Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[flashinblade1889]

Here goes first timer on here
Beesley on Bees former centre half Paul Beesley discusses the declining bee population in the UK.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Here goes first timer on here
Beesley on Bees former centre half Paul Beesley discusses the declining bee population in the UK.

Nice of you to join us flashinblade1889.
The idea of this forum is to post something relating to the topic of the original post.
In this instance, it's about posting something funny to do with players/ex players and made up TV shows.
Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it soon enough

 

[Bladepicker]

Celebrity Wife Swap

Return of the once popular channel 4 show, this week featuring John Pemberton and Roland Nilsson

 

[1973Blade]

To 'Ull And Back With Uhlenbeek'. Guus Uhlenbeek sets off walking from a yet to be announced location, ending up in Kingston Upon Hull, before returning to the unannounced location.

 

[blade.i.am]

Top of the Crocks
John Brayford moves up to number 2, but still number 1 for ana amazing 52nd week......James Wallace

Bargain Hunt
Chris Wilder attempts to put together a promotion winning squad fot less than 50 quid

 

[blade.i.am]

Last night of the Brombs
Lee Bromby and his family play some old favourites finishing with the unforgettable Land of Hope and Currie

 

[The Crab]

Javarey's Jalopies - Blatant Top Gear rip off where ex Blade Jean Phillip tests and reviews ropey cars. This week we focus on the Citroen 2CV and the Austin Allegro. The star in an unreasonably priced car is Dean, who celebrates his new contract by buying a Bentley Azure finished in pure gold with a pure ivory steering wheel and tiger skin seat covers. Dean does a circuit of the car park then shows off by pulling some doughnuts whilst flipping the finger to Brian the Blade.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Last of the summer winos starring Bryan Robson.

 

[stringjunior]

Deane's Genes.

A documentary series looking at what it is that turns a regular kids into a world beating sports people. BBC4, Wednesdays, 8.30

 

[shorehamview]

Starring a young Johnny Ertl, a young Johnny Ertl, a young Johnny Ertl, and a young Johnny Ertl, who have to go and live down the sewers after being bitten by radioactive terrapins, and mutating terribly and regressing in age. They embark on a life fighting crime, aided by their old master, Sensei Monty.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Ertls.

 

[S5Blade]

Bramhall Lane threw the ages with Billy Sharpe.

A lesson in history (and spelling) with our very own Billy Sharp

 

[Jonboy]

Dr Quinn medicine man, Alan with help from
Stephen and Wayne try and get James Wallace fit for the coming season

 

[stringjunior]

Deane's Jeans.

A look back at Brian's previous girlfriends who, oddly, all happen to be called Jean

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

New gardening programme focussing on the benefit of growing high-in-vitamin-c vegetables in 'Deane's Greens'

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Next week in episode 2, Brian compares varieties of nutritious pulses in 'Deane's Beans'

 

[BushBlade]

Next week in episode 2, Brian compares varieties of nutritious pulses in 'Deane's Beans'

With special guests Sean Bean and Nick Montgomery as 'Monty'.

 

[Grappler]

With special guests Sean Bean and Nick Montgomery as 'Monty'.

Yaaayyy!!!!

 

[Grappler]

Forte for the day - early morning words of wisdom on BBC Radio 4, with your host, Jonathan Forte

 

[Tyler Durden]

Stans Cliffs- Paul Stancliffe tours the UK seeking out the most outstanding coastal views and top suicide spots for Blades fans after another promotionless season.

 

[The Crab]

The Fall and Rise of Reginald Brearley - After the collapse of his business in India, and falied Chairmanship of a Football Club, Reginald fakes his own death and returns as Dean, a midfielder for Leicester City. In an attempt to get back some of the money his business dealings lost, he engineers a move to Sheffield United.

 

[Grappler]

Bean there, Done that - Sean Bean and Matt Done discuss the best, and worst, away day football experiences for Sheffield United fans, this week, "Port Vale".

 

[Grappler]

"Holt!, Ugo's there?" - world war 2 drama starring Jason Holt and Ugo Ehiogu as military policeman, with Nick Montgomery as Sergeant Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Legit Wood?- Mikele presents a hard hitting documentary examining the impact of illegal logging on the environment.

 

[The Crab]

Porter's Port - Ex Striker Chris Porter buys himself a Port. Hilarity ensues when HMS Sammon misses the Port Entrance completely and runs aground on nearby beach. Starring Nick Montgomery as "monty" the salty sea dog.

 

[Tyler Durden]

On Yer Pike- Popular Blades midget Del Geary hitches a ride On Martins shoulders visiting every league ground in England to raise money for charity.

 

[The Crab]

Tucker with Booker - Blades Legend Sir Bob Booker slums it and tours the greasy spoons of Sheffield.

 

[The Crab]

Whitehurst's Tight Shirt - Billy has to take his shirt back to Primark in Meadowhall in a comedy "thats not a fucking XL" moment. When told he can't have a refund only a store credit, he goes postal and bangs out one of those Security Guys that wear waistcoats making them look like Snooker players.

 

[The Crab]

The One That Got Away - SAS meets Dads Army Meets Clusterfuck. General Mcabe and Seargent Adkins go out on a mission to find Private Burn. Despite a long search and more Red Herrings than Grimsby Docks, they return unsuccessful.

 

[Grappler]

Kler Heh cross the Mersey - mid 60's British black and white film, in which former SUFC youngster Kler Heh has to get back to Birkenhead to meet his mates but can't afford the ferry fair, so he joins Gerry and the Pacemakers as bass guitarist, and soon the fans love him, he's made the money, he can catch the ferry, but big record companies in London want to meet, what does he do? Starring Kler Heh, as "Kler", Gerry Marsden as "Gerry", Dean Hammond, Martyn Woolford and Paul Coutts as "The Pacemakers" and Nick Montgomery as head of EMI records, Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[The Crab]

Slackbladder Goes Forth - After constantly pissing himself laughing at the gullibility of those who offered him the contract in the first place, Dean finally reaches a settlement with the board to leave the club. Starring Nick Montgomery as General "Monty" Montgomery.