CONFIRMED Ryan Leonard

[Snowman]

It's going to happen.View attachment 28916

End of the race? Numbers up? Shoes off in the car park? What is going to happen?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

End of the race? Numbers up? Shoes off in the car park? What is going to happen?

I think we've signed David Bedford. Lots of stamina, definitely box to box...I'm in!

 

[fireblade]

End of the race? Numbers up? Shoes off in the car park? What is going to happen?

No nothing like that, just the next page number. Sorry!!!

 

[Snowman]

No nothing like that, just the next page number. Sorry!!!

Veeeery Veeeery clever FB. Well in my simple minded opinion

 

[I should coco]

I've heard we offered a final bid of £750k yesterday and will walk away if this is not accepted.

The source is excellent but I'm scared of the 'wannabee ITK' tag.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

I've heard we offered a final bid of £750k yesterday and will walk away if this is not accepted.

The source is excellent but I'm scared of the 'wannabee ITK' tag.

Show off

 

[Bladeinleeds]

I've heard we offered a final bid of £750k yesterday and will walk away if this is not accepted.

The source is excellent but I'm scared of the 'wannabee ITK' tag.

Imo that is finally into the realms of a fair offer for a player of that importance to their team.

Hopefully that should be enough to get it over the line and the player clearly wants to come - and we are finally showing we are keen to get him here.

 

[bertieblade]

I can understand negotiations to get players over the line for the minimal fee but we do have to get them over the line. Not only does the team need strengthening but the board need to show support for Wilder.

 

[Rootshallbloke]

I've heard we offered a final bid of £750k yesterday and will walk away if this is not accepted.

The source is excellent but I'm scared of the 'wannabee ITK' tag.

If that is true, then I would be amazed if we turned it down. We're at home to Brighton this evening, if Lenny doesn't play then that will fuel the rumour machine. If he does turn out...............

 

[I should coco]

Show off

Wait until we get back to the Prem. Obviously my 'sources' don't mix much in third division circles, but once we start putting in bids for Ronaldo and Messi, I'll really come into my own.

 

[Snowman]

Do you know where we're going wrong on this thread? It doesn't have "INCOMING" in the title. How can we expect to sign a player unless he gets a proper INCOMING? Get the thread sorted Foxy.

 

[EddieColquhoun]

I've heard we offered a final bid of £750k yesterday and will walk away if this is not accepted.

The source is excellent but I'm scared of the 'wannabee ITK' tag.

The figure Rootshallbloke has been demanding all the time. Is Rug Ron on the same page?

 

[I should coco]

Is Rug Ron on the same page?

Originally he'd have been happy with £400k but he's got pissed off with all the insults about his hair.

He's added £5k on to the price for every insult on here and one of Pinchy's posts banged the price up by £125k.

Earlier Ron was wanting £7.25m but your post stuck another £5k onto that.

 

[Esablade]

The figure Rootshallbloke has been demanding all the time. Is Rug Ron on the same page?

You ever seen Rug Ron and Rootshallbloke in the same room?

 

[Pinchy]

I've heard we offered a final bid of £750k yesterday and will walk away if this is not accepted.

The source is excellent but I'm scared of the 'wannabee ITK' tag.

I'm absolutely delighted with my NITFK status. I have more than enough duties and responsibilities on here without taking on that mantle...

What exactly did Max tell you?...

 

[Pinchy]

Imo that is finally into the realms of a fair offer for a player of that importance to their team.

Hopefully that should be enough to get it over the line and the player clearly wants to come - and we are finally showing we are keen to get him here.

Do you not think his transfer request showed that? He knows very well how much we want him here. Some naughty intermediary may even have told him so.

Personally, I've no idea whether he's good enough or not. He's a complete unknown quantity so far as I'm concerned. I'm pretty sure the same applies to all the members of Jimmy White's Deadline Day Army who seem to know exactly how much of someone else's money we ought to spend.

 

[BushBlade]

This is like spending all day in Meadowhall following your missus around, as she goes to the same shops three times and still can't find owt she wants at a price she's prepared to pay.

 

[I should coco]

same applies to all the members of Jimmy White's Deadline Day Army who seem to know exactly how much of someone else's money we ought to spend.

The correct currency unit is 'Whatever is needed'.

They wanted it spent last season on EEL, previously on Diego and now on Brooks who has not started a league game yet.

Spending someone else's money gets easier the more you do it and there are plenty on here egging each other on.

 

[I should coco]

This is like spending all day in Meadowhall following your missus around, as she goes to the same shops three times and still can't find owt she wants at a price she's prepared to pay.

Surely that should have read 'Westfield', but you inserted Meadowhall to make it look like you are down with the kids?

I like the "owt' too, very Northern. What's the weather like in Jakarta today?

 

[BushBlade]

Surely that should have read 'Westfield', but you inserted Meadowhall to make it look like you are down with the kids?

I like the "owt' too, very Northern. What's the weather like in Jakarta today?

Actually, I tend to call Westfield 'Meadowhall'. Old habits die hard. And the reason I use a northern term like 'owt' is because I'm a northerner, a Yorkshireman. It doesn't matter if I live in Jakarta, Shepherd's Bush, New South Wales, the old South Wales or the one near Kivo, I'll always be a Yorkshireman.

 

[I should coco]

It doesn't matter if I live in Jakarta, Shepherd's Bush, New South Wales, the old South Wales or the one near Kivo,

So you're not actually denying you live in Jakarta now......

I'll always be a Yorkshireman.

I bet the natives down sarf love that. I'm thinking Boycott on TMS but without his joyous laissez faire attitude. Are you barred from all the pubs in West London yet?

 

[Harrisblade]

So you're not actually denying you live in Jakarta now......



I bet the natives down sarf love that. I'm thinking Boycott on TMS but without his joyous laissez faire attitude. Are you barred from all the pubs in West London yet?

Getting banned from pubs in West London is bloody difficult - even for a Yorkshireman!

 

[The Crab]

Has that landed yet!!!????

It landed somewhere that on first examination looked as though it could support intelligent life. There was air, water (with a couple of Morrisons trolleys in) and a plentiful food supply (if you like pork sarnies). Sadly, upon further examination, no intelligent life was to be found, just ape like creatures living a rudimentary existence, mainly to be found in the local Weatherspoons attempting to mate with the hairier and much bigger females.

It landed in Hillsborough

 

[BushBlade]

So you're not actually denying you live in Jakarta now......



I bet the natives down sarf love that. I'm thinking Boycott on TMS but without his joyous laissez faire attitude. Are you barred from all the pubs in West London yet?

No, pubs tend to be so busy and full of southerners talking shite in loud voices that I'm rarely noticed. I would have been banned from almost every restaurant on Chiswick High Road had me and my mates not been good tippers. Ironically, the only restaurant I've actually been banned from was an Indonesian one in town.

 

[Rootshallbloke]

The figure Rootshallbloke has been demanding all the time. Is Rug Ron on the same page?

A worthwhile bit of spin on your part, but I never demand. If asked, I will offer an opinion of what it may take to buy a player. As this is still only a rumour I have no idea whether it will happen. There is nothing about a new bid our end by the way.

 

[Pinchy]

A worthwhile bit of spin on your part, but I never demand. If asked, I will offer an opinion of what it may take to buy a player. As this is still only a rumour I have no idea whether it will happen. There is nothing about a new bid our end by the way.

You make, not for the first time, this odd assumption that the only reliable information about this matter comes from 'your end'.

I really don't give much of a toss whether Lenny joins us or not. I can, however, see what is happening in front of my very eyes. I told you he'd ask for a transfer long before he did. I also said he could easily reinstate it when RugRon curiously lied through his syrup about the request being withdrawn.

I've said consistently this only ends one way. The question is 'when?'

 

[EddieColquhoun]

when RugRon curiously lied through his syrup

 

[Rootshallbloke]

You make, not for the first time, this odd assumption that the only reliable information about this matter comes from 'your end'.

I really don't give much of a toss whether Lenny joins us or not. I can, however, see what is happening in front of my very eyes. I told you he'd ask for a transfer long before he did. I also said he could easily reinstate it when RugRon curiously lied through his syrup about the request being withdrawn.

I've said consistently this only ends one way. The question is 'when?'

Grammatically spot on Pinchy and tidily laid out, but I wouldn't expect anything else from you.

As for the content, as always, it's spun to suit your particular venom. For the record I have made no assumptions at all in my post over 'reliable information'. I have simply said that there is no mention of the rumour at our end. It seems to me that it's your assumption, but there you go. I didn't think Lenny would ask for a transfer? I'd love to know where, in my posts, you got that little gem from. As for your other 'exclusives' they are a bit tired now as you keep posting them for no good reason , it seems to me.

So carry on lobbing out the insults although it would be bit more amusing if you could add something original. If you're aiming at a professional wind up don't waste your time, there's a good chap.

 

[Pinchy]

Grammatically spot on Pinchy and tidily laid out, but I wouldn't expect anything else from you.

As for the content, as always, it's spun to suit your particular venom. For the record I have made no assumptions at all in my post over 'reliable information'. I have simply said that there is no mention of the rumour at our end. It seems to me that it's your assumption, but there you go. I didn't think Lenny would ask for a transfer? I'd love to know where, in my posts, you got that little gem from. As for your other 'exclusives' they are a bit tired now as you keep posting them for no good reason , it seems to me.

So carry on lobbing out the insults although it would be bit more amusing if you could add something original. If you're aiming at a professional wind up don't waste your time, there's a good chap.

I'll give you this. You acquit yourself far better than some of the numpties I have to educate in S2.

Nonetheless the script is written. Your wishful thinking and RugRon's public show of tenacity (that syrup really clings on to its scalp) will be in vain.

 

[Pinchy]

Thank you, kind sir. I suppose it was only a matter of time...