Player Suggestion Raheem Sterling

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

We won't sign Sterling we've got Shackleton whos going to be an important player for us this year

 

[Guesty]

More chance of signing Craig Stirling. But he was in The Champions though. He'd never sing that with us.

Kids, ask yer da.

Can we sign Alexandra Bastedo instead?

 

[Blade In Flame]

Can we sign Alexandra Bastedo instead?

Do you remember when she picked up those leary hitchhikers in her sports car and duffed 'em up in that tunnel? She'd probably pick up more cards than Gus but we could certainly do with a bit more belligerence and glamour in the middle of the park.