Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[TJB.]

'Hulse & Cocktails' - Rob Hulse takes us on a tour of his favourite high street sex shops.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Charlie and the Chocolate factory

Charles Greens dream come true when he arrives at Bramall Lane


Not Going Out

Charlie offers to fight Dave in the car park but Dave rolls his sleeves up and accepts the offer!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Go with the Flo - First aid tips. In the first show, how to apply a bandage.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Alloy alloy - cars, wheels and plenty of laughs with James BT.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Reboot of The Brittas Empire, the old sitcom with the ever-optimistic boss who can't figure out why his cutting-edge management techniques don't go down well with staff or customers at a failing leisure concern staffed by assorted misfits.

Can't think who to put in the title role, though.

 

[Newbury Blade]

Woodward's Wood Yard – Lane legend "Woody" takes a trip down memory lane, remembering the glory days of Laver's Wood Yard in Cherry Street with special guests Paul Wood, Ashley Ward, Curtis Woodhouse and Mitch Ward.

 

[XpressBlade]

Dick Tracey - Simon stars in an adult film to pay off his gambling debts

 

[The Crab]

Deep Impact - Dean Hammond drops his wallet

 

[TJB.]

'Jan Age in your loft!' - Jan Age Fjortoft rummages around contestants' loft space to uncover hidden gems which can be sold at auction.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Ndlovu and War - The gloves are off in this epic.

 

[XpressBlade]

Nevilles Revels - Steve Neville hosts this opinion gathering show to find out what is the nations favourite surprise confectionery

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

"The Cut Bush Effect"

John inspires his group of renegade gardeners in the wondrous art of topiary.

 

[BushBlade]

'Jan Age in your loft!' - Jan Age Fjortoft rummages around contestants' loft space to uncover hidden gems which can be sold at auction.

I'm producing a rival to that called 'Bash in the Attic'.
With Chris Basham.

 

[XpressBlade]

Jan Aage Fart Off - a Worlds Strongest spin off for flatulence

 

[TJB.]

'Bash in the Attic'

I'm not fucking Googling that...

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Game of Throw-Ins, starring Leigh Bromby and Greg Halford with a cameo from Dean Saunders

 

[The Crab]

Tipping Point - Join your host Kevin Mcabe for our popular quiz show. Today's contestant Chris looks on the edge of going postal as Kevin Tells Chris that his 35th choice for the Centre Half position had failed to agree terms. Chris offers to fund the packet of Fig Biscuits himself.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Glenn's Cockerill

Japester Glenn goes round to various Blades players' houses at the crack of dawn, with his proud & lusty Cock in tow. See the reactions as our bleary-eyed heroes are rudely awakened from their slumbers!

Warning: not suitable for under-18s. No language filters used, & Glenn's Cock is both very large & very rowdy!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Thompson's Tuck - Phil explores the world of cosmetic surgery. In this programme he's looking at rhinoplasty, or nose jobs to you and me.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Bassett's Asset's

A late night look into the wonderful world of Prize-Ass with Harry and his Jelly Babies.

Rated - R

 

[BushBlade]

'Done in 60 seconds'. Matty Done investigates premature ejaculation.

 

[Bladesman]

The Hotel Inspector - Hosted by Ched Evans.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Late Night Boxing, Ben Whiteman v Nick Blackman.
Only one winner there...

 

[XpressBlade]

McHales - Ray takes a road trip to Scotland to sample the local brew, he is industrious and shows tenacity but ends up wankered and just goes missing for most of the show

 

[TJB.]

'Carney: Total Carnage' - Why is David Carney entering the brutal world of MMA? SkySports investigates.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Deal or No deal

Jose thinks about the future.

 

[BushBlade]

The Great British Fake Off. Higdon and Baxter eat loads of cakes while pretending to be professional footballers.

 

[TJB.]

The Great British Fake Off. Higdon and Baxter eat loads of cakes while pretending to be professional footballers.

Fuck off. You're supposed to come up with originals. I've seen that loads of times.

 

[idleurchin]

Plonk & Bonk with Vonk: Smoooooth Dutch leg breaker Michel Vonk talks wine and sexy times with celebrity guests. Tonight Michel is joined by some right vapid twats.

 

[The Crab]

Bellenders - In tonights episode of our "footballing" soap, Mark and his friends celebrate his successful season with a trip to Magaluf, but their first night is spoilt when one of them catches a rash which curtails his adventures somewhat. Connor is confronted with a figure from the past when Laurent Ten Heuvel visits him and thanks him for being shitter than he was.