Songs to Taunt the Piggies

[LouTheBlade]

I thought this might be a little light hearted fun. Let's come up with some new chants to aim at the unclean at Hillsborough. This thread has been inspired by my mate who is a Bristol City fan. He told me the City fans started a chant on Monday that goes:-

"Rovers, on a tuesday night.....Rovers, on a tuesday night.....Rovers....."

Considering their perilous position winding them up is the least we can do. They like to try it on with us so why not?!

How's about:-

"World Cup in League One.....We'll have the World Cup in League One.....World Cup in Leeeeeaaague One.....

 

[madeinsheffield]

I got this one which is doing the rounds by text:
"I never felt more like sending them down,
to Exeter City and Yeovil Town,
oh wednesday, the Blades are sending you down,
as you do, as you do,
as yah f**ing well should do"

 

[Linz]

Foxy's remix of the "we're sending them down" is more appropriate to sing on the day:

We're sending you down,
We're sending you down,
Strafford's a fat cunt,
We're sending you down

Short and to the point I feel

 

[LouTheBlade]

Foxy's remix of the "we're sending them down" is more appropriate to sing on the day:

We're sending you down,
We're sending you down,
Strafford's a fat cunt,
We're sending you down

Short and to the point I feel

:thumbup:

:beer:

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Wave your brushes in the air:

Let's put a new coat of paint on this lonesome old ground
Set 'em up, we'll be sendin' em down.
You wear a band,dude and I'll wear a grin.
We'll laugh at that old snortin' piggy when we win.

(adapted from Tom Waite - New Coat of Paint)

 

[Maidenhead]

Wave your brushes in the air:



(adapted from Tom Waite - New Coat of Paint)

I like that,

quite happy with "you're going, you're going down, we're not" myself

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

:thumbup:

Shouldn't it be:

Strap-on's a fat cunt

 

[Wards]

Foxy's remix of the "we're sending them down" is more appropriate to sing on the day:



Short and to the point I feel

Now THAT has a ring to it.

 

[JJ Sefton]

I remember this inspired ditty from years back...

Paul Jewell, Whatever will you do?
Youre going down to division two,
You wont win a match,
A cup or a shield,
Your only derby's Chesterfield

 

[Linz]

I remember this inspired ditty from years back...

Paul Jewell, Whatever will you do?
Youre going down to division two,
You wont win a match,
A cup or a shield,
Your only derby's Chesterfield

There were a few more verses...

Paul Jewell, what you gonna do?
You're going down to Division Two,
Blow your trumpet and bang your drum,
Your next derby is at Rotherham.

 

[Linz]

To the tune of yellow submarine:

Bargain bucket is Chairman Lee's wet dream, Chairman Lee's wet dream, Chairman Lee's wet dream.

You all play in a rusty submarine, rusty submarine, rusty submarine.

And surely we can find some words to fit Chairman Stafford's Straining Gastric Band?

[YOUTUBE]JOO8-Jp-xsg[/YOUTUBE]

 

[SwissBlade]

To the tune of Chelsea's Carefree (not sure of the original song), just put this together:

Wednesday! when you gonna see,
You’ll go nowhere with fatman lee.
We’re painting your ground red and white
And we’ll send you down cause your fecking shite!
United! United!

 

[WhiteHawk]

To Yellow Submarine;

In a place called the sty,all the piggies start to cry,cos the blades have been to town,and have sent the wednesday down, we are blades and we're sendin wednesday down,sendin wednesday down,sendin wednesday down

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

We can see you sneaking out, we can see you sneaking out. Obviously after 5mins when cresswell put's into the lead. Or
What's it like to see a crowd, what's it like to see a crowd?.

 

[SwissBlade]

Just checked the latest UK charts and there’s a song called fireflies by “Owl City” what a shite name!

I'm sure we can do something with this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwMsLWabU-Y

 

[Mousey]

I remember this inspired ditty from years back...

Paul Jewell, Whatever will you do?
Youre going down to division two,
You wont win a match,
A cup or a shield,
Your only derby's Chesterfield

Or for the new league format and branding...

Wednesday... What ya gone and done?
You've gone down to that League One,
You won't win at Leeds,
or Yoevil Town,
Strafford is a fucking clown.

 

[keenzy]

What about the new Beatles album coming out. Take a look at the track listing:

Chairman Stafford's Straining Gastric Band
A lot of help from the fans
Strafford at the sty with burgers
Getting fatter
Filling his hole
Lee's painting home
Being for the Benefit of them being shite!
Within You Within You (Gastric special)
When you've let in Four!
Chicken Eater
FUD taunting, FUD taunting
Chairman Stafford's Straining Gastric Band (Reprise)
been fat in my Life

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sgt._Pepper's_Lonely_Hearts_Club_Band#Track_listing)

 

[keenzy]

And the facebook Group:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lee-Straffords-gastric-band/319768421495

 

[Vistoma]

:thumbup:

:beer:

Foxy's remix of the "we're sending them down" is more appropriate to sing on the day:



Short and to the point I feel

Does it for me :thumbup::thumbup:

 

[LouTheBlade]

What about modifying my suggestion for their entrance music - "Get Down Tonight" by KC and The Sunshine Band..............

"Spent a lot of cash, Got a lot of debt, Going down tonight....."

 

[keenzy]

The Gastric band inside his gut
Gets switched to overload
And nobody’s gonna go to the sty today
Price gonna make them stay at home
And fatty doesn’t understand it
He always said there would be gold
And he can see no reasons
but there aresome reasons
Season tickets must be sold-old-old-old-old!

Tell me why
I don’t like Wednesday
Tell me why
I don’t like Wednesday
Tell me why
I don’t like Wednesday
I wanna send-en-en-en-en-end the whole team down

 

[bladesman1889]

I'm sure that old song was

Weeeednesday, what you gonna do
You're going down to division 2
You can take your trophies
Bang your drums
Cause you're gonna be playing the barnsley scum

 

[Kenilworth]

Third Division Rubbish
Third Division Rubbish
Third Division Rubbish
etc.

 

[Sean the Blade]

I blagg all night, I blagg all day, can’t pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I’m not a plank
I’ll catch me a wealthy yank
I’d stun the fans they’d almost faint, as they put down their pots of paint.

Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich yank's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich yank's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich yank's world

A man like that is hard to find but I can't get him off my mind
Ain't it sad
And if he happens to be thick I bet he wouldn't even buy a brick
That's too bad
So I must leave, I'll have to go
Leaving the mess that is Hillsbroro’
To somewhere sunny, just take a look, I’ll be in touch via Facebook

Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich yank's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich yank's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich yank's world

 

[boo radley]

To the tune of winter wonderland.

Little pigs they are whining
See the Blades they are shining
we're sending yer down
Straffords a clown
Walking in United wonderland.

 

[Oreyt]

Iiiits the end of the Owls as we know it,
Its the end of the Owls as we know it,
Iiiits the end of the Owls as we know it,
And i feeeell fiiiine....

 

[DuncDisorderly]

In the event of a our win.

You can shove your f*** double, shove your f**** double, shove your f**** double up your arse.

followed by a chant of 12-1, 12-1 12-1 etc etc.

 

[Guesty]

I'm sure we'll all have great fun singing these when we're 2-0 down