Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[The Crab]

he would have loved Power point for post and pre match, could you imagine, everyone would have glazed over while he wittered on!
using pie charts and graphs and feckin Geese!

Detailing the unseen work of Hammond via the medium of Powerpoint. It has the stench of genius about it, well, a stench anyway.

 

[The Crab]

Andy Walker's Walks - Andy Walker retraces the paths of Wainwrights walks.

Peter Katchuro on the Euro - Peter explains to us why we would be better off by adopting the Euro.

Barry Butlin at Butlins - Retired Blade Barry Butlin goes to Butlins for a week. Don't miss the "I didn't realise he was still alive" part of the programme when Barry goes to the on site club and watches Jimmy Cricket.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Fly Tipping by J.R.Hartley

A thoughtful look at the reasons for all the rubbish at Bramall Lane

 

[Sean Thornton]

Criminals caught on camera

This week, wage thieves hit Bramall Lane


Antiques Road Trip

A look back over the years at how washed up has beens made their way to Bramall Lane, in the hope of making one last pay day.


Bewitched

An Arabian prince falls under Kevmanthas spell.



Wait 'till your father gets home

Scott and Simon are in trouble again as Nigel and Mal get the keys to the petty cash tin.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Tracey's Island

Simon has to spend two weeks on a remote island without a bookies in sight. What will he do?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Cash in the attic

The Paul Woolhouse Story

 

[Bayingblade]

And later this evening on the UK Fishing channel, a special programme about how to look after your tackle. Presented by Simon Stainrod.

And tomorrow, a new series where Martin Pike and Connor Sammon team up on the riverbank to demonstrate how to pinpoint your cast and ensure your strike finishes up in the net.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Ironside: The Next Generation

The grandson of the famous 70s wheelchair-bound lawyer takes over the family firm and takes it in a new direction, specialising in non-league contract law on a no goals, no fee basis.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Sabs: Beller!

Charting Alejandro's mission to become top of Argentina's hotly contested bell-ringing charts.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Traianos Dellas hosts a new series where people write in to have their most obscure of questions answered in 'Tell us Dellas'

 

[The Crab]

Wankin with Rankine - monumentally failed ex Blade Mark Rankine bring us the best of UK late night adult TV with highlights from Babestation, Essex Wives, Red Hot Mums and that chubby bird that had a shag on Big Brother. Tonight's guest is Sheffield Wednesday's very own icon, Tango, who will talk about how many he can knock out before the 10 minute freeview goes off.

 

[Grappler]

On tonight's "Top of the Pops 2", a look back to the 1970's and Cliff Richard's moving tribute to the man who tried to take over SUFC, Sam Hashimi, with his top 6 hit, "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha!"

 

[TJB.]

'Cullip-so' - Danny Cullip searches corner shops throughout the land to find the best shitty soft drinks the UK has to offer.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Howard, Sammon & Baxter (LLP)

Fly on on the wall documentary following the recently released Blades trio as they attempt to start up their own firm of solicitors.

There's already trouble brewing in episode one as Connor is having hell's own job of getting a reasonable quote from a signwriter for the front of the shop. Meanwhile, Mark and Connor are later forced to confront Jose about the missing petty cash.

 

[The Crab]

Birchenall Birchs Birch

Former Blades player Alan Birchenall publically Birchs Trevor Birch. With a special appearance from The Mean Macine Charles Green who will be offering to take on all comers in the car park.

 

[Grappler]

Matthew's Low Tons - young Matt explains his fascination with smaller tonnage HGV's

 

[Slim Man]

Deck John Halls - Non-descript loanee full back John Halls stars in a christmas special show in which he, dressed as Father Christmas, is put on stage and people line up to punch him in the face. Whomever knocks him out with their punch wins a season ticket as his last club, Wycombe Wanderers.

 

[The Crab]

Matthew's Low Tons - young Matt explains his fascination with smaller tonnage HGV's

Could link in with Ford's Transits. Bobby Ford explains his fascination with the popular van and it's many uses, including bank robberies in The Sweeney.

 

[TJB.]

'Williamson's Wish Wellingtons' - Lee Williamson tells the stories of struggling British farmers and surprises them with a brand new pair of wellies to ease their troubles. You'll need tissues for this one*





* Michelle Keegan co-presents

 

[The Crab]

One Born Every Minute - a fly on the wall documentary based on Dean Hamond's contract negotiations with the Technical Board.

 

[The Crab]

Postman Twat - Dean is sent on gardening leave to see out the rest of his contract. To alleviate the boredom he takes up a part time job as a postman. His first day doesn't go well, he is so slow that by the time he gets to the first house, the stamp on the letter is worth £500'000, the twat.

 

[Grappler]

Alan Quinn: Medicine Woman - poorly received US drama, in which a former SUFC player opts for a new life in the old west as a female doctor. Co starring Nick Montgomery as local Sheriff's Deputy, "Monty".

 

[Grappler]

George and Woolford - classic 1970's ITV comedy starring George Long as hen pecked husband "George" and Martyn Woolford as his battleaxe of a wife, "Woolford". Also starring Nick Montgomery as George's mate, "Monty".

 

[The Crab]

Robson's Choice - The former Blades manager tours the sink estates of Britain and see's what the local Hoi Polloi are drinking. This week he is visiting the Bransholme Estate in Hull, and the tipple is Happy Shopper Cider.

 

[Grappler]

The Chase - laughs a plenty at Bramall Lane as Dean Hammond loses his man, yet again!

 

[1973Blade]

Bobby Get Your Hat On . Bobby Hatton tries different styles of hats.

 

[Grappler]

Bolton, Lancashire - new detective series featuring the tough partnership of former SUFC defender, Joe Bolton, and former Coronation Street star, Sarah "Raquel" Lancashire. Watch out for a cameo appearance by Nick Montgomery as friendly local bobby, PC Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[TJB.]

'The Baxstreet Boys' - Jose Baxter and his la's are small-time Everton coke peddlers and rent boys, but when The X Factor auditions roll into Liverpool, the gang are inspired to make a life change. Can they drop the drugs and pick up the mic? Find out in this epic slags-to-riches tale.

'Everybooodyyyy....laaaaaaaaa'

 

[The Crab]

The Italian Job - Carlo Colombotti returns as the enigmatic Count (I think thats what it said anyway) and lauches a bid for the club. Things soon turn sour when during Due Dilligence, the Count discovers the details of Dean's contract.

 

[Sean Thornton]

'Allo 'Allo

Being injured so much Flo Cuvelier decides to open a cafe.
Watch out for Nigel Adkins as a gendarme talking utter bollocks.



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