So when do our players report back?

[Addison]

Pigs officially return to pre season training next Monday but are in Thursday and Friday of this week for tests. Presumably to be disinfected and checked for foot and mouth etc.

Fixtures out on Thursday, looks like kit could be Friday if they've started with teasers this week so all indications are the return is imminent? Does anybody know the actual date?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Are you sure about the piggy players? Thought they were all playing in the world cup.

 

[SwissBlade]

Pigs officially return to pre season training next Monday but are in Thursday and Friday of this week for tests. Presumably to be disinfected and checked for foot and mouth etc.

Fixtures out on Thursday, looks like kit could be Friday if they've started with teasers this week so all indications are the return is imminent? Does anybody know the actual date?

I think Billy and Simon Moore have got a few more games of golf lined up yet.

Baldock, Lee Evans and i think it was Lundstram are all out in Dubai getting some sunshiiine.

So i presume they'll all wrap it up and come back home when the fixtures are out

 

[The Crab]

Are you sure about the piggy players? Thought they were all playing in the world cup.

Sadly, Emmerdale Farm didn't qualify this time. The manager, Zac Dingle was said to be "reight narked".

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Pigs officially return to pre season training next Monday but are in Thursday and Friday of this week for tests. Presumably to be disinfected and checked for foot and mouth etc.

Fixtures out on Thursday, looks like kit could be Friday if they've started with teasers this week so all indications are the return is imminent? Does anybody know the actual date?

What teasers?

And don’t anyone say ‘mal’

 

[DiggerBlade]

The pork are reporting in early to help get the Kremlin back to a presentable level. They've been asked to bring a paint brush, rust inhibitor and a few bin bags each. After last season's debacle team bonding is high on the agenda.

Chainsaw has asked if anyone knows how to correctly fit a new sign that won't fall down in a light breeze and the tarp which hangs on the Lepper's Lane end will now be affectionately known as the Rimming man tapestry.

 

[Bladezz]

Would imagine we would be the same in next Monday. Have to admit I imagine a pre season with CW is brutal!

 

[SwissBlade]

Would imagine we would be the same in next Monday. Have to admit I imagine a pre season with CW is brutal!

A few of them are clearly getting the training in early out in Dubai.

 

[Bladezz]

A few of them are clearly getting the training in early out in Dubai.

I know watching Instagram you can see so many of the players take it much more seriously that others in terms of getting fit.

There’s some that only show them eating / drinking and people like Lundstram seemed to stop drinking 2 weeks ago and has just been running since!

 

[SwissBlade]

I know watching Instagram you can see so many of the players take it much more seriously that others in terms of getting fit.

There’s some that only show them eating / drinking and people like Lundstram seemed to stop drinking 2 weeks ago and has just been running since!

My comment was tongue in cheek, people put on what they want people to see. Last summer Billy was posting videos with him doing extra training, now Simon Moore and him are constantly posting with them golfing. I would assume that they are training too.

 

[Bladezz]

My comment was tongue in cheek, people put on what they want people to see. Last summer Billy was posting videos with him doing extra training, now Simon Moore and him are constantly posting with them golfing. I would assume that they are training too.

I wasn’t referring to them but I didn’t want to throw the players who are just on holiday living it large under the bus.

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

Pigs officially return to pre season training next Monday but are in Thursday and Friday of this week for tests. Presumably to be disinfected and checked for foot and mouth etc.

Fixtures out on Thursday, looks like kit could be Friday if they've started with teasers this week so all indications are the return is imminent? Does anybody know the actual date?

Are you sure about the piggy players? Thought they were all playing in the world cup.

All the Pork players have been busy pre season working at NASA, arranging the meeting with Kim Jong Un, solving the Middle East Crisis, raising the Titanic, feeding the 5000 and bringing peace to the Universe. Fucking wankers.

 

[stringer]

I wasn’t referring to them but I didn’t want to throw the players who are just on holiday living it large under the bus.

They're back Monday and there won't have been any just on holiday living it large. All players are given a programme to steadily build up their fitness through the summer (after about a fortnight off at the end of the season)

 

[Cerberus Blade]

They're back Monday and there won't have been any just on holiday living it large. All players are given a programme to steadily build up their fitness through the summer (after about a fortnight off at the end of the season)

This is in stark contrast to Norwich City, whose players report back 10 minutes before the kick off of their first league game.