Ring ring ..ring ring

[blade too long]

RING RING
Hello your through to the Sheffield United defence
We are sorry we are not around at the moment

 

[Gaini Blade]

RING RING
Hello your through to the Sheffield United defence
We are sorry we are not around at the moment

Your call is important to us, please hold the line, no - please hold the line cos we clearly can't...

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

Press 1 for Captain Wanker, Press 2 for Scouse Fuckwit. Press 3 for Bungles finger. Press 4 for Threppeny bit head. Press 5 for Slug Fingers. Press * for the other arseholes. Press # to repeat these pricks in the Championship,