Sausagegate

[Bladesman]

Nearly a week later and they are still moaning.

 

[The Crab]

He had the 9th highest wage bill last season. They had 22 coaches and analysts on their team picture.
He had the 5th highest transfer balance spend this summer and brought in 11 players.

22 coaches and they’re still shite…

 

[The Crab]

Nearly a week later and they are still moaning.

done what “at the highest level” exactly?

Put the cones out?
Handed the bibs out?
Made sure all the balls are back?
Topped up the water bottles?
Have a forehead you could land a jumbo fucking jet on?

Because he’s sure as shit not managed. So how the fuck can he have achieved more than Wilder?

 

[alcoblade]

Nearly a week later and they are still moaning.

"Done is at the highest level"? Did he carry someone's bag?

Edit: The Crab you beat me to it.

 

[Sithblade]

He could be just a Michael Appleton Mark 2, he was the next " big thing" in management despite no evidence to back up those claims and getting some high profile appointments.

 

[diode_blade]

"when the ball hits the goal it's not shearer or cole, sausage rohl, it's campbell......."

 

[Karaoke Blade]

They are now suggesting that they show their players the video of Wilder singing the Sausage Rohl song before the return game at the Sty. This will apparantly get them in the right frame of mind to 'get at us'.

Imagine a stern-faced Danny Rohl playing the video then saying to the players 'This is not funny. There is nothing funny about sausages. Now go out there and get your revenge'.

Personally I think it might backfire, and the players might piss themselves laughing.

 

[diode_blade]

One of the best TV comedy moments ever

 

[blackydog]

You might need to give us a clue.

Honda SS50 aka (to us back then at least) Honda Sausage.

 

[blackydog]

No match for this fizzy

Than could have been mine! 1978 I bought an "N" reg purple one.

 

[Bladeloyal]

Than could have been mine! 1978 I bought an "N" reg purple one.

Tried to get a bank loan in 78 to buy one thankfully the bank turned me down

 

[Hanauer]

He could be just a Michael Appleton Mark 2, he was the next " big thing" in management despite no evidence to back up those claims and getting some high profile appointments.

Keep trying to work out how a manager who hasn't had them in he top half of the Championship 99.9% of the time is so revered. Think it's a case of fear that he isn't as good as they think. And why do Piggy Heaven presenters keep saying if he gets the funds he'll have them in Europe "in the not too distant future"?

 

[blackydog]

Tried to get a bank loan in 78 to buy one thankfully the bank turned me down

I did get one for the fizzy, but was declined when trying to upgrade to a RD250. I did go on to have a Suzuki 185 and a Kawasaki KH250. Can't remember how I funded them, as I was always skint. They changed the rules shortly after, and I moved over to cars, as I never took my motorbike test.
I have now done my CBT (this year) so can ride up to a 125 with L plates. I have a 1978 Yamaha DT100.

 

[Robby Blade]

He could be just a Michael Appleton Mark 2, he was the next " big thing" in management despite no evidence to back up those claims and getting some high profile appointments.

Every chance he will make Appleton look like Sir Alex for all he's done so far.

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Wilder has two promotions with us, a remarkable 9th place finish in the premier League and what did at Northampton with the wheels coming off is just as impressive. Got Oxford a promotion too

Twice EFL manager of the year and LMA manager of the year.

Anyone with that record at various levels has achieved a hell of a lot in the game. You have to be pig ignorant to not see that.

They love sausage because he came in for a manager who was an absolute flop. He's not done much.

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Nobody puts the cones out with the same level of accuracy as old sausage. World class.

 

[MobileBlade]

Nobody puts the cones out with the same level of accuracy as old sausage. World class.

In fairness. watching the England game last night it showed Lee Carsley taking the balls out of the bag before the game. He looked pretty good at it too.

 

[EddieColquhoun]

Keep trying to work out how a manager who hasn't had them in he top half of the Championship 99.9% of the time is so revered. Think it's a case of fear that he isn't as good as they think. And why do Piggy Heaven presenters keep saying if he gets the funds he'll have them in Europe "in the not too distant future"?

Wendies are uses to us taking the piss but are in absolute meltdown over us taking the piss about their Messiah.
They're behaving like weird cult members (Hog Staton included).

 

[Rochdaleblade]

Am i missing something?
British get called Poms and Limeys. Is that classed as a racial slur?
Would there be all this fuss if Wilder was called a Yorkshire pudding?
Seriously I would like to understand why the fuss?

Sausage roll has never been used as a racial slur for anyone. They are just thick as mince

 

[Bert]

Sausage roll has never been used as a racial slur for anyone. They are just thick as mince

After seeing his interview post match on Sunday it wasn't a sausage roll that sprung to Bert's mind.
More like sauerkraut.

 

[The Crab]

Wendies are uses to us taking the piss but are in absolute meltdown over us taking the piss about their Messiah.
They're behaving like weird cult members (Hog Staton included).

The word I’m thinking of rhymes with cult…

 

[Rodders]

Wilder has two promotions with us, a remarkable 9th place finish in the premier League and what did at Northampton with the wheels coming off is just as impressive. Got Oxford a promotion too

Twice EFL manager of the year and LMA manager of the year.

Anyone with that record at various levels has achieved a hell of a lot in the game. You have to be pig ignorant to not see that.

They love sausage because he came in for a manager who was an absolute flop. He's not done much.

Maybe you should show this post to a few on here who showed their true arsehole colours after losing at Leeds and Boro.

 

[Rodley]

Good article from The Pinch here about it:-

The Pinch (@thepinch.uk)

Here's a bit we published about Chris Wilder getting it right with his celebrations post-Sheffield derby. "We need heroes and villains..." https://www.thepinch.uk/p/gloating-wilder-got-it-right

bsky.app

 

[mcbladeface]

If he achieved so much at the top with Bayern, why leave?

Fear his job was at risk perhaps?

 

[Pottedmeattoes]

Heard Chansiri calls him pancake roll behind his back.You get one free if you waste loads of money on crap ,end up chucking half away.

 

[Shadota]

Mobile phones have a lot to answer for

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure they only answer calls...

 

[OnmiEdson]

The word I’m thinking of rhymes with cult…

You have got me there, Mr. Crab,
Pult gult fult mult ……
Nope, can’t work it out, give us a clue….

 

[Valleyblade]

In my mind this derby win will be attributed a name for future reference.

The sausage rohl derby.

I think I read that we now have the longest unbeaten run in the sheffield derby since the war, with this sausage rohl derby win.

Nil nil wins not really working out for them, never mind nil one one's.

Have some of that porkers.

 

[SRBlade]

I've not read the full thread I'll admit, however, I can't recall many Blades crying about Brian Laws sprinting up and down the sideline with a scarf in his hand after one of their biggest highlights in the last 20 years.

Take the defeat and, as they say, go and enjoy a Chinese, which might include a spring rohl

 

[JohnDenver]

I've not read the full thread I'll admit, however, I can't recall many Blades crying about Brian Laws sprinting up and down the sideline with a scarf in his hand after one of their biggest highlights in the last 20 years.

Take the defeat and, as they say, go and enjoy a Chinese, which might include a spring rohl

Mate I was outraged. Wrote to my MP. Instructed my lawyers.

Years of therapy later I’m still seeing <checks notes> Brian Laws in flashbacks.