Sheff Utd Obscure XI

[Balham]

Justin Haber​

Former Maltese GK.

Can't remember him ever making an appearance for us.

Signed around the time we were sponsored by Visit Malta which may or may not have been a connection.

 

[Blacksea]

Darryll Westlake

 

[Lincoln_Blades1889]

Which players have played for us, and have gone on to have the most unremarkable careers?

Just one rule

1. Must have played at least 1 senior game for us since 1988 AD (Anno Deano)

I'm hoping we can populate this list entirely with people I've never heard of.


I'll start us off with Chris Bettney. Played one game in 1996, and had a career so unremarkable that his mid career stats are unknown

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Rhian Brewster. But remember there's a player in there somewhere

 

[HarryHaslam]

Amazing how many times the star/danny hall nick ideas from this forum for little Blades story’s to fill on their website. Latest Danny hall one published today is 19 players you probably forgot played for United, Calve, Lupoli, Ten Heuvel etc etc..

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Amazing how many times the star/danny hall nick ideas from this forum for little Blades story’s to fill on their website. Latest Danny hall one published today is 19 players you probably forgot played for United, Calve, Lupoli, Ten Heuvel etc etc..

Cutting edge journalism as ever.

Tomorrow's "exclusive"

"Takeover edges closer"

Followed by 500 words saying fuck all.

 

[Zipwire]

Cutting edge journalism as ever.

Tomorrow's "exclusive"

"Takeover edges closer"

Followed by 500 words saying fuck all.

Danny Hall breaking news

Jam Tomorrow

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

I thought Jon Cofie was that bloke in The Green Mile?

You're all laughing but to be honest that bloke in The Green Mile would definitely have moved faster than Wayne Allison.

Jesus chris it was painful watching the Chief, I've seen corpses move faster.

 

[VwBlade]

 

[programmechap]

Only One First Team appearance XI

Baxter

Edgehill
Baath
Thetis
Heneghan

Mallon
Launders
Broddle
Bettney

Killeen
Hao

 

[Chezzy Blades]

Ravel Morrison: Ex-Man Utd and Derby midfielder moves to UAE

Former Manchester United and Derby County midfielder Ravel Morrison joins United Arab Emirates club Precision FC.

www.bbc.co.uk

Ravel Morrison making a bold claim for this title with a move to a third tier club in the United Arab Emirates..

 

[DifferentClass]

Ravel Morrison: Ex-Man Utd and Derby midfielder moves to UAE

Former Manchester United and Derby County midfielder Ravel Morrison joins United Arab Emirates club Precision FC.

www.bbc.co.uk

Ravel Morrison making a bold claim for this title with a move to a third tier club in the United Arab Emirates..

Bet they still pay more than half of Prem clubs though...

 

[Bladethebrian]

Only One First Team appearance XI

Baxter

Edgehill
Baath
Thetis
Heneghan

Mallon
Launders
Broddle
Bettney

Killeen
Hao

How many of these has everyone seen - think I’m a four

 

[Chezzy Blades]

Bet they still pay more than half of Prem clubs though...

I've just read Harry Arter and Ben Pringle are there too, must be paying well.

 

[BerksBlade]

I've just read Harry Arter and Ben Pringle are there too, must be paying well.

According to Transfermarkt they also have Jamie Ward & Matt Lowton.

 

[Pintor75]

Jack Rodwell!
One appearance, last seen in Australia I believe

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Bet they still pay more than half of Prem clubs though...

I've just read Harry Arter and Ben Pringle are there too, must be paying well.

According to Transfermarkt they also have Jamie Ward & Matt Lowton.

What in the EFL is going on here?!

Precision FC - Club profile

All information about Precision FC () ➤ current squad with market values ➤ transfers ➤ rumours ➤ player stats ➤ fixtures ➤ news

www.transfermarkt.co.uk

 

[Chezzy Blades]

What in the EFL is going on here?!

Precision FC - Club profile

All information about Precision FC () ➤ current squad with market values ➤ transfers ➤ rumours ➤ player stats ➤ fixtures ➤ news

www.transfermarkt.co.uk

There's not a lot about them online, but they were formed last year and got promoted from the 4th tier with 112 goals scored. It look like someone has spent an awful lot of money creating 'Precision Football' which is a state of the art footballing facility in Dubai, and I suspect this is the club that comes along with it.

Home | Precision Football

www.precisionfootball.com

 

[the young spaniard]

John Moore,started the last few games in the promotion season of 1988/89.Bit of a journey man.

 

[Jan Age]

Sal Bibo

 

[raul]

Marcel Cas.

 

[Brian Blessed]

Blatantly ignoring thread rule but posting because of what a twat Blackwell was.

Last game of 2009/10 away at Ipswich. Meaningless game, Blackwell tells my mate's lad Nathaniel Foster in the week who'd been doing really well in the youth set-up that he's in the squad for his debut. All his family travel down, not cheap or close, yet despite the blades cruising and 3-0 up Blackwell ignored him and wouldn't even give Nath a couple of minutes at the end and only used 1 sub, think you could use 3 at the time. What a twat. Nath never did make his debut and drifted into local non-league.

 

[Champagneblade]

John Moore,started the last few games in the promotion season of 1988/89.Bit of a journey man.

 

[S64 Blade]

Amazing how many times the star/danny hall nick ideas from this forum for little Blades story’s to fill on their website. Latest Danny hall one published today is 19 players you probably forgot played for United, Calve, Lupoli, Ten Heuvel etc etc..

I love the fact it’s 19. Why not 20? Couldn’t he think of another?

 

[Hartley Hare]

Has anybody mentioned, Darryl Westlake?

HH

 

[Demblayards]

Jebbison

 

[Blacksea]

Can't believe Jonjo Otoole is still going,scored today

 

[Hodgesleftpeg]

mic drop

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Ooh that's a good one then. Did Billy do it one Christmas game in the promotion season under Wilder? Maybe against Wigan?

Oh, and Leon against Hull for the other.

Clarke scored hat-tricks against Fulham and Hull in 2017-18.

Sharp scored hat-tricks against Wigan and Villa in 2018-19.

 

[ForgeBlade]

Davy Gysbrechts? Per wikipedia, unknown appearances/stats for KV Mechelen and then K.S.C Lokeren Oost-Vlaanderen before, apparently, 17 appearances for us and retirement.

 

[Aidan Murphy]

John Cofie ... Think he scored a screamer on his debut ... Might of been preseason