Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Clarkey87]

Not quite a tv show but more like an advert for a product:

Kenny's Cough Medicine.

 

[1889]

ITV 1 7pm : 'Eddy, Steady Cook'
Second episode in the popular series which follows Keith and John, proprietors of the Ivy Lodge Care Home. This week the two ex footballers are forced into preparing Sunday Dinner for their elderly residents, after the regular cook is seriously injured in a freak blender incident. Follows last weeks well received episode 'Eddy, Steady Go' that saw the pair struggle to cope with mass constipation at the home.

 

[JohnDenver]

***Switches to the other channel***

Three Up, Two Down.

Update on the 1980s sitcom, this time exploring the hilariously bent set of circumstances which enabled Sheffield Wednesday's last promotion to the top flight. Starring Michael Elphick as a fat racist.

 

[Bladepicker]

'Semi-Pro Celebrity Golf'

'Kevin Blackwell and Jimmy Tarbuck hack and joke their way around 18 holes at Pinchy's golf club.'

 

[curly]

Tony Field................Directs film about farmers outstanding in their own field.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

In the "John" with Ady Littlejohn. American contestants have to chip a soccerball into a toilet from 20 yards, while Ady Littlejohn runs around crazily in front of them in a Matt Done style trying to put them off.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

A close look at the football transfer market reveals some interesting insights into the fine line between success and failure.
This week considers the benefits and drawbacks of signing a relatively unproven player.
All will be revealed in, "Better the Devlin you know"

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Do footballers get paid too much these days?
You bet they do.
See how the modern footballer lives as an ex-Blades centre half introduces us to some of his household staff in "Butler's butlers"

 

[Sean Thornton]

Clangers

A review of George Longs 2015/16 season

 

[Sean Thornton]

Jordan Stewart

Eddie and Jackie take timeout from Motorsport to discuss just how fucking useless he was.

 

[Rodley]

Beatties

James and Craig try to reopen the Pinstone St toy shop.

 

[Rodley]

Cress and Blackwell - Richard and Kev solve condiment based mysteries.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Sherlock with Chris Basham as Benerdict Cumberbatch as Sherlock.

In tonight's episode Sherlock is on the the trial of Paul Woolhouse as he receives a tip that Paul married Samantha Hashimi at Reg Brearley's Island getaway.

Featuring Nick Montgomery as Watson and Kevin McCabe as Moriarti.

 

[Rodley]

Sing Johannes, Sing Johannes, Sing Johannes to the King of Kings

Austrian utility man Johannes Ertl shares his love of Christian hymns. Nick "Monty" Montgomery stars on organ.

 

[Rodley]

She must weigh a Tonne

Erik pulls a fat bird and brings her back to the flat, but how much does she weigh?

 

[Pierre's PC]

Lost - a tear jerking account of georgi Kinkladze's attempt to reach the beautiful sight of Bramall Lane to sign for his boyhood team.

"We just, just don't know what happened. He disappeared without a trace on his way here" said a distraught Mike Mcdonald as he fought back the tears.

5/5 - coin collecting monthly
8/10 - Morris Dancing Today
Haven't seen it - Nick Montgomery

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Ex Sheffield United goalkeeper is the first to feature in the brand new mad-cap talent show where contestants battle it out to see who can balance unusual objects on their head the longest.
Be sure to tune in later to see 'Gourd on Bennett'
Also featuring Nick 'Monty' Montgomery as hapless timekeeper 'Monty'

 

[Rodley]

Cream Bunn

Mark explores the fattier forms of dairy

 

[Rodley]

Ikeme by his own accord

Modern day Bounty hunter Karl Ikeme hunts prisoners at large

 

[Bladepicker]

Having a read through and missed this earlier.

Donis Smeets and chips.

That is fucking genius

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

What's it like to be a maintenance engineer for a major bread manufacturer?
Find out as ex Blades stopper climbs inside to tend to the inner workings of the industrial sized piece of kit in,
'Bunn in the oven'
Co-starring Nick 'Monty' Montgomery as the ever eager trainee electrician 'Monty'

 

[Pierre's PC]

Interstellar featuring Nick Montgomery as Professor Brian Cox

Tonight the professor explains the science behind Steve Simonsen's penalty in the playoff final.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Katch me if you can.

Peter Katchuro successfully performs cons worth millions of dollars by posing as a Pan American World Airways pilot, a Georgia doctor, and a Louisiana parish prosecutor.

 

[Bladey McBladeface]

Kos Look with Kozluk

Rob Kozluk takes us on a tour of the Greek island of Kos. Expect plenty of practical jokes.

 

[SwissBlade]

Every Loser Quinns - Pint sized paddy's Alan, Stephen and Keith are accompanied by 80's pop legend and East Ender, Nick Berry as they trawl the country to find people who've lost everything and get them back on track with their sad, meaningless little lives in a patronising and degrading way.

 

[stringjunior]

Dearden's Dear Dens.

70`s footballing legend and friend of the rich and famous, Bill travels the world exploring the Dens and man caves of ex-professional sportsmen.

Straight to DVD.

 

[1889]

Dave 10pm : Going for a Bong
Jose Baxter takes viewers on psychedelic trip into the world of drug paraphernalia. Flashing images

 

[I should coco]

The Santos Clause - It's Christmas Eve in the Santos household, but disaster strikes when George inadvertently knee high tackles Santa and has to take on his Christmas duties. Hilarity ensues when George delivers to the Johnson household.

Objection your Honour!

He got the ball

 

[I should coco]

Coronation Smeet

A former Blades striker examiines luxury sandwich fillings

 

[Tyler Durden]

Coutts Both Ways.

Paul explores the taboo of bisexuality amongst professional footballers in the UK.