Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[The Crab]

'Allo 'Allo

Being injured so much Flo Cuvelier decides to open a cafe.
Watch out for Nigel Adkins as a gendarme talking utter bollocks.



Bottom

The David Weir Story

Ze fallen Higdonna with ze big boobies.

 

[BushBlade]

Life on Benefits. With Michael Higdon, Callum MacFadzean and Jose Baxter.

This week Michael discovers his disability benefits may be cut after he is reported by neighbours for claiming to be a footballer while Callum attends his first anger management class and Jose enters rehab.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Undercover Boss - McCabe leaves his Brussels mansion and goes undercover to understand the lives of poverty & squalor that the players live in. When he reveals who he is at the end he singles out a young, go getter by the name of Dean Hammond and offers him a 12 month contract based on the paltry £15k per week he's earned whilst at Leicester and the hard work he put in last year in a Blades shirt. He also offers a young lad called Diego a new baseball cap and personalised number plate & Che Adams a new hoverboard.

 

[TonyAgana]

"Fudge, Nudger?"

A low-light of the Golden Age of Radio sees Ernest Needham sampling confectionery delights from exotic lands.

 

[Grappler]

Jossy's Giants - fondly remembered mid 80's kids show from the BBC. When young tearaway football team, the Glipton Giants, lose their manager through illness, it looks like they have lost their chance to win the local ragamuffin youth cup, but a quick call for help to Sheffield United see's Dave Basset send in the cavalry, in the shape of giant norwegian striker, Jostein "Jossy" Flo. Jossy gets the team to gel, but will it be enough? Staring Jostein Flo as Jossy, Dave Basset as Harry, Steffan Scougall, Louis Reed, Jason Holt and Derek Geary as the Giants, watch out for a young Jessica Ennis as " our Jess" and Nick Montgomery as the lovable old park keeper, "Monty".

 

[Grappler]

Floor to Loft, with Fjortoft - If you think DIY is tough, then think again as former 6ft 3" Blades striker Jan Age Fjortoft gives you all the tips and techniques needed to re-design and re-build your home, from the ground floor, all the way to the loft.

 

[Grappler]

ITV4 10pm

"Benny's Dorm" - comedy drama; former SUFC player Ben Davies opens a dormitory for out of work actors in a coastal Spanish resort.

 

[The Crab]

Whitehouse's Shitehouses - A weekly programme where Dane tells us who he thinks is an unmitigated Shitehouse. This week it's Gareth Ainsworth.

 

[Grappler]

Alcock's Half Hour - short documentary covering the 30 minutes that Craig Alcock actually played for Sheffield United.

 

[Selly]

This summer former Norwegian Internationals Jostein, Tor Adre and Harvard enter a Chinese Strategy board game tournement.

Go with the Flo - August on BBC Four

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Magic Roundabout

The AA route to Higdon at Meadowhead

 

[Grappler]

Happy Days - feel-good nostalgia all round as we look back to the Dave Basset and Neil Warnock era's at SUFC. Watch out for the ill advised appearance of a leather clad Nick Montgomery as "The Mont".

 

[Grappler]

BBC2 Friday 11pm

"Later......with John Holland" - former SUFC sponsor says "see you later" to SUFC, as he pulls out of the sponsorship deal and tries his hand at hosting a late night music show.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Hurtle with Ertl

Go downhill with Johnny! Fast!!

 

[Grappler]

Take the Sun Ji Hai Road - Scottish soap opera set in the fictional village of Glendarroch. Someone in the village seems to know an awful lot of inside information about SUFC, but who is it?

 

[TJB.]

'Harrison McGay?' - Harrison McGahey does some soul-searching to try and figure out why he keeps getting extremely drunk and sleeping with Scottish men.

 

[Grappler]

Harris "n" Ford - Bob Harris (as Indiana Jones) and Bobby Ford (as Han Solo) in a new drama, mixing together action, adventure and science fiction.

