Simon Jordan I salute you........

[SUFC Handsworth]

And never pay for anything because he never does. Noted for his arse squeaking when he walks.

Although he did pay £125k of his own money for the players balcony at Headingley. Dickie Bird was also very complimentary towards our ground when I saw him at Northants a few summers back and got him to sign his book "Bramall Lane birthplace of Yorkshire Cricket"

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

The tweet aside I do like listening to Simon Jordan. Listened to him on Talk Sport a couple of times recently and he talks a lot of sense about football.

 

[Dronfield_Blade]

Saw Vaughan a few weeks ago at Old Trafford when my lad was there with Reg Devt/England Lions netting. His lad was with the Lancs lads.
Lad shouts. 'Dad, Michael Vaughan! He wanted a photo with him but Vaughan disappeared quickly. Might have had something to do with my lad having a Blades shirt on'

He is an arrogant prick that needs knocking down a peg or 2 our Joe could teach him a thing or too about class.

 

[sitwell]

Next season sees them out of the PL for 18 years.. meaning there will be adults who can legally drink,vote,buy jazz mags and get married who have never seen them play a single minute of PL football how very massive of them

The 1970s just called they want their 'jazz mags' back

 

[mancunianblade]

The 1970s just called they want their 'jazz mags' back

All the bush. There was a bloke up S6 who a few on here will know called Walter used to walk around with a Roy Cropper shopping bag handing out Conkers and cut outs from Jazz mags.

 

[sitwell]

All the bush. There was a bloke up S6 who a few on here will know called Walter used to walk around with a Roy Cropper shopping bag handing out Conkers and cut outs from Jazz mags.

His real name was Howard Watkinson or something like that.

 

[Grecian2000]

No obvious talent other than being an excellent batsman.

Which might be quite some criticism if we were talking about a politician or brain surgeon.
As he's a former cricketer that attribute ticks enough boxes to mean he gets away with it I'd think.

Luckily not giving a shiny shite what anyone says on Twatter I can quite happily remember the Ashes and not be interested in the other bollocks.

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

His real name was Howard Watkinson or something like that.

Howard Wilkinson . He used to live on Bowness Road , off Walkley Lane .

Met him with Harry Bassett years ago and he denied it stuck up twat . He carried a man bag .cetainly off his conker

Where's me coat .

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Brilliant England captain who won back the ashes after Christ knows how long? Brilliant motivator of a team as well. Have a lot of time for him on everything bar football.

He's a first rate twat . See him regularly in St Pancrass . C rated celeb . Fucking hell Bladesway , you his agent .

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

He's a complete arsehole on Test Match Special with his pathetic "jokes". Tufnell mentioned him being a tight cunt very recently.

He desperately wants to be one of the boys and fit in with the other commentators on TMS except he doesn't, and they don't seem inclined to help him. Good.