Match Thread Sheffield United v. Crystal Palace - 8th May 2021

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EPL Week 35 - Saturday 8th May 2021 - Bramall Lane

Please keep all discussion related to the match within this thread.​

Matchday Stats/Player Ratings - https://www.s24su.com/forum/match-day/match/sheffield-united-vs-crystal-palace.543/

Officials:

Referee: Simon Hooper
Assistant Referee: Eddie Smart
Assistant Referee: Derek Eaton
Fourth Official: Lee Mason
Video Assistant Referee: Robert Jones
Additional Video Assistant Referee: Matthew Wilkes

Coverage:

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Live TV Coverage:

 

[RecordBreakers]

Us been utter shit is only helped by them at s6 been even worse. I'd rather forget promotion next season an start a full rebuild of the squad and never see 3/4s of this lot again .

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

The players are dire but the "manager" is a coward playing the same tactics that's failed in 30+ games this season

 

[JackSUFC]

Hadn’t even switched over from the F1 and got a notification it was 1-0. Christ. Decided against changing channels.

 

[Drunk blade]

Game over after 1 minute

 

[Gimli]

Did our defence watch the Derby Pigs match and think ‘yep, that’s how to defend’

 

[haich1889]

Oh hum the tune is dumb..

This paint I've just done in my room dries fairly quickly really!!!

 

[Flumps]

Decent goal tbh... just sort of needs to be at the other end.

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

Will they give us a discount on the season tickets for League 1 if they carry on with this incompetent clown in charge? If I get any whiff that’s he’s being appointed the season ticket can fuck off.

 

[nickwr37]

Same as currently...COYRAWW to get some feel good factor for next season for those that remain with us.

 

[BobblesBlade]

Can’t wait for next season. Sheffield football is utter bollocks.

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

We’re absolutely terrible

 

[drblade]

Totally dominating us

 

[Chilttheblade]

It's all Palace

 

[Kop Cat]

South Yorkshire football is utter bollocks, specially if Barnsley fail in P.Os

 

[Heely bottoms underpants]

It's a sad state of affairs when I'm more bothered about Derby winning than us.
We really have got our work cut out next season. This is just not working... At all.
UTB

 

[varkanoid]

Poor Basham only one who looks like he cares and is playing for his, shirt

 

[originaltrueblade]

Tindall stand there writing notes ffs

 

[drblade]

An external managerial appointment is absolutely crucial.

 

[Micky Narker]

Thank fuck Wednesday went down, this is dire

 

[SUFCinks]

Very poor start

 

[knowsnowt]

Couldn't care if we lose 34-0 today. The pigs have made my weekend.

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

How on earth Wilder / Heckingbottom think Oli Burke’s pace is going to cause premier league defenders a problem is beyond me. They play against quick players every week.

Pace is literally his only attribute it’s a complete waste of time. Spent £50m plus on strikers and this is the best we can produce

 

[Blacksea]

Look at the idiots walking out of defence then appealing for offside

 

[Roddersblade]

Tindall stand there writing notes ffs

I noticed that. WTF was he writing down ? Answers on a postcard

 

[SUFCinks]

Eze is quality

 

[Drunk blade]

We're making benteke look like Pele, but fuck it nothing can take the gloss of Wednesday's relegation

 

[FredZeppelin]

Tindall stand there writing notes ffs

Might be his resignation, though??
Silver linings, and all that?
utb

 

[Stevo]

I noticed that. WTF was he writing down ? Answers on a postcard

Dear Jim, please can you fix it for me to get the fuck out of here

 

[drblade]

We should be able to compete with the likes of Palace, surely.

 

[FredZeppelin]

So, Bryan pings a 40 yard forward pass to a wide player to get us going forward......and three passes later it's at the feet of Ramsdale!
I absolutely HATE this fucking team. Boring, slow, non-threatening shit!