Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Kenilworth]

White Men Can't Jump.

Featuring as its central character - Connor Sammon.

 

[Grappler]

BBC4 Friday 9pm

"The Good Life" - repeats of the classic BBC comedy featuring Dean Hammond, Paul Coutts, Connor Sammon and the rest of gang, who get paid shed loads of money for kicking a ball around, without much effort, for a lot of money.

 

[Kenilworth]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Featuring the olfactory entrance to Jose Baxters respiratory system and seven Scottish underlings who run around and tend to his every need.

 

[Kenilworth]

For Your Eyes Only.

Where professional footballer Dean Hammond only performs behind closed doors for Nigel Adkins, and no one else knows anything about it.

 

[Grappler]

BBC2 9PM

"Page Hall" - new comedy series starring Rob Page as his Lordship, Lord Robert Page, the earl of Burngreave. Episode One - his Lordship wakes up to find that 200 Roma Gypsies have broken into his stately home, Page Hall, and they don't want to leave! Co -starring Nick Montgomery as his faithful butler, "Monty".

 

[Jonboy]

Nathan Blake takes a world tour to see the wonders of the world in Blakes 7

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

BBC2 9PM

"Page Hall" - new comedy series starring Rob Page as his Lordship, Lord Robert Page, the earl of Burngreave. Episode One - his Lordship wakes up to find that 200 Roma Gypsies have broken into his stately home, Page Hall, and they don't want to leave! Co -starring Nick Montgomery as his faithful butler, "Monty".

Grappers, I want to marry you. I'm sorry but sex would be off the agenda, but I think we'd have a reight laugh about it!! My proper wife keeps looking at me when I laugh. I try to explain, but she just doesn't get it (the humour that is, not the sex

 

[Kenilworth]

Brokeback Mountain

A tale of two Cowboys, full of hope and expectation, who endeavour to shift a great lump of garbage to the top of a table. Despite all their positivity, hope and desire they fail dismally and only manage to get it just above half way.

The story features Nigel Adkins and Dean Wilkins. Throughout their unfortunate journey they manage to get it in one end but fail to keep it out of the other, often enough - with disastrous consequences.

 

[Kenilworth]

Two and a Half Men

A tale of Nigel Clough's diminutive five man midfield formation.

 

[Kenilworth]

Trenton Wiggan

A story of one man's relentless crusade to bring the course of one of Brittains most well known waterways to a town in the North West of England where they bizarrely erected a pier but neglected to construct it over water.

 

[Jehovah]

Debbie does Dellas.

It's porn.

 

[Kenilworth]

A very short, terse documentary about a shelter made from logs, sawn from a collection of trees.

Curtis Woodhouse

 

[blade.i.am]

Go for goal or pass to a colleague? We explore a legends decision making in
Would Woodward?

 

[borbokis]

Sandford and sun, Lee Sandford and sun jihai set up a second hand shop in sheffields antique quarter

 

[UnitedBlade]

Punt On !

Bill teaches us how to be successful gamblers.

 

[UnitedBlade]

Robinson Crusoe.

Turry is ship-wrecked thousands of miles from Bramall Lane.

 

[R&WStripedBlood]

Wragg to riches and back.

Docu-drama charting two Sheffield firms business rivalries over the years. Starring Larry Hagman as Dick Wragg and that bloke that played Cliff Barnes as Evil Mandy.

Ep 1. There for the taking. Dick recounts how the foundations of a successful empire was laid in the early 70's only to see a series of fuckwit 'tycoons' preside over a series of fuckwit managers employing a series of talentless players with a few glimpses of success. Featuring interviews from key shareholders and keyboard warriors on how they endured such a Blade-a-coaster and why they fucking bother.

Ep 2. Bad Luck. Kev played by Neil Warnock jumps for joy as he finally gets some fucker to plough in some Liverpool. In rare unseen private footage he can be seen crying as his enemy bags a giant tuna.

Ep 3 What now my love? After years in the wilderness, the mortal enemy are forging on to untold riches while our heroes languish and hear the reversal taunts of mind the gap. What indeed?.

 

[R&WStripedBlood]

Red & White Wizards of Oz

Simonsen as Dorothy sings Somewhere over the rainbow.

 

[1973Blade]

Carry On Up The Haber, a rock climbing programme for beginners starring ex Blades keeper Justin Haber.

 

[The Crab]

The Red & White Menstrual Show.

A 21c remake of the popular cultural entertainment show, featuring various United players who
for four/seven days a month, bleed to death whilst complaining about the unpainted walls, the queues in the shops,
the fixing of the kitchen cupboards and the lack of quality sex over the last twenty years.

You been talking to Ms. Crab

 

[The Crab]

Hamburger Hill - Former Blade Colin Hill tours the country sampling Car Boot Burger Vans. This week he's at Marsh Lane and gives us his views on the half pound Cheesburger with Onions. Starring Nick Montgomery as "Monty" the cash in hand car park guy.

 

[The Crab]

The Herbs

Jose Baxter

The Clangers - The Mcabes are preparing to receive guests for Dinner. Mrs Mcabe send Kevin to Waitrose for some ingredients, Kevin goes on to spunk all the shopping money on the first substandard shite he comes across, and employs a Shopping Consultant on £750'000 a day to help him.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

... featuring Martin Peters

 

[The Crab]

The Mouse That Roared - Stefan & Jose go for a week in Magaluf. Stefan gets irate at the end of the holiday when he receives the bill for the mini bar and discovers that Jose has added a few items to it.

 

[borbokis]

brandy snap card based quiz show hosted by former blades liability febian brandy

 

[Kenilworth]

In line with the OP

Any Play Off Final we have been involved with

 

[Bayingblade]

King Of The Hill

Jeff King takes us on some of his favourite hill walks.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Weary Geary, Getting Beery

Watch Diminutive Del out on the lash, shortly after having completed the London Marathon.

 

[Kenilworth]

Bring Your Bobbar

Gillian McKeith hosts this debate and asks both Nigel Clough and Nigel Adkins to bring Tupperware samples of their transfer dealings.

As you would imagine, they are all
perched on stools and together they examine the shit on offer and try to decide what level each of them reaches on the bobbar scale.

A show with little polish. Yorkshire Post
A real stinker. The Star
Mostly verbal diarrhoea. Daily Express

 

[Kenilworth]

What Precipitates?

A show where the relative weather systems that affect Britain, North and South of the border, are examined and contrasted.
Hosted by Brian Gayle and Ray McHale