Richard Scumdamore

[SouthEssexBlade]

I hope he traps the tip of his cock in his zip everyday for the rest of his life.

And that his wife leaves him for a no-name, lower league footballer who’s been forced to become a part time rent boy to supplement his income, due to the PL not allowing enough money to drip feed down the leagues. As a result of this, the player picked up several sexually transmitted diseases, all of which he passed on to Mrs Scudamore and therefore on to the lying, cheating bent bastard when he gets his bi-monthly, Saturday night, two-pump treat.

I also hope he loses the remote for the telly and it drives him mad for weeks.

Its quite cathartic, this...

O go on then. He's given a job as Chansiri tea boy and has to be at the swamp watching that lot every game.

I know... I've gone too far.

 

[Sean Thornton]

You reckon? That's a pretty tall order.

Sir Dave?

 

[Sean Thornton]

He could share that skip off London Road where Lee Hendrie lives.

At least give me a credit for that Tom....

 

[Sean Thornton]

Sir Dave?

Beaten to it by Addison

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Leaving to spend more time with his wallet.

No doubt in his well earned retirement , he will spend some of his justifiably enormous financial rewards on exotic holidays.

Let us all sincerely hope that in the course of this, he does not contract leprosy , duenge fever or beri beri or worse still, all three.

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

Sir Dave?

Can't see it, he's 74 now and even the other bigwigs think he's a bit of an embarrassment.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Can't see it, he's 74 now and even the other bigwigs think he's a bit of an embarrassment.

Big wig. Lol.

 

[Revolution]

I once bumped into him at a pre season tournament. I hurled abuse at him from a distance over the Tevez business. His response was to run away. I'll always regret not chasing him and chinning him.

 

[Revolution]

There is one nice thing about Scudamores parting: he's supposedly a Bristol City fan, which means that he managed to run the PL for 26 years without his team playing in it. Good.

 

[Selly]

No idea what he is like as a person, but in his role he was a cunt of the highest order.

More concerned with the "product" on the field than ensuring fair play. Bent over backwards, not to make sure WHU weren't punished correctly, but to then jump through hoops with a stunning combination of legalese and willful blindness to both allow Tevez to continue to play for the rest of the season (See WHU unilaterally tearing up the TPA) and then when he was sold to MU (yes it makes perfect sense that a 30m asset would be sold for 2m, nothing dodgy going on here)

You can also chalk him up as a cunt for his blatant favouritism when we were bringing our tribunal appeal (at a time we were still a member of the PL) taking the side of the original boards decision rather than remaining neutral.

Unless the above isn't clear, I think he is a cunt.

Having said that, I do wonder whether his successor will continue to resist the big 6 (or however many it is) in their ongoing quest to secure a bigger slice of the pie.

He's still a cunt even if they don't...

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

No doubt in his well earned retirement , he will spend some of his justifiably enormous financial rewards on exotic holidays.

Let us all sincerely hope that in the course of this, he does not contract leprosy , duenge fever or beri beri or worse still, all three.

Or a suicidal pilot

 

[grafikhaus]

That's why I certainly hope he doesn't fall down the stairs and break his neck on the first day of his retirement. That wouldn't be in any way hilarious at all.

Only if its Dave Pig Richards

If Richards fell down the stairs, I think we'd all know why.

 

[Chali 2na]

There are certain individuals I may be convinced to turn a blind eye to infraction duties, Dickie is high on that potential list.

We thank you for it.

 

[Revolution]

Having said that, I do wonder whether his successor will continue to resist the big 6 (or however many it is) in their ongoing quest to secure a bigger slice of the pie.

For all his faults, he believes in the maintenance of 3 up 3 down and in parachute payments. It will be a concern if his successor does not.

 

[Damski]

For all his faults, he believes in the maintenance of 3 up 3 down and in parachute payments. It will be a concern if his successor does not.

That's like saying "Hitler was bad, but he was good at washing dishes."

 

[Sothall_Blade]

I didn't say that he did have anything to do with it. I was commenting on Scudamore's successor being "a bigger twat, and less effective" and Brooking fits the bill

However, if you believe that a man in the upper echelons of the English game, and an ex West Ham player to boot, might not have an influence on the Premier League, then you don't understand how big business, politics, the Freemasons etc work.

The old adage,"It's not what you know, it's who you know" was never truer than in this case.

I’ve never thought of Brooking as being a “twat”.

He was a classy player and seems like a decent sort of bloke on and off the pitch.

The only reason I would have for disliking him is if he had any involvement in the handling of the Tevez affair.

He didn’t. So I don’t

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

I hope he traps the tip of his cock in his zip everyday for the rest of his life...

For me, post of the year.

Well played sir!

 

[TJB.]

At least give me a credit for that Tom....

© Sean Thornton

 

[Selly]

For all his faults, he believes in the maintenance of 3 up 3 down and in parachute payments. It will be a concern if his successor does not.

3 up - 3 down is a good thing - not convinced that parachute payments are...

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

I’ve never thought of Brooking as being a “twat”.

He was a classy player and seems like a decent sort of bloke on and off the pitch.

The only reason I would have for disliking him is if he had any involvement in the handling of the Tevez affair.

He didn’t. So I don’t

My original suggestion of Brooking was just an off the cuff comment in response to another post and should not be taken too seriously.

I have no evidence that Brooking had any involvement in the Tevez affair. Similarly, you don't have any evidence that he didn't.

As for him being a decent footballer, I'm not sure what that has to do with anything. I recall Hitler was a decent painter but it doesn't make him," A decent sort of bloke"

 

[Sean Thornton]

My original suggestion of Brooking was just an off the cuff comment in response to another post and should not be taken too seriously.

I have no evidence that Brooking had any involvement in the Tevez affair. Similarly, you don't have any evidence that he didn't.

As for him being a decent footballer, I'm not sure what that has to do with anything. I recall Hitler was a decent painter but it doesn't make him," A decent sort of bloke"

Poor Adolf, likened to Scudamore.....

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Would it cause much of an uproar on here if I said I'd invited him around for dinner later?


















Nobody will see him again mind.

 

[Maidenhead]

Karren Brady.

Politically correct and ensures that West Ham have their required representation.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Karren Brady.

Politically correct and ensures that West Ham have their required representation.

Aka Lady Brassy.

 

[Piffle and Tosh]

Sir Dave?

Sir Dave?

how did that odious turd get a knighthood ,it certainly wasn't for his business acumen ?

 

[BushBlade]

how did that odious turd get a knighthood ,it certainly wasn't for his business acumen ?

He’s got photos of Cameron and a pig.

 

[nowtfancy]

3 up - 3 down is a good thing - not convinced that parachute payments are...

The more money that comes out of the PL the better for me.
Yes parachute payments uneven the championship playing field, but imagine the difference between the top of the championship and the prem if not. Also, sunderland

 

[Sean Thornton]

He’s got photos of Cameron and a pig.

Megson?

 

[LoughboroBlade]

The more money that comes out of the PL the better for me.
Yes parachute payments uneven the championship playing field, but imagine the difference between the top of the championship and the prem if not. Also, sunderland

The difference would be a more level playing field at the expense of less quality at the clubs of those relegated. Where’s the downside exactly? It’s designed to protect those in the top division should they fall out of it. It’s in no way designed with the interests of the Championship in mind.

 

[Selly]

The more money that comes out of the PL the better for me.
Yes parachute payments uneven the championship playing field, but imagine the difference between the top of the championship and the prem if not. Also, sunderland

So share it between all 72 FL clubs.

Might encourage more responsible spending, and contracts with proper relegation clauses in them.