Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Baxter]

Steve, Simon's son.

Heart warming documentary about a young boys turbulent upbringing dealing with the knowledge that his father was not only a terrible goalkeeper, but that he couldn't kick a ball either.

 

[Selly]

A former Sheffield United footballer attmpts to make money buying houses at Auction and doing them up, but inexplicably gives them away cheaply.

That's "Homes under the Hammond" coming up after Breakfast.

 

[TJB.]

'Argie & Tina Do Argentina!' - a raucus 'Carry On' style romp, starring Alex Sabella as 'Argie' and Diego Maradona as 'Tina'*



*subject to change...we'll see if we can afford him

 

[BushBlade]

'Argie & Tina Do Argentina!' - a raucus 'Carry On' style romp, starring Alex Sabella as 'Argie' and Diego Maradona as 'Tina'*



*subject to change...we'll see if we can afford him

It'll be Verde then.

 

[The Crab]

Open All Hours - Grasping Old Curmudgeon Kevin imparts his transfer wisdom to his long suffering assistant Chris. Despite Chris's attempts to liven up the place with new products, he is halted at every turn by Kevin. Culminating in failure to buy a player because he had to many per per per pees in his name.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Fantasy Island.

Where Dean Hammonds unseen work can finally be seen.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Casualty- Starring John Brayford.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Sun Ji Hi and his assistant Wan King
set about forums with rumours and anecdotes
from the SUFC boardroom.

Wan King is optional and can be switched to mute for the sake of young children and nosey neighbours.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Exhuming the Hathersage Giant with Adrian Littlejohn

 

[The Crab]

20'000 Leagues Under the Premier League - the intrepid Captain Chris and his crew tackle the giant Southend Squid and the vicious Walsall Killer Whale. Just when they thought they had escaped their clutches, arch nemesis Fleetwood Fred thwarts the crews plans to return to the calmer waters of the Championship. Chaos later ensues when Chief Navigation Officer Hammond can't tell his Bow from His stern and grounds the USS Naughtyched.

 

[Blade for Sale]

What the Butler Saw. Andy gives the real reasons for his fall out with Clough

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Father Ched

Christmas Special.

Ched, Clayton and six other "ballers" get lost in the corridors of hotel late at night.

 

[Tyler Durden]

The Joy Of Secks- The story of how a footballer from Senegal captured the hearts and minds of Sheffield United fans during the 2007/08 season

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Barrass Bottom & Nix - New to Dave - looking at the best options with white leggings and tennis skirts at Wimbledon hosted by the ever popular Malcolm Barrass, Arthur Bottom and Kyle Nix

 

[TJB.]

'Aaaaaand they're off! Hello and welcome to this Saturday's episode of The Morning Line with me, your new host, Keith Gillespie...'

 

[Slim Man]

What Would My Mamadou? - Mamadou Seck and his mum host an agony aunt style show where he gets callers complaining about their lives and they both talk about the issues in hand and how they'd go about solving them.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Top Geary- An ex-Blade with a bad knee tests the best small cars on the market

 

[The Crab]

'Aaaaaand they're off! Hello and welcome to this Saturday's episode of The Morning Line with me, your new host, Keith Gillespie...'

Jose Baxter was due to be our guest today but due to an unfortunate misunderstanding about what the Morning Line actually was, will no longer be appearing.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Candid Camera

Two three second clips showing Connor Sammmon is a good player.

Dinnerladies

Deep in the bowels of BL the ladies decide which rumours to leak to gullible fans

No Hiding Place

It all goes wrong for Neil Collins

What's My Line?

This week Kevin McCabe and "it's all down to bad luck"


Bodger and Badger

Nigel Clough is interviewed by Len


Murphys Law

This weeks episode- We can't keep em if they want to go

 

[Tyler Durden]

Who's Line Is It Anyway?- A epic fight breaks out amongst shit 3rd division footballers in Dublin when Jose Baxters stash goes missing.

 

[Blade for Sale]

It's Grim Up North. An apocalyptic view of Northern England with Joe Bolton and Andy Barnsley

 

[Tyler Durden]

Stephens Quim- The story of the first footballer in England to undergo gender reassignment surgery.

 

[Barney]

8 Out of 10 Twats - Coming up on tonight's show - The Sheffield United outfield players of 2015/2016.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Cresswell On How To Dress Well- Fashion tips for the summer from your host, Richard.

 

[Slim Man]

Candid Camera

Two three second clips showing Connor Sammmon is a good player

Now I know this is fantasy but lets keep it realistic

 

[Sean Thornton]

8 out of 10 Twats does Countdown

Sheffield United players look forward to another pay day for doing fuck all.

Presented by Franz Carr

 

[Slim Man]

Guiness World Rankine's - A reboot of the old Guiness World Records, presented by time keeper and world records know-it-all Mark Rankine.

 

[The Crab]

28 Days Later - Chris awakens from his coma and stumbles upon a land of undead zombies. He finds Alan, a fellow survivor with an obsession for Traffic Cones. The training session then finishes and Chris & Alan go for a Maccy D's, another land of undead zombies.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Would I Lie To You? - Long-running panel game in which David Mitchell, Rob Brydon and friends read out choice lines from Kevin McCabe's press conferences down the years while attempting to keep a straight face.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

I've lost that loving Phelan - Terry Phelan, currently Head Coach of the Kerala Blasters talks about "finding" celibacy and explains the concept of a purity ring