Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Pierre's PC]

No Gyro, No Pyro - Nick Montgomery goes deep undercover to the mean streets of Dore to investigate the link between the unemployed and the rise of pyrotechnics as football games. In this episode Nick is surprised that the downtrodden are turning to using the flashlight on their Iphone 6's to duplicate the atmospheres of Continental Europe.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Never mind the Buzz, cocks.

Former Blades Paddy Kenny and Jose Baxter face a studio audience of incensed Unitedites, to answer questions about why they were more interested in a good time than helping the club to be successful. Things get nasty.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Boussattarday Kitchen.

After a less than inspiring football career, Dries turns his hand to presenting culinary shows. Tune in as he attempts to fill the void left by James Martin.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Cas in the attic.

Out of work and having fallen on hard times, we catch up with former Blades midfielder, Marcel, as he illegally sublets his mate's loft.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Avoid DIY disasters with this informative programme charting epic fails from the past.
We'll show you how to use the right tools to do the right job, but more importantly, how to select the correct materials before undertaking any building project.
First programme in the series takes a look at how an ex-Sheffield United forward flooded his garden when attempting to build a simple water feature using non-traditional methods.
Be sure to tune in to see, 'Richard's Cress Well'
Guest starring Nick 'Monty' Montgomery as the cheery handyman 'Monty the Mopper'

 

[Clarkey87]

"Sammon on tour"

Follow footballing icon Connor Sammon as he heads up various rivers across the UK.

 

[Grappler]

ITV - Saturday 3pm

"From Russia With Ndlovu". - Classic Bond. The Russians have stolen Peter Ndlovu, and plan to hold Sheffield United to ransom. It's up to James Bond to get into Russia, rescue Peter, and get him back to BDTBL before his hands get too cold. Starring Sean Connery as James Bond 007, Stefan Scougall as Agent Scougall 4ft 6, Peter Ndlovu as Peter, and Nick Montgomery as head of MI6, Nick "M is for Monty" Montgomery

 

[Sothall_Blade]

"Coutts Shoots"

This award winning documentary looks at the once rare phenomenon that in recent weeks has reached epidemic proportions

 

[Clarkey87]

Katchouro's Cats

Follow Peter as he delves deep into the world of Cats, ranging from your household moggie to your Siberian tigers

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Fathi's Fatties.

Ahmed leads on a dieting programme for obese Egyptians.

 

[blade.i.am]

Brian Robson discusses his favourite tipple in A Question of Port

 

[The Crab]

Objection your Honour!

He got the ball

He got both the fuckers it was that high

 

[Cruyff Turn]

A traditional seasonal favourite as Jeff and Marlon sing Carols from Kings

 

[Cruyff Turn]

More festive music. Martin Peters and Lee Morris form a unique middle of the road singing duo in Peters and Lee in Concert. Guests include Russell Slade performing his Christmas hit Merry Christmas Everybody and The Pogues with Stuart McCall sing The Fairy Tale of New York Stadium

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Marks on Marx

Former Blades Todd, Morris, Dempsey and Yeates gather for a roundtable discussion on Marxist theory, in front of an enthusiastic and lively audience.

Make sure you've got your copy of Das Capital at the ready! You'll need it when these guys get going!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Marks on Marx

Former Blades Todd, Morris, Dempsey and Yeates gather for a roundtable discussion on Marxist theory, in front of an enthusiastic and lively audience.

Make sure you've got your copy of Das Capital at the ready! You'll need it when these guys get going!

Kill me now ...

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Kill me now ...

Lol. Not so sure about "shit show" with this one?? I'd pay serious money to watch this.

 

[Englebert Wincobank]

Scougall and the Blue Cat.

 

[Deaneandagana]

Think of a Number - Interactive web based discussion in which random members of an online football chat forum, make outrageous unsubstantiated claims about the company accounts of their club

 

[Grappler]

"Who do you do? - with Jordan Slew"

ITV bring back the usually unfunny 1970's comedy impressions sketch show, hosted by former Blade, Jordan Slew. Younger viewers may find themselves asking their parents "who is that supposed to be?", as Faith Brown does Mrs. Thatcher, Roger Kitter does Doddy and Mike Yarwood does Steptoe and Son, and former Prime Minister Harold Wilson. Young Jordan will bring a more contemporary feel to the show, as he attempts to do impressions for his former club mates at Ross County, Cambridge United and Plymouth Argyle, although rumours suggest that he is going to take on the biggest job in showbiz and attempt an impression of the nation's favourite, Mr. Entertainment himself, Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[WSMBlade]

SUFC legend Alan takes a look at the harrowing conditions in hospitals in developing countries in Woodward's Wood wards

 

[WSMBlade]

Following his highly successful debut in TV (see post 1251), legend Alan takes an irreverent look at the negative effects of one local beverage on erectile function in "Woodward's no wood wi Wards"

 

[The Crab]

Doane's Drone - Ex Blade Ben Doane gets a Drone for Christmas. Trouble ensues when the Husband of a busty next door neighbour catches him filming and fills him in.

 

[WSMBlade]

Bob and Glyn try a new approach to kick the evil weed in "quitting with Benson and Hodges"

 

[WSMBlade]

Yesteryear defensive duo take an expansive tour of bread making in "Needham and Cook"

 

[Rodley]

Miss Marple and the Desso Pitch

Miss Marple visits an old friend in the twee suburb of Sharrow, but no sooner has she arrived then a mysterious landowner known only as "KM" sets about building a new village green. consternation from the local firebrand leader of the Women's Institute ensues. But have the funds for its construction been siphoned off from the proceeds of the sale of Mr J Murphy Esq's estate to a chirpy Brighton businessman? Or is it an act of benevolence? Only our erstwhile heroine can reach the truth of this frightful conundrum. Guest starring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as the McTaverty the Scottish groundsman.

TV Times Review - Did little to capture our interest in what was a dull and unremarkable drama. Don't waste your time! 0 stars out of 5

 

[Bladey McBladeface]

'King Henry VIII and his wives', starring Kevin McCabe and HRH the Prince:

A historic show looking at the fate of King Henry VIII and his 6 wives -

Wife 1: Danniela Wilson. Henry should never have married her after she had an affair with an ugly pig of a fella. Regrettably though she was cast aside after Henry developed feelings of lust for others. Divorced.

Wife 2: Christina Morgan. This was a brief fling for Henry after a trip to Gretna Green. Some things are best left in the past. Beheaded.

Wife 3: Davina Weir. A young exciting new model for Henry. She was out of her depth and refused to change her housework tactics. Died.

Wife 4: Nigella Clough. Admired from afar for a long time. Henry swooped with the consent of the Prince and there was love at first sight. Things turned sour when Nigella got homesick and spoke of wanting to bring her treasures from Derby. Divorced.

Wife 5: Nigella Adkins. She talked a good game. She promised Henry the earth. In reality however she spent all of his money on his credit card and Henry is still paying the debt. For this, Nigella was beheaded.

Wife 6: Christina Wilder. After such dismal fortune, Henry turned to the one from the stables who had been neglected for so long. He fed her and made her feel at home. She flourished and SHE SURVIVED. Hallelujah.

 

[bigbirdblade]

How about Peschisolidos peccadillos. A quirky look at fetishists and perverts!

 

[bigbirdblade]

Paul being the presenter rather than a pervert. Though being married to Karren Brady I'm sure he likes the idea of being a pervert.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Tracey Island.

Retired Blades keeper Simon has dedicated his retirement years to building and living on a full size replica of the Thunderbirds island.