Room Mates

[sitwell]

George'd break the plunger after becoming frustrated so they'd go round to Bash and ask him to put a rubber glove on and unclog it because he's got the thinnest arms. Bash'd agree on the proviso that they both buy him a box of fish fingers.

Basham is 100% Neil from the Inbetweeners.

 

[BigBed]

What a fucking random thread!
Isn't is strange, the things that pop into your head whilst your sat ont throne?....

 

[Cassius Kray]

I reckon Fleck's asked to room with Osborn because he knows Ben always brings along a fold-up set of stairs so that he can reach the top shelf.

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I can imaging a camera panning past Egan & Steven's room where they're knocking a hurley ball between themselves, then continuing to pan across to O'Connell and Robinson in the next room where they're heading a brick back and forth.

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Basham: Hey Didzy, did I ever tell you where I used to work when I first started out in football?
McGoldrick does his goal celebration
Basham: Yeah, that's right!

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I reckon Berge and Zivkovic share a room so they can indulge in their sterotypically exotic behaviour. Berge, the young lad, excitedly showing Zivkovic his toy Viking longship:

Berge: And look, see it's got real working oars! And you can raise and lower the sail! And at home I've got a viking helmet but the gaffer said I couldn't bring it because it was too pointy and might hurt someone but when I get home I'm going to wear it ALL NIGHT and-
Zivkovic laid on the bed nodding vaguely, eyes half closed, smouldering joint in his hand"

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Also, I'm pretty sure Jags and Sharp roomshare and both go to sleep wearing Blades pajamas.

 

[Karaoke Blade]

I now have this Morecambe and Wise image of Wilder and Knilly in bed discussing tactics.

I can now imagine Knilly with one of those pointy nightcaps on.

 

[fintious maximus]

Lunny in his own room with a FaceTime link to Steve Davis

 

[Gimli]

I can now imagine Knilly with one of those pointy nightcaps on.

 

[benn5712]

Berge and Zivkovic

Berge "These Brits are all crazymen for sure".
Zivvo. "Yeah. However did they win the war?"

 

[benn5712]

McB and Moose tear arseing round with Lambo and R8...

Scalextric.

 

[benn5712]

Hendo. "Boss... BOSS...B O O O OSS!"
CW. "Get ter sleep Dean!"
Hendo. "Boss...Boss."
CW. "WHAT?!!"
Hendo. "Can I 'ave a story?"
CW. "Once upon a ti.... "
Hendo. "I've heard that one."

 

[Eyeball]

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