Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[dazzlingblade]

harley and me

hit movie where jen and owen suffer shenannigans at the hands of jon harley

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Frainman

Starring David Frain as an autistic savant who wins big on the tables at Napoleons

 

[SandyMcBlade]

St Christopher -
Patron Saint of Blades supporters....

 

[Ginger Gnome]

FILM: McCabe and Mrs Miller
Former striker Shaun gets a shock when his wicked step-dad Kevin tries to replace him with Michael Higdon.

Stefan: Schoolgirl
A live-action remake of the South Park episode "Marjorine", as tiny midfielder Butters Scoogs fakes his death and pretends to be a girl to infiltrate a slumber party.

Top Gear: Extra Gear
Despite one suspension for drugs, Jose Baxter wants more.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The Moaning of Life

Whiny blokes over 5'10" moan about their knees because the Kop seats are too close together.

The Moaning of Life 2

The same whiny blokes fret about the Kop extension having the same problem.


True Grit

Documentary about the poor sods who sit near them and have to listen to it.

 

[highgreenintokyo]

The Nigel Adkins Diet

This week Nigel deals with his client, Rik Waller, who has put on twelve kilos in the past week since starting Nigel's diet plan. "Pressure... produces gems", Nigel tells Rik, "Pull a string and it will go where you want. Push it, and it goes nowhere", "Stick together and remember the wisdom of the geese". The mention of geese makes Rik hungry, and Nigel must come up with an appropriate motivational quote before a) Rik eats himself to death, and b) everyone realizes how shit his diet is.

 

[elgoog44]

The Substitute - a show staring Nigel Adkins as the manager as he makes counts less strange substitutions, and trying to unravel the Mistry of the substitutions is Chief Detective Nicolas Montgomery, he searches for clues to why the hell he would have made so many bad substitutions over the tenure of his time at Reading and Sheffield united, will the mystery ever be solved?

Deliverance - Richard Creswell tries to venture back into Hillsborough, but is accosted by some of the locals with a very unpleasant ending, prepare your self for this backwards hill billy adventure, Directed by Mr TV and Film Nick Montgomery.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Harry BellendForte

Maguire, McNulty and Jon aim to crack the charts as a tribute band to the popular calypso singer.

 

[Blade for Sale]

How Best to Cover Your Roof with Carl Tiler and Regan Slater.

Added bonus material as Blade For Sale loses his mind trying to find a fecking Thatcher that might have played a game for us!

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Tour de France

Ryan France rides hundreds of laps round his living room on his bike. The silly prick.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Twiss's Twisters - we follow Michael as he speeds around Twister ally in the USA. Along with his good friend Nick "Monty" Montgomery, watch as they speed headlong in to the eye of the storm and risk their exceptional football careers for the sake of a few photographs.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Little Britton

Leon speaks of the stigma of penis size amongst professional footballers in the shower room environment.

 

[Grappler]

The Mary Tyler Durden show.

An American sitcom featuring American television's first never-married, independent career poster who complains that no-one likes BillySharp.
Sit back for the hilarity, when all the other cast disagree and explain they LOVE Billy Sharp and always have done.

Also featuring a guest appearance by Chris Basham as the local Trash can man.

Due to the popularity of the above, America's CBS Broadcasting have commissioned an updated remake, featuring laughs-a-plenty, set in the wacky world of Under 18's football.

"The Mary Tyler Smith Show".

 

[Grappler]

Due to the popularity of the above, America's CBS Broadcasting have commissioned an updated remake, featuring laughs-a-plenty, set in the wacky world of Under 18's football.

"The Mary Tyler Smith Show".

Due to an industrial strike, ITV will not be showing the Mary Tyler Smith show, but will show a repeat of the show that made Tyler Smith famous, "The Odd Couple".

It's just another days football at SUFC Under 18's, posh toff Horatio Hirst effortlessly side swipes the first goal in, while dreaming of his champagne, caviar and quails eggs at half time. Meanwhile his ragamuffin flat mate, untidy Tyler Smith, uses his street smarts to drag his defender and score the winner, while dreaming of pint of brown ale and a pickled onion.

Almost time to go home, but did Tyler remember to clean the flat? Watch out for a cameo appearance by Mr. TV himself, the nation's favourite, Nick "Monty" Montgomery, as next door neighbour, "Monty"

 

[Pierre's PC]

Monty's Millions - Relive a glorious time on this exciting Betamax release. Nick' "Monty" Montgomery takes us through his distinguished career of tough tackling with never before seen action. See how:
1) Monty cleverly uses hit first touch to "give" the opposition the ball before taking him out like the piece of trash he is.
2) The two seconds of footage that Patrick Viera described as his toughest time in football against his toughest opponent
3) Over 1 million tackles on this exciting video event of the decade.

 

[Basegreen_Blade]

Jamie's Ward (drama)

Rookie Jamie Ward takes over the running of a struggling hospital. He strives to improve the appalling mortality rate whilst battling against those who kick the shit out of him for being a midget.

 

[brownie4583]

Sharp.
Billy takes over from Sean Bean and assembles a 'crew' including ex blades players Vinnie Jones,Charlie Hartfield,Francis Joseph,Martin Kuhl,Wally Downes and Chris Morgan to battle in a far off land against the enemy headed by Gary Madine to battle to the death.

 

[I should coco]

Hill Street Blues

A new show for the autumn season. Sad Wednesdayites gather outside CCC to bemoan their luck after losing 7-0 to Chris Wilder's wonder Blades.

 

[I should coco]

Sharp.
Billy takes over from Sean Bean and assembles a 'crew' including ex blades players Vinnie Jones,Charlie Hartfield,Francis Joseph,Martin Kuhl,Wally Downes and Chris Morgan to battle in a far off land against the enemy headed by Gary Madine to battle to the death.

Sharp series I I

Having realised that some of his 'Chosen Men' are now soft-as-shit Hollywood luvvies, Billy calls on Rifleman Whitehurst and Indian guide Chief Wayne. After initial wardrobe malfunctions in finding suitable shirts, Billy's new lads overcome the Wall of Mill and the Ham of the West to kick shit out of Madine.
Parental guidance note- no sex, some adult language and a shit load of ultra-violence.

 

[brownie4583]

Sharp series I I

Having realised that some of his 'Chosen Men' are now soft-as-shit Hollywood luvvies, Billy calls on Rifleman Whitehurst and Indian guide Chief Wayne. After initial wardrobe malfunctions in finding suitable shirts, Billy's new lads overcome the Wall of Mill and the Ham of the West to kick shit out of Madine.
Parental guidance note- no sex, some adult language and a shit load of ultra-violence.

They later come across a forgotten tribe of opponents hard men including Julian Dicks,Kenny Burns,Kevin Muscat,Kevin Ball,Roy Keane and Joey Barton.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

The Nightmare Neighbour From Hell

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Name the LFC player

Spoiler: Answer

Roger Hunt

 

[Pierre's PC]

Carney's Curtains - After deciding he was a bit nesh to play football, David returns to our lives as a successful interior designer. Using the ancient art of feng shui, see how he creates beautiful landscapes for his clients.
Utilising the talented plasterer Nick "Monty" Montgomery, his designs come to life in the fashionable mecca of Bury in this unmissable show.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Petr Catch-Euros
'
Our Belarussian striker in the crystal dome trying to catch as many 10 euro notes as possible.

 

[TJB.]

John-Joe's 'O' Tools - mediocre footballer/lover JJ endevours to track down the very best sex toys to help his disappointed partner achieve the elusive orgasm.

 

[TJB.]

Matthew Spring: Can You Sing? - aging loanee hangs up his boots and seeks a new life as a pub singer.

 

[TJB.]

Quinn & Quinn & Quim - Brothers Alan and Stephen discuss various minge-related encounters.

 

[TJB.]

Rob Page: Knob Cage - Welsh dynamo discusses male chastity belts through the ages.

 

[brownie4583]

Sex in the city.
Matt Done visits numerous red light districts in an attempt to 'score' accompanied by experienced friends Billy Sharp,James Hanson,Caolan Lavery,Keiron Freeman and Leon Clarke.

 

[Bladey McBladeface]

Praise or Crumble - the BBC team are asked to judge one of the nation's favourite puddings.