Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Paul being the presenter rather than a pervert. Though being married to Karren Brady I'm sure he likes the idea of being a pervert.

See, I can't make my mind up if she's a milf or a bit of a butch looking bitch.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

She's been a reyt cow on this season of the Apprentice.

 

[BushBlade]

She's been a reyt cow on this season of the Apprentice.

If I were one of the contestants and she had a go at me, I'd have to point out that however much I fucked up my task, it pales into insignificance compared with the monumental shambles at West Ham.

 

[Bladey McBladeface]

Mat in the Hills - starring Matt Hill.

Matt Hill takes us on a tour of his new joinery career in the Peak District, where he lays mats on hills.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Marc-us, Williams.

In this reality show professional footballers emplore Marcus Williams to try his hardest to mark them and defend properly, amid rumours that he's just generally a bit shit.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Marcello's Cello - The highly talented Brazilian striker recites your favourite compositions in this Christmas special.

From Aqua to Sisters of Mercy no song his beyond his legendary skill.

Featuring Nick "Monty" Montgomery on harp, this extra special, holiday extravaganza will have you panting for more.

"5/5 - He plays it better than me!!!" says "Pink" from flute monthly

 

[Deaneandagana]

Murphy's Law - Episode 1

The Mystery of the Desso Pitch.

Oh no!

 

[Grappler]

Channel 5 - Boxing Day 5pm

"Knees up Michael Brown!" - come and join Channel 5 for a festive feast for all the family, as Harry Hill hosts a traditional cockney knees up, while showing clips of some of Michael Brown's dirtiest tackles. There will be plenty of guests, and the show will be filmed in front of a live audience, on a set that is made to look like a pub, "Oh dear Michael", quips Harry, "it looks like you've been framed!", Guests will include Chris "sore ribs" O'Grady. We will finish with "that goal" to delight the whole of Sheffield, and Michael might just do his trade mark zig zag run through the audience. Pulling the pints is mine host himself, the nation's favourite, Mr. Entertainment, Nick "time gentleman please Monty" Montgomery.

 

[Grappler]

Channel 5 - Boxing Day 5pm

"Knees up Michael Brown!" - come and join Channel 5 for a festive feast for all the family, as Harry Hill hosts a traditional cockney knees up, while showing clips of some of Michael Brown's dirtiest tackles. There will be plenty of guests, and the show will be filmed in front of a live audience, on a set that is made to look like a pub, "Oh dear Michael", quips Harry, "it looks like you've been framed!", Guests will include Chris "sore ribs" O'Grady. We will finish with "that goal" to delight the whole of Sheffield, and Michael might just do his trade mark zig zag run through the audience. Pulling the pints is mine host himself, the nation's favourite, Mr. Entertainment, Nick "time gentleman please Monty" Montgomery.

The Christmas Edition of TV Times gets into the spirit with this cut-out-and-keep song sheet, so you can join in with the singalong festivities.

"Knees up Michael Brown, knees up Michael Brown,
off with a red card you must go
EE-I-EE-I-EE-I-O
Sheffield will forgive you, for mistakes you have made
because you beat the pigs with a cracker
you'll always be a Blade
Oi! "

 

[elgoog44]

Hammonds Sammonds and other fish that could not fly, a fishing show with Tony Agana and Brian Deane watch them fish on the banks of the don while discussing the flops and shit players United have had over the years, the directorial debut of TV's Nick Montgomery, for once safely behind the camera.

 

[penthouseblade]

See, I can't make my mind up if she's a milf or a bit of a butch looking bitch.

Given the choice, I'd rather have a wank.

 

[1973Blade]

It'll Be Alright On The Night!!

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Brian's Deane's

Brian Deane explores the countries churches, cathedrals and universities meeting deans of all ages.

(Is this any good?)

 

[elgoog44]

The Fully Monty - Settle down with a cupper for this 4 hour TV special all about TV's Nick Montgomery, the highs and the lows of the TV and Film Genius.

 

[BushBlade]

Not Going Up. Lee Mack stars as Phil Parkinson.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Wallace and Vomit.

James Wallaces long awaited return from injury hits a snag when he gets a rather nasty dose of food poisoning.

 

[BushBlade]

The Mysteries of Keiran Wallace

Where the fuck is he? New drama starring Bradley Walsh as a police inspector out of his depth somewhere in Lancashire, kind of near Blackpool but up a bit, probably. With Nick Montgomery as Sergeant Monty.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I Dream of Deannie


With lots of spare time on his hands, Nigel Adkins take a look at the ancient bottle to see if it's time for another magical adventure with the often invisible genie, Deannie, who fell in love with Nigel the first time he offered him a contract.




ST rating , disappointing from the off, barely believable.

 

[Hodgyman]

High, Wide & Hanson
An evolutionary story of promotion winning strikers at BDTBL featuring Brian Deane, Neil Shipperly and James Hanson.

Hopefully not a shit show at all

 

[Tyler Durden]

Harris On Fjords

Bob surveys the beautiful coastline and landscape of Norway.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Drunk Histories

Bryan Robson slurs the story of how good a signing Lee Hendrie was.....

 

[Blade for Sale]

Inside Number 9.
Generations of Sheffield United strikers are gently probed to find out what makes them tick. Surprise in episode 1 as a small car engine is found inside Billy Sharp. Tragedy strikes in episode 2 as Billy Whitehurst kills and eats one of the researchers.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Monty's Monologues - Join Nick 'Monty' Montgomery as he brings his hugely successful one man show to the small screen.

A quaint view of the modern footballers life said the Guardian.

Splay footed cunt said a random SUFC supporter

 

[I should coco]

The Mary Tyler Durden show.

An American sitcom featuring American television's first never-married, independent career poster who complains that no-one likes BillySharp.
Sit back for the hilarity, when all the other cast disagree and explain they LOVE Billy Sharp and always have done.

Also featuring a guest appearance by Chris Basham as the local Trash can man.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Inside Number 9.
Generations of Sheffield United strikers are gently probed to find out what makes them tick. Surprise in episode 1 as a small car engine is found inside Billy Sharp. Tragedy strikes in episode 2 as Billy Whitehurst kills and eats one of the researchers.

Isnt Lavery #9 ?

 

[Hodgyman]

The good, the bad and the ugly featuring Joe Shaw, Vinny Jones and Keith Kettleborough

 

[Sean Thornton]

The Mary Tyler Durden show.

An American sitcom featuring American television's first never-married, independent career poster who complains that no-one likes BillySharp.
Sit back for the hilarity, when all the other cast disagree and explain they LOVE Billy Sharp and always have done.

Also featuring a guest appearance by Chris Basham as the local Trash can man.

Starring Pinchy as gruff spoken boss Hoof Grant, who really has a kind heart, deep down.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Petr Katch- Euros.


Watch the Belarussian striker in the Crystal Dome attempting to catch as many 10 euro notes as possible.

 

[Kabba Kabba Doo]

Inside Number 9.
Generations of Sheffield United strikers are gently probed to find out what makes them tick. Surprise in episode 1 as a small car engine is found inside Billy Sharp. Tragedy strikes in episode 2 as Billy Whitehurst kills and eats one of the researchers.

Good idea, can't wait to see the feature on Ched Evans........

 

[Tyler Durden]

Caught Rankine

Embarrassment for ex-Blade Mark as he is arrested for pleasuring himself on a park bench.