Sack Clough & Ashes or Take It Up The Clough?

[Kenilworth]

These are my suggestions for Tuesday morning headlines.

Sack Clough & Ashes

or

Take It Up The Clough?

Which do you prefer?

It’s either ignominy and despair or rock on to Wembley for the play off final and a crack at that Lilly white outfit from the North West.
It’s a bantam weight bout for the complete set of belts- the dubious honour to be the worst play-off team in history.

Can we do it?


COYRWW

 

[Large Mendonca]

It'll probably be "Pensions Misery for Millions"

 

[Bladebri]

It will be, the Blues won the election, but the reds win the playoffs

 

[Bladepicker]

A prospect of another summer planning for life in league one is bad enough Kenilworth without making any reference to the chuffing ashes!

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

Get Cloughed. We're only making plans for Nigel. Little Big-Ead gets the chop. Phipps dips had their chips.

 

[boo radley]

Swindled 1st leg Swin Done 2nd leg. Cluff stuff Buffs the shiny Blades.

 

[raul]

Radley done badly, sadly.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

Howard You Like That?

The Footballing Gods show they'd been playing the long game as the Blades keeper stepped up to smash the ball in off the underside of the bar to send Sheffield's Red and White through 8-7 on penalties.

Football is so much better when you can just make up the result rather than actually having to play the game.

 

[stringjunior]

Swindled 1st leg Swin Done 2nd leg. Cluff stuff Buffs the shiny Blades.

Right up there with SUPER CALEY GO BALLISTIC, CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

Clough right up the duff. Clough's fans had Enough. Clough you chuff. Cloughs duffs looked rough. Clough's chuffs out of puff.

 

[Kenilworth]

So Tough as Clough Suff Not Enough

Swindon done. Double Done, done

Clough Gruff as POF Puff Not Enough

Mini and Diddy, Ignominy

A Fifth Term. Are You Shittin' Me?

 

[Cyprus Blade]

"Nigel, Andy - get your Coutts, you're out of here"

 

[boo radley]

Radley done badly, sadly.

raul scowl deserves a smack with a wet towel.

 

[KingSlayers]

Blades Find a Four-Leaf Clough-er
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