 

[Grappler]

Harley Davison - Jon and Bobby travel the country, meeting interesting people who have a liking for American motor cycles.

 

[The Crab]

Windass and his Wind Ass - Former Blades player Dean Windass tours the Indian Restaurants of Sheffield.

 

[elgoog44]

Casino with Deano - late night gaming channel hosted by Brian Dean

 

[elgoog44]

chinos with the deano's, Mens Fashion channel with Hosts Dean Windass and Brian Dean

 

[elgoog44]

Hardline call in show where - Ex Therapist - Chad Evans, give's couple counselling.......

 

[1973Blade]

Truss 'N Boots a show where Mike Trusson works in a Boots store for six months and the day-to-day reality of working in the store.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Boys from the Blackstuff

Jose says "gissa job "



Mission Impossible

Chris Wilder tries to unload Dean Hammond




Doc Martin

Kevin McCabe gives the doctor an air soled boot up the arse after giving Coutts and Wallace a clean bill of health after doing their medicals.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Jossy's Giants - fondly remembered mid 80's kids show from the BBC. When young tearaway football team, the Glipton Giants, lose their manager through illness, it looks like they have lost their chance to win the local ragamuffin youth cup, but a quick call for help to Sheffield United see's Dave Basset send in the cavalry, in the shape of giant norwegian striker, Jostein "Jossy" Flo. Jossy gets the team to gel, but will it be enough? Staring Jostein Flo as Jossy, Dave Basset as Harry, Steffan Scougall, Louis Reed, Jason Holt and Derek Geary as the Giants, watch out for a young Jessica Ennis as " our Jess" and Nick Montgomery as the lovable old park keeper, "Monty".

Loving the Monty references Grappers. Trouble is, I'm now skimming to the end to see what role he's playing and disappointed when he doesn't appear on the billing!!

 

[Grappler]

Loving the Monty references Grappers. Trouble is, I'm now skimming to the end to see what role he's playing and disappointed when he doesn't appear on the billing!!

Blame his agent mate, he sometimes holds out for more money and doesn't get the part.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Hapless targets Dean Hammond and Paul Coutts cop for the insults as disgruntled Blades fans vent their closed-season anger in the reality TV show
'Twats of the summer whine'

 

[Grappler]

"The Young Ones" - knockabout comedy as four young students share a house in Sheffield, starring Dean Hammond as Vivian, Martyn Woolford as Rick, Jay McEveley as Mike, and Neil Collins as Neil. It's a laugh a minute with these crazy youngsters. Co starring Nick Montgomery as the tight fisted landlord "Monty".

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Join Bryan Robson in this madcap gameshow where contestants can win a lifetime of their favourite tipple in 'Have I got booze for you'

 

[Deadbat]

Not sure what's been done....but here goes ....mine are mostly real shows rather than adaptions from shows that many have brilliantly done. Love this thread!!!

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HG Wells Invisible Man - Featuring Jamie Hoyland, James Harper and Willie Falconer

I'm Alan Roberts - Fly on the wall spoof detailing the daily life of the former Blades wing man. Find out what really happened to the affable dribbling maestro who went from destroying the third division to suddenly leaving the club and working for a local radio station in Norwich

Without a Trace - TV Crime Drama that focuses on attempts to find missing goalkeeper Simon Tracey. Follow the Special Agents from the Missing Persons Unit as they trawl William Hill, Ladbrokes and Paddy Power for our intellectually challenged former Wimbledon stopper

Blue Peter - Hospital drama. Former Zimbabwean winger Peter Ndlovu's battles against pneumonia after he forgets to wear his 'Nuddy' gloves during a December game against Gillingham at the Lane.

Endeavour - Detective Nigel Adkins takes part in a long and complex task to undercover the secret qualities in Dean Hammond

Fat Families - Follow this intrepid family through the Bramall Lane Car Park in their quest to have an injunction taken against them for their bizarre stalking of Blades players down the years