Squad reshape this summer

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Didn't this make you feel insecure though? Perhaps sitting alone in your room afterwards looking down at your own legs and feeling totally inadequate? In your darkest moments thinking "if only I had legs like Chris?" Trying but ultimately failing to find solace in a comforting mug of hot chocolate? Awaiting the dawning realisation that even if your legs were up to scratch that you couldn't possibly have hair as shiny as his...?

Yes. It's haunted me ever since. Why she went on to marry Beckham I'll never know.