Shit gifts

[sitwell]

Take a dump in it and send it to M Moorhouse ,actually he wasn't born then probably ,send it to Tango ,actually he was a Wolves fan then probably ,send it to C Waddle.

 

[raul]

I’ve no idea where I put it. Probably filed it in the large black shit present holding container outside the back door.

Bit harsh, I think it's a lovely convertible megane....

 

[DifferentClass]

Anyone else seen the Wilder socks in the club shop? A contender..

Will go great with my Wilder G-string!

 

[BigBed]

Seeing as the weather is total shit today, I decided to go on the hunt for my Champions pint pots.please forgive the photo, my kitchen LED lights can be abit colourful!, and I'm no photographer!

 

[Bladesthorpe]

Dude, what did you do to her

Dude fucking Dude WTF happening to this board.

 

[shorehamview]

Bit harsh, I think it's a lovely convertible megane....

A fucking Megane? Peasant.

 

[raul]

A fucking Megane? Peasant.

Ooh , soz Captain Slow...

 

[Deleted member 875]

Take a dump in it and send it to M Moorhouse ,actually he wasn't born then probably ,send it to Tango ,actually he was a Wolves fan then probably ,send it to C Waddle.

Has M Moorhouse managed to arrange his bare knuckle boxing match yet?

 

[BushBlade]

Has M Moorhouse managed to arrange his bare knuckle boxing match yet?

I don’t really do this ‘modern world’ stuff but I’d have thought if you keep posting pictures of yourself and keep telling Blades you want to fight them, prison style, someone will oblige sooner or later. And not in a ring.

 

[Bladesman]

I don’t really do this ‘modern world’ stuff but I’d have thought if you keep posting pictures of yourself and keep telling Blades you want to fight them, prison style, someone will oblige sooner or later. And not in a ring.

We could always send Curtis Woodhouse round to his.

 

[Bladesman]

I thought this was a discussion about what Christmas gifts The Crab Industries have in stock.

 

[The Crab]

I thought this was a discussion about what Christmas gifts The Crab Industries have in stock.

Cheeky Bastard.

You can expect nothing but quality when perusing the Crabmas Catalogue.

Usual terms and conditions apply.....

 

[Bladesman]

Cheeky Bastard.

You can expect nothing but quality when perusing the Crabmas Catalogue.

Usual terms and conditions apply.....

Crab Industries and the word quality are never usually said in the same sentence.

I read the terms and conditions inside your boxes and couldn't help but notice the words missing, dangerous, toxic, broken and flammable were mentioned rather a lot. Which is rather odd considering I was only buying a small box of drink coasters.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Crab Industries and the word quality are never usually said in the same sentence.

I read the terms and conditions inside your boxes and couldn't help but notice the words missing, dangerous, toxic, broken and flammable were mentioned rather a lot. Which is rather odd considering I was only buying a small box of drink coasters.

No refunds ....

 

[6yearsncounting]

Just been given this by my Nan who was chuffed to bits to find something related to SUFC ! She knows bugger all about football obviously!! We’re these common or am I about to accidentally smash a unique piece of sporting memorabilia !! If they weren’t common how unlucky can you get ha !
As ever UTB !View attachment 64708

Your Nan's an Owl isn't she?