Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[idleurchin]

Is Marcus Bent? - Members of the public pose a serious of trick questions in an attempt to 'out' the famous bastard of football.

 

[secretchief]

On yer Todd - Mark Todd documentary about homelessness

The Cryan Game - remake of famous gender-bending psychological thriller. A thrilling twist at the end reveals that Colin Cryan unexpectedly has a fanny rather than a knob.

 

[TJB.]

'Pesky Solid? Oh!' - Paul Peschisolido opens a special clinic for patients with troublesome bowel movements.

 

[secretchief]

Short and Curleys - Chris and Keith star as new hard man detective duo. Featuring a cameo by Peter Crouch, who does a twelve stretch after bad cop Curle frames him for GBH.

 

[TJB.]

'On Me Camera' with Henri Camara. Henri talks us through his favourite holiday snaps.

 

[idleurchin]

Tony In Ghana - Tony Agana visits Ghana to explore it's food, it's culture and probably it's animals or summat. Cuz it's in Africa and they've got all sorts of animals there, not just fucking badgers and bastard pigeons like here.

 

[secretchief]

Ranking with Rankine - Mark Rankine documentary on army ranks. Co-hosted by Richard Cadette.

 

[Linz]

I think this rather marvellous thread is a testament to the lack of contribution members of this forum make to UK Plc on a Friday afternoon.

Keep up the good work, chaps

 

[The Crab]

Dinner Date - Who will our lucky lady choose? Will it be Ched's sloppy seconds, Jose's Sherbert Suprise, or Marlon's Knuckle Sandwich.

 

[TJB.]

'Nigel Adkins: Forever Endeavour, Amen' - motivational speech live from St. George's church hall in Carlisle.

 

[The Crab]

I think this rather marvellous thread is a testament to the lack of contribution members of this forum make to UK Plc on a Friday afternoon.

Keep up the good work, chaps

I just emtpy the office bins and replenish the paper, anyway it's mainly H.R so they can bollocks anyway

 

[idleurchin]

Itch Ward with Mitch Ward - Mitch talks to sufferers of extreme skin conditions in the UK's largest Dermatology Ward.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Sew Peschisolido, Crewe - Feelgood reality show in which the population of the Cheshire town joins forces with the erstwhile East London grime collective to create a giant cross-stitch portrait of our diminutive Canadian super-sub

 

[The Crab]

Whitlow on Wicklow - Mikw Whitlow tours County Wicklow and shows us his favourite bits.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Phil Starbuck. One man's attempt to turn a failing coffee shop into a bustling business once more.

 

[wizadry]

'Shaggy The Movie' starring Neil Collins. It wasn't me.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tuttle - Martial arts with young David.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Bobby Ford Does Fords in His Ford

Heeeeeere comes Bobby!......

 

[The Crab]

Notes from a Small Island - After his loan spell with us, Dean was able to purchase a small island, he has really taken to Corfu and as soon as he finds his crayons he's going to write us a thank you note.

 

[wizadry]

'The Chase' starring Dean Hammond. He starts the minute round and gets a respectable £5,000, our very own Mark Labett(sp) offers him a £1,000 to take a step closer to home and £40,000 to come closer to the chaser. Hammond says fuck that and asks Bradley Walsh to do the running for him instead.

 

[TJB.]

'A quality dhal...' with Tony Currie

 

[idleurchin]

For Fucks Sake with Jay McEverley - hilarious half hour of footballing cock ups you've seen a million times already.

 

[The Crab]

Blankety Blank - a quiz show hosted by Connor Sammon in which he asks the guests questions about his scoring record this season.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Mrs (Michael) Brown's Boys.


The (Che) Adams Family

C Bear and Jamal (Campbell Ryce)

Harry (Maguire) and the (Darius) Hendersons (Relish).

 

[Blade for Sale]

The Adult Birds of Prey Show with Willie Falconer

 

[1danewhitehouse]

The Wonder Years.

I wonder how we've been so shit for all these years.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Spin City starring McCabe and Phipps

 

[idleurchin]

Whiteman Black Soul - Ben Whiteman discuss his love for Hip Hop, Funk, R&B and Jazz. Tonight Ben does coke with Billy Ocean, Roots Manuva and Tiny Tempah whilst discussing the merits of sampling, the death of break beats and why most people are too stupid to really 'get' jazz.

 

[TJB.]

'Trimming The Reg' - Former United chairman Reg Brealey discovers the unfamiliar world of extreme male grooming.

 

[Barney]

Blameless - In an honest and frank documentary, Nigel Clough tells of how Marc McNulty's failure to run the channels cost him his job.