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[BerksBlade]

New on HBO: "The Unseen"
An ordinary lower-division midfielder is able to bend space & time to accomplish unbelievable feats of athleticism. Unfortunately the general public can never know his powers exist.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Tonight's episode features Wayne "Chef" Allison, who talks intimately about what he likes to do with his chopper when butchering a chicken.

 

[Grappler]

The Ex - Files, starring
Mark Howard, Bob Harris, Callum McFadzean, Terry Kennedy, Harrison McGahey, Jay McEveley, Florent Cuvelier, Ryan Flynn, Jose Baxter and Jamal Campbell-Ryce.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Saving Private Ryan Flynn

Casting to be announced.

 

[Esablade]

Morgan's Run.

Any players over 30 have 1 week to leave BDTBL before being tracked and hunted down by Chris Morgan.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Matthew, Mark, Luke & John.

A four part series in which Kilgallon, Howard. Beckett & Brayford
re-enact episodes from the King James (Beattie) Bible culminating in
the resurrection of Christ (Wilder).

A Jess Yates Production.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Springwatch

24-hour rolling coverage of Matthew, as he goes about his daily routines. Unmissable!

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Killer Women With Chris Morgan.

Chris interviews women in highly secure prisons and penitentiaries, looking to harvest new methods
and techniques in order to maim/disable and ultimately kill centre-forwards and "lippy opponents"... from Barnsley.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

3-2-1

Hosted by Paul "Ted" Rogers, & featuring Nyron Nosworthy as Dusty Bin

 

[shorehamview]

Lost In France with Ryan France, in which we join him in a fruitless search for the reason we signed him.

 

[Pinchy]

Catch me if you Can - A hilarious fly on the wall documentary focusing on Dean Hammond's attempts to mark a traffic cone during a training session.

Special guest appearance by Nick Montgomery as the cone...

 

[Compound_Legend]

Morris Minor - a knockabout comedy featuring the perm and tash of Colin, and his son Lee...

Evans can Wait - follow Ched and Stewart and their search for infinite patience..

 

[Compound_Legend]

Colin's Sandwich - guess what filling Morris is having in his butty from Bri & Irene's....

 

[Bayingblade]

"Quinn On Quimm"

A fascinating insight into the challenges faced by Ginger haired men out on the pull.

 

[The Crab]

The Non Running Man - The year is 2016, the cult of reality T.V is in decline. Simon Cowell comes up with a revolutionary new idea called The Non Running Man. The Non Runner, Dean, is released into the stadium to be chased by Scunthorpe United Reserves best chasers. The crowd watch on, salivating at the prizes on offer, A Ferrari to anyone who sees him complete a forward pass, a fortnight in the Maldives to anyone who sees him start and finish a tackle in the same Calendar month. Tragedy ensues when against all the odds, Dean out runs the chasers and wins the big prize, a fat new contract. The crowd watch aghast as Dean creates a huge slide from the kop roof and slides down it into a large vat of money, Scrooge McDuck style.

 

[Bladesman]

Monty tennis....

"Coming up on Inner-City Sumo: Our main event featuring the battle of former Sheffield United strikers as Neil Shipperly takes on Michael Higdon."

 

[Blade for Sale]

Searching for Autumn.
Chloroform on film as Matthew Spring, Julian Winter and Gerry Summers scrape the barrel in this straight to DVD whimsical tale of a missing season. Narrated by Wendy Craig.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Sergeant Wilko

Cult benchwarmer Wilko de Vogt puts overweight and overpaid squad players through their paces over a military-style assault course, then desperately fills for time when they all fail to clear the first obstacle. This week's guests include Christian Nade and Michael Higdon.

 

[idleurchin]

Scougalls Uniform - Scottish footballing pixie Stefan Scougall explores the fascinating world of sexual role play costumes.

 

[Bayingblade]

Top Geary

Derek Geary investigates the world of small cars. This week the Corgi Ford Escort Mk2

 

[The Crab]

Thunderturds - International Rescue are called as Nigel's career teeters over a deep precipice. Disaster Strikes the team as Dean slides down the chute and completely misses Thunderturd 1, and Stefan can't see over the steering wheel of Thunderturd 2. Brains leaps into action and brings Stefan's booster seat. All too late as Nigel hurtles into the abyss and heads for Chesterfield.

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Robert Wars -

Page and Kozluk are forced to battle it out in the arena. Page keeps swinging and missing while Kozluk still manages to get injured...

 

[Bayingblade]

Where The Veart Is

This week Carl gives us an insight into losing your marker at a corner. Next week, Martin Peters guests on ghosting in at the far post.

 

[Bayingblade]

It's Clough At The Top

Nigel Clough on getting the best out of all your staff, with particular regard for how to nurture young talent.

 

[shorehamview]

"Coming up on Inner-City Sumo: Our main event featuring the battle of former Sheffield United strikers as Neil Shipperly takes on Michael Higdon."

Shipps would kill him then eat him. No contest.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Introducing a complete revamp of the ever popular tv programme 'Songs of Praise'
In a complete change to the current format, we will spend the whole of the next series joining in with SUFC supporters in full voice.
Be sure to tune in August 8th 3.00pm to 3.02pm.

 

[elgoog44]

A kin to Adkins - in this wonderful property show, our Host Nigel Adkins shows how to make a 9 bedroom place in Windsor more like a 2 bedroom maisonette in Gleadless Valley, both in style and value.

 

[The Crab]

Dickinsons Real Deal - On today's show we have Chris From Sheffield. He's brought something in to show our resident expert Mike Melody.

MM "So Chris, what do we have here?"

CW "Well Mike, I've inherited a Dean Hammond. I was told he was a Premiership player but I'm starting to have my doubts even though he cost a lot of money."

MM "Thats the thing about the antiques trade Chris, a key phrase to remember is Buyer Beware"

CW "But I didn't buy him Mike, my predecessor arranged some sort of convoluted contract and now I'm stuck with him"

MM "Ah yes you must mean Nigel. Nice lad but talked a lot and said nowt. Sold him some magic beans a while ago. Soft cunt thinks that they are going to grow a magic beanstalk".

CW "Well anyway Mike, how much can I get for it"

MM "the bottom has fallen out of the market Chris, if you're lucky you'll get fuck all, but it might be worse than that, you might have to pay someone to take it off your hands"

 

[BushBlade]

The Boys from the Crapstuff.
Yosser Adkins wanders around football clubs saying 'Gizza job. I can do that' as this tragi-comic drama charts his decline into redundancy and mental health problems.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

King of The Hill - Ill-advised sitcom. On his release from prison, Marlon King starts to build a new life as landlord of The Hill public house. But his criminal past keeps coming back to haunt him, with hilarious and/or harrowing consequences.