and ended in the cup game at Manchester United.

 

[stringjunior]

It's close season and I'm bored, so let's have a game.

Example:

'Whitehouse on the White House' - Dane Whitehouse narrates a complete history of all 44 US Presidents in a straight-to-DVD special.

Wow, this thread took off

 

[BushBlade]

Inner City Sumo. Billy Tightshirt batters pigs in a pub car park.

Aha!

 

[TJB.]

'Danny Cadamarteri: Can He Get An Art Degree?' - Danny calls time on his playing career and enrols in a local art college.

 

[JohnDenver]

Walking with Dinosaurs - An entralling CGI look at the lumbering shithouse that was known as the Hammondasaurus. Marvel at the glacial pace in which it moves, and the vicious but poorly timed tackles, one of which started in the later years of the Jurassic period and ended in the cup game at Manchester United.

Narrated by Dave Bassett?

 

[Barney]

Nigel Clough and the Seven Dwarves - In an honest eye opener, Nigel re-lives his dark past, and explains the series of events that led him to his insurmountable obsession with extra small footballers.

 

[The Crab]

Narrated by Dave Bassett?

His cockney tone would suit it perfectly

 

[TJB.]

'Secret Diary of a McCall Girl' - Stuart McCall spills the beans on his secret life as a transvestite prostitute in this tragic documentary.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Wilder Brazil - a look at the relative popularity of ladyscaping options - showing now on the Community Channel hosted by Chris Wilder and Gary Brazil

 

[The Crab]

Flog It! - Todays episode comes from Sheffield, where players, agents and managers queue up to rinse our resident expert Kevin.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Dean Launders- The shocking story of how a Welsh footballer/manager embarked on a dangerous career with a Colombian drug cartel.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Bradders Does Bradders

As the Nation's Sweetheart, Julia "Bradders" Bradbury recovers during her latest enforced lay-off - the consequence of her well-documented problems with alcoholism and nymphomania - in steps Carl "Bradders" Bradshaw to yomp the Yorkshire Dales on her behalf & point out scenic beauties along the way.

Carl takes an all-action, no-nonsense approach to his task, telling shepherds along his route to get their flocks "the fuck art" of his way, as he makes cursory gestures towards "trees & shit".

It all culminates in a touching scene at the programme's close as Julia, on day release from The Priory, turns up to thank Carl for standing in for her & Carl reciprocates by taking Julia, willingly, over the nearest stile as she takes deep swigs from her vodka bottle.

Bradders Does Bradders - in every sense!

 

[Slim Man]

Ben Starosta's Star Roster - Ben hosts a US sports talk show where he talks to a different team in a different sport every week. Next week, Golden State Warriors!