So to summarise today's posts

[Sean Thornton]

Billy isn't happy

Neither are Coutts, Basham and Freeman

We're selling Fleck (this seasons Duffy)



Gentlemans agreements -

Are totally binding
Exist
Are a load ifbollocks
Poor shows by agents
Don't exist



No decision made yet on

Leonard
Holmes
Jags
Michael Brown



We are

Skint
Only have £500k to spend
Have already spent the £500k we had
Are waiting until January
Going straight back down


Sunjihi is

An ITK God
Full of shit
Billy Sharp



Only things missing are

The board don't want promotion
We have to pay for the Desso again
McCabe makes a fortune from the club



Edit, sorry,

Lots of posters have "heard the same story" but don't mention it until someone else does.

There are a lot of "high ups" at the club

 

[Pierre's PC]

You forgot my Pot Noodle

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

WUEDP?

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Forgot the spunking money bit. So we all need to donate spunk.

 

[DronnieBlade]

You forgot Diego DG coming home !

UTB

 

[McGrath]

I feel like this is the end...

 

[Russ]

Can you do us a summary every day?

You could have saved me about an hour I wasted reading all those posts!!

 

[Esablade]

Billy isn't happy

Neither are Coutts, Basham and Freeman

We're selling Fleck (this seasons Duffy)



Gentlemans agreements -

Are totally binding
Exist
Are a load ifbollocks
Poor shows by agents
Don't exist



No decision made yet on

Leonard
Holmes
Jags
Michael Brown



We are

Skint
Only have £500k to spend
Have already spent the £500k we had
Are waiting until January
Going straight back down


Sunjihi is

An ITK God
Full of shit
Billy Sharp



Only things missing are

The board don't want promotion
We have to pay for the Desso again
McCabe makes a fortune from the club



Edit, sorry,

Lots of posters have "heard the same story" but don't mention it until someone else does.

There are a lot of "high ups" at the club

 

[itsinyerblood]

You forgot Elvis has been seen in Dinnington High Street

 

[Sean Thornton]

Can you do us a summary every day?

You could have saved me about an hour I wasted reading all those posts!!

Probably. Most days it would be something like-

Usual antiMcCabists post bollocks.

Car park lickers ( (c) BladesMad) claim antiMcCabists talk bollocks

Secret Pigs stir pot.

"Woe is me's " start menstruating

Non itk's post "ITK" posts

CORBYN or Hitler mentioned

Rest of members switch to Candy Crush for the evening.

 

[Sean Thornton]

You forgot Elvis has been seen in Dinnington High Street

Mellow Birds mate, Mellow Birds!

 

[South London Blade]

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I'm fummin

 

[coolhandluke]

Skint ??? Its far worse than that ..... its a financial maelstrom that looks like ending in a footballing armageddon .

 

[Houston_Blade]

Billy isn't happy

Neither are Coutts, Basham and Freeman

We're selling Fleck (this seasons Duffy)



Gentlemans agreements -

Are totally binding
Exist
Are a load ifbollocks
Poor shows by agents
Don't exist



No decision made yet on

Leonard
Holmes
Jags
Michael Brown



We are

Skint
Only have £500k to spend
Have already spent the £500k we had
Are waiting until January
Going straight back down


Sunjihi is

An ITK God
Full of shit
Billy Sharp



Only things missing are

The board don't want promotion
We have to pay for the Desso again
McCabe makes a fortune from the club



Edit, sorry,

Lots of posters have "heard the same story" but don't mention it until someone else does.

There are a lot of "high ups" at the club

Not a short enough summary for me, in one sentence for each can you please tell me:

Do I have anything new to worry about today?

Is McCabe more or less of a wanker than he was yesterday?

Thanks

 

[Sean Thornton]

Skint ??? Its far worse than that ..... its a financial maelstrom that looks like ending in a footballing armageddon .

You've done this on another thread.

Too many eggs CHL, too many eggs in this pudding.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Not a short enough summary for me, in one sentence for each can you please tell me:

Do I have anything new to worry about today?

Is McCabe more or less of a wanker than he was yesterday?

Thanks

Yes.

His wankerdom increases daily on here, so more.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Yes.

His wankerdom increases daily on here, so more.

Thanks, that's no sleep again tonight. This worry is worrying me.

McCabe, what can you say, devil in disguise.

 

[Dkc]

We'll be fine as soon as Kyle Walker is sold.

 

[coolhandluke]

You've done this on another thread.

Too many eggs CHL, too many eggs in this pudding.

The fluid nature of our financial disintegration does lend itself to the odd repetitive post . But ill make absolutely NO apology for my repetitive forays onto the message board . You may like to try and ignore whats happening by putting your fingers in your ears , closing your eyes and singing la la la la , but i wont . We Blades NEED to know whats happening and have the RIGHT to know too imho

 

[Sean Thornton]

The fluid nature of our financial disintegration does lend itself to the odd repetitive post . But ill make absolutely NO apology for my repetitive forays onto the message board . You may like to try and ignore whats happening by putting your fingers in your ears , closing your eyes and singing la la la la , but i wont . We Blades NEED to know whats happening and have the RIGHT to know too imho

This reminds me of our initially independent posts on BM about the supposed Axis of Evil between The Pigs, Mandaric, The Council and the Free Don Valley refurb, which stretched to the reopening of the Plumpers and other local hostelries, as "proof", which one poster even confirmed his "sources" knew all about it and had confirmed it.

In fact, I'd say there was more truth in that than what I've read on here today

 

[coolhandluke]

This reminds me of our initially independent posts on BM about the supposed Axis of Evil between The Pigs, Mandaric, The Council and the Free Don Valley refurb, which stretched to the reopening of the Plumpers and other local hostelries, as "proof", which one poster even confirmed his "sources" knew all about it and had confirmed it.

In fact, I'd say there was more truth in that than what I've read on here today

Subvert subversion

 

[Grizzly blade]

I'm at the stage now where I have had enough of the rumours. Last week I wanted some, but it seems the only rumours we have are bad ones. We never seem to have a good rumour....something we can hope for.
Surely it's not all doom at the club, some good things happen so why is it that only bad news seems to be leaked?

The law of averages suggest that we must have some good news somewhere?!

Same thing happened last season, I just want the season to start so we can start talking about actual football, instead of the inane bollocks we seem to have currently.

 

[Blade56]

Forgot the spunking money bit. So we all need to donate spunk.

Could be something in that idea. Remember the sperm bank with only 9 donations?
If they pay £5 a shot and 50% of an average 25,000 crowd are capable of donating that's (erm, carry 2, times 5 erm) about £125,000. That 4 opening bids if rumour are true about us being skint.

 

[Grappler]

Billy isn't happy

Neither are Coutts, Basham and Freeman

We're selling Fleck (this seasons Duffy)



Gentlemans agreements -

Are totally binding
Exist
Are a load ifbollocks
Poor shows by agents
Don't exist



No decision made yet on

Leonard
Holmes
Jags
Michael Brown



We are

Skint
Only have £500k to spend
Have already spent the £500k we had
Are waiting until January
Going straight back down


Sunjihi is

An ITK God
Full of shit
Billy Sharp



Only things missing are

The board don't want promotion
We have to pay for the Desso again
McCabe makes a fortune from the club



Edit, sorry,

Lots of posters have "heard the same story" but don't mention it until someone else does.

There are a lot of "high ups" at the club

and on top of all that rumours that we are in talks to take Ched Evans back (seriously) you read it here first!

 

[8lade]

What about the Maguire and Walker sell on fees?

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Forgot the spunking money bit. So we all need to donate spunk.

You mean to say there are wankers on here SBT.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

You mean to say there are wankers on here SBT.

Well I can be a wanker,but I think there are a few full weight bullshit merchants. And thats a whole different mess of pottage!

 

[Blade56]

What about the Maguire and Walker sell on fees?

Repaying McCabe and BRP's losses

 

[Pinchy]

You've done this on another thread.

Too many eggs CHL, too many eggs in this pudding.

Oh, it was a wind-up after all? The subtlety was lost on me I'm afraid. I'm a simple man who believes everything he reads...

 

[Pinchy]

Well I can be a wanker,but I think there are a few full weight bullshit merchants. And thats a whole different mess of pottage!

But are you a Non-Blade Wanker?