Seriki

[Nick Jansky]

Slightly concerned as to why you have pictures of his nob but there’s the possibility he DM’s dick pics on the forum I suppose?!

I’m slightly concerned that you don’t have the pictures. I think most of us do. Have you upset him in some way?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Slightly concerned as to why you have pictures of his nob but there’s the possibility he DM’s dick pics on the forum I suppose?!

Either haven’t received one or you didnt enlarge the photo of what you assumed was a rotting button mushroom.

 

[Bladesdoc]

ON WHAT CREDENTIALS?

I’m an orthopaedic surgeon. Just based on how he appeared as he stood up after injury. Obviously would need clinical examination and X-rays !! Worst outcome would be clavicle fracture as 6-8 weeks to heal however treated. Shoulder dislocation would need to be popped back in and a few weeks out. AC joint dislocation depends on severity of injury as to how treated.

 

[Nick Jansky]

I’m an orthopaedic surgeon.

Right. I expect Bell4 would still like a word.

 

[Bladesdoc]

Right. I expect Bell4 would still like a word.

Well I would use a saw or a mallet to sort it out. Whichever he would prefer

 

[Blade56]

I’m an orthopaedic surgeon. Just based on how he appeared as he stood up after injury. Obviously would need clinical examination and X-rays !! Worst outcome would be clavicle fracture as 6-8 weeks to heal however treated. Shoulder dislocation would need to be popped back in and a few weeks out. AC joint dislocation depends on severity of injury as to how treated.

Can we all PM photos of our problem areas to see if they require further investigation?

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Well I would use a saw or a mallet to sort it out. Whichever he would prefer

Aye
I anticipate that utilisation of the mallet would resolve the ‘enlargement’ issue alluded to above

 

[Le Cynique]

Can we all PM photos of our problem arses to see if they require further investigation?

Fixed the typo for you Mr Jelly

 

[Blade56]

Fixed the typo for you Mr Jelly

Was it that obvious matron?

 

[Le Cynique]

Was it that obvious matron?

“Well, doc, I was up this ladder, you see, and I had no trousers on because it was a hot day, and I lost my balance. Would you believe it, I actually managed to fall onto this bugle, which I had left standing upright onto the floor, and that’s when it entered me, if you will. Completely accidentally.”

 

[Blade56]

“Well, doc, I was up this ladder, you see, and I had no trousers on because it was a hot day, and I lost my balance. Would you believe it, I actually managed to fall onto this bugle, which I had left standing upright onto the floor, and that’s when it entered me, if you will. Completely accidentally.”

I am now checking my house for hidden spy cams

 

[Le Cynique]

I am now checking my house for hidden spy cams

You’ll never find them all…

 

[Bell4]

You’re a doctor, I take it? Is it ok if I send you a photo of the grotesque weeping sores on Bell4 s nob? He’s too shy to ask.

And too small to see

 

[Gimli]

Seriki- injury not deadly serious, possibly back for first leg, should be back for second leg.

WUEDP?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Seriki- injury not deadly serious, possibly back for first leg, should be back for second leg.

Please sir, may I request some ketchup??

 

[Rodley]

Where’ve you heard that please?

WUEDP!!!!!!

 

[Paisley Blade]

Cutbush's goal was from a very tight angle on the right. At the Kop End.

Was there that night, seem to remember JC's goal was a fine solo effort, mazy run down the right wing in front of the South Stand?

 

[Aston max]

And too small to see

 

[DifferentClass]

“Well, doc, I was up this ladder, you see, and I had no trousers on because it was a hot day, and I lost my balance. Would you believe it, I actually managed to fall onto this bugle, which I had left standing upright onto the floor, and that’s when it entered me, if you will. Completely accidentally.”

Wasn't there a vicar who rolled into A&E with a potato up his jacksie and a similar story?

 

[GodricBlade]

“Well, doc, I was up this ladder, you see, and I had no trousers on because it was a hot day, and I lost my balance. Would you believe it, I actually managed to fall onto this bugle, which I had left standing upright onto the floor, and that’s when it entered me, if you will. Completely accidentally.”

 

[Davalon]

Wasn't there a vicar who rolled into A&E with a potato up his jacksie and a similar story?

The best (worst) story I've read was a bloke who ripped his sack on a conveyor belt at work whilst doing his regular pleasuring of himself.

Too embarrassed to seek medical assistance he used a staple gun on himself.

Cue a visit to A&E not too long after walking in like Buster Gonad but with a festering infected wound.

 

[Nick Jansky]

Wasn't there a vicar who rolled into A&E with a potato up his jacksie and a similar story?

My first mother in law was a nurse on A&E and she had a bloke on his stag night brought in with a live bullet stuck up his arse.

 

[Silent Blade]

Was there that night, seem to remember JC's goal was a fine solo effort, mazy run down the right wing in front of the South Stand?

yes, it seemed the ball was going to go out of play and JC scored just like Tom Davies did against Sunderland.

 

[Le Cynique]

The best (worst) story I've read was a bloke who ripped his sack on a conveyor belt at work whilst doing his regular pleasuring of himself.

Too embarrassed to seek medical assistance he used a staple gun on himself.

Cue a visit to A&E not too long after walking in like Buster Gonad but with a festering infected wound.

I seem to recall he was Australian wasn’t he?

 

[Rodley]

What’s the prognosis with Seriki, some say back for the 2nd leg and others say he will have to have it amputee!

 

[Large Mendonca]

I’m going with Romp’s discussion with the man himself.

 

[CaptainMorgans]

I’m going with Romp’s discussion with the man himself.

What was said mate?

 

[s20Blade]

Hopefully he'll play some part in the play-offs and was looking upset because that's the w@nking arm.

 

[DifferentClass]

What’s the prognosis with Seriki, some say back for the 2nd leg and others say he will have to have it amputee!

Just got a live bullet, a bugle and a potato up his tradesmans and ripped his nutsack wanking while working on a conveyer belt, he'll be reyt.

 

[Davalon]

I seem to recall he was Australian wasn’t he?

Can't remember tbh. Just remember reading the article.