Sheffield Village, Degrees of Seperation

[NuddysGloves]

I work for Premier Inn and met Ched Evans once.....

 

[The Crab]

Fuck me you lot are laughable. I know and I'm related to everyone in Norfolk, you should see the Christmas Dinner requirements. Thankfully Crab Industries are on hand to fulfill all catering needs, Big Vern scrubs up right nice as a waitress

He's just set off now, in order to deliver your food before Christmas. So if anyone sees a 53 plate discovery pissing oil and smoke, give Vern a wave. On second thoughts don't, he might think you're giving him the finger and you'll end up in the boot.

Erm............anyhoo..................enjoy your Christmas Dinner norfolkblade and remember, the after effects of the "meat" should wear off by around the 29th.

 

[CrookesBlade]

A good mate of mine is James Beattie's brother in law and they live on the street in Harrogate.

Do I win a prize?

You'd have thought all the money Beattie made in his career would be enough for him and his brother not to have to sleep rough.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Mitch Wards' wife use to do my late wife's hair!

 

[The Crab]

Erm...................George Willis lives round the corner from Ms Crab's Mum & Dad.

Bob Booker signed my book.

I once stood next to Graham Benstead on the tram when he was playing in the Masters Football at the Arena for us.

 

[blade too long]

I slept with Seal (true story) .

cray ay yay aaazee

 

[Brother-Leech]

I work with joe Bolton’s son

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I did all Hammonds unseen work, but the bastard took all the credit.

I also used to press the brake and accelerator pedals for scoogs while he steered.

 

[vorpal blade]

You'd have thought all the money Beattie made in his career would be enough for him and his brother not to have to sleep rough.

the moment he got thrown out by his elderly wife and it all started to go wrong. He flogged the Lambo for a bag of spice.

 

[HuddersfieldBlade]

Many years ago I worked with Derek dooleys future son in law.

 

[Westran]

I've got three I can think of, the most tenuous is that I used to live next door to John Gannon's aunty, she was a lovely woman. David Frain was a family friend of my Mum and her brothers and sisters, he played for the Red Lion on Heeley Bottom before playing for United at the same time as my Uncle who was the goalie. I also know Georges Santos to talk to, although I've not seen him since the Hull semi final.

 

[BushBlade]

My cousin used to cut Porterfield's hair. He was good enough to take an autograph book to the Lane and get all the team to sign it for me. And, of course, he was good enough to win two promotions for us.

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Fuck me you lot are laughable. I know and I'm related to everyone in Norfolk, you should see the Christmas Dinner requirements. Thankfully Crab Industries are on hand to fulfill all catering needs, Big Vern scrubs up right nice as a waitress

When you say,"On hand," do you mean they provide an endless supply of six fingered gloves for your Norfolk relatives?

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

I played on the same darts team as Chris Morgan's dad.
My mate of thirty years is on the ground staff.

 

[The Crab]

When you say,"On hand," do you mean they provide an endless supply of six fingered gloves for your Norfolk relatives?

We just rebadge the Stocksbridge ones.

 

[2ndtenorblade]

Derek Dooley's brother Alan was my boss when I worked at Firth Brown.

 

[8lade]

Once went on the beer with Jeff Eckhardt but mixing my bitters upset my stomach and I went home early.
Met Neill Collins Father in Law in a pub in Lincoln (plus another couple of guys) to cheer United on in the play off final vs Huddersfield.

These are pretty tenuous links.

 

[norfolkblade]

We just rebadge the Stocksbridge ones.

That disappoints me somewhat, I thought ours were unique

 

[georgebernardshaw]

I realised that Sheffield was shaking off the village tag when Waitrose arrived

You meet a better class of beggar in their car park

 

[The Crab]

That disappoints me somewhat, I thought ours were unique

Well it has a unique badge.

 

[TJB.]

Lee Hendrie goes through our bins looking for food and tab ends.

 

[The Crab]

Lee Hendrie goes through our bins looking for food and tab ends.

Yours too eh?

 

[Karaoke Blade]

I get to see all the 1st team players on a regular basis. And quite often the subs.

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

I was in a fishing match and Phil kite was sat 2 pegs down. Shit day everyone was water licked.

 

[Silent Blade]

I played cricket against Chris Wilder, Mark Todd and David Frain at Castledyke in June 1995

 

[Jonboy60]

I've got three I can think of, the most tenuous is that I used to live next door to John Gannon's aunty, she was a lovely woman. David Frain was a family friend of my Mum and her brothers and sisters, he played for the Red Lion on Heeley Bottom before playing for United at the same time as my Uncle who was the goalie. I also know Georges Santos to talk to, although I've not seen him since the Hull semi final.

I played football with David and Martin frain, when we all played for the white lion. Graham hall was the manager.
And also went with Carl Bradshaw to pick his sponsored car from the showroom, that’s through the wicker arches, keep right, and it’s half a mile up, if that. Someone will Remember the name of it.
The car, if I remember correctly was a ford escort Xr3i.

 

[Jonboy60]

I was in a fishing match and Phil kite was sat 2 pegs down. Shit day everyone was water licked.

Should have took a gallon of maggots.

 

[borbokis]

My brother in law is Keith Edwards son. That's pretty good innit?

 

[I'll tell me dad.]

Should have took a gallon of maggots.

I think Phil Kite prefers fly fishing.

 

[Bladesman]

I sold James Beattie some alloy wheels once